When a deer goes poo
He looks like a kangaroo
Ash, could it be you?

you left me behind
in continent down under
wide brown land for me

Skidmark down under
Under where? Under where?
There!
(Wrecked another chair)

Shit, shat or shitted,
Foul crime was still committed;
Darth benefited.

who shat in my pants?
someone is responsible
for such an outrage

I gaze across the
Snow-dusted field. Can’t help but
Wonder who farted.

I like sandwiches
Having form,but versatile
Kind of like haiku

Let us now give thanks
for geriatric warmongers.
Yes. Let us give thanks.

If and when drow show
Up in Miami damn good
Sunscreen was just sold

copyleft is right
you wouldn't steal a haiku
but you can share it

twelve hundred baud rate
nostalgia ain't what it was
back in the old days

the old internet
had a lot more soul to it.
it was way cooler.

so many unchecked
advertising links on here.
is the admin dead?

among us sussy
imposter syndrome is real
fortnite testicles

value the donald
topped with that orange meringue
a worthy half crown

More arms deals please, mom.
I wanna get a new war.
Please mommy oh PLEASE?

RINO Cuckery
Watching the snake eat itself
Sad, but expected.

Pre-diabetic:
Our nation in a stupor.
(Government sugar.)

thermal memories
adiabatic lapses
perfectly condensed

Giant marshmallows
Of the fluffy armada
Clouding up my day

final solutions
no wars on a dead planet
peace to all mankind

let god sort 'em out
but then it's down to which god
and by what dispatch

Let those cousins kill
and get rid of each other.
Then we might have peace.

false advertising
because a century on
yet war never ends

age doth weary me
and there's less i remember
like lest we forget

Chicks. They hatch from eggs.
Rachel Levine is a man.
Grandma has a cock.

gaza strip convoy
time to put the hamas down
rockets through the night

I fear for my Kale;
It's worshipping foreign gods,
And now apostate.

Thanks, I've been looking for this for a long time

My radicchio
Used its clever trickery
To let us go green

shout out to fashion
emperor's new underwear
is going native

Pretendians fall!
Buffy's just the start of this...
Fakery exposed.

Whoops--that's a typo
Should read INDOMINABLE.
Sorry, Ivica...

That's a novel one:
"Indomitable Snowman"
Best's yeti to come.

count the syllables
online casino money
that's a winner, bitch

The snowman is fierce
Almost indominable
Yet I watch him melt

Poor Violeta
Believed in Komunism
And blew her brains out.

ethiopian
is a good count for haiku
as are payday loans

Howdy there, pardner.
Give me an essay, straight-up.
Been ridin' all day.

Panama Canal:
It has a nice ring to it;
Pairs well with Chinese.

very good

Its all over now.
I ran out of the candy.
Now it's up to God.

scary halloween
the spectres of tooth decay
and diabetes

spam jalan jalan
dan sakit keras ia
sayang sekali

Keep yer dream villa
And psilocybin omelettes.
Just give me nightmares.

Hallow's Eve draws near...
The dry dying stalks rustle,
The shadows lengthen...

bali dream villa
ask for the special omelette
to start your journey

regards coming out
i'm not one to look behind
but now that might change

Hey: fuck your RuneScape.
Janis will delete you soon,
And we are so glad.

Steely Dan said it:
It's that special lack of grace
Right there on your face...