Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 161 Days and 77042 Haiku later...

if you're a psychic
why did i write this haiku
and what does it mean?
Haiku # 76809, December 10, 2023 7:04 am ET
by ash of prescient deja vu
now it all makes sense
the planet is bipolar
it's a mad mad world
Haiku # 76808, December 10, 2023 6:45 am ET
by ash of stop taking the lithium
que sera sera
whatever will be will be
the future's not ours
Haiku # 76807, December 10, 2023 3:53 am ET
by ash of boomer insouciance
They have your mind now
subliminal whispers to
"Support Big Fart Spray"
Haiku # 76806, December 10, 2023 2:11 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A can of fart spray
For everyone on your list
Bottled at the source
Haiku # 76805, December 8, 2023 8:44 pm ET
by St. Stinkyass of Nether Regions
Corporate Christmas:
Purchase things that no one needs.
(Now shut up and BUY)
Haiku # 76804, December 8, 2023 9:58 am ET
by Sales Statistics of Saturnalia 2023
ho ho fucking ho
'tis the season so they say
but no one's jolly
Haiku # 76803, December 8, 2023 8:04 am ET
by ash of nearer the south pole
The lights are on but
Christmas, anyone at home
Oh shit, a paint can.

Thump... home alone
Haiku # 76802, December 7, 2023 11:16 am ET
by Vhs
Fuck Allen Dulles.
Fuck the Pentagon warlords.
GOD will judge their souls.
Haiku # 76801, December 6, 2023 5:51 pm ET
by The God You Deny of EXCUSES
hit not on minors
sublimate profane urges
and grind on midgets
Haiku # 76800, December 6, 2023 3:30 am ET
by ash of politically only slightly less incorrect
Please ban this website
We must protect the children
From the groomer life
Haiku # 76799, December 5, 2023 10:02 am ET
by Mom's for Liverty of Loosing elections left and right
Now gentlemen, please...
You verse is stench on the breeze:
excretory sleaze.
Haiku # 76798, December 2, 2023 11:23 am ET
by Poot McPooter of Outhouse In-crowd
When a deer goes poo
He looks like a kangaroo
Ash, could it be you?
Haiku # 76797, December 2, 2023 1:59 am ET
by Noticer of Thunder Down Under
you left me behind
in continent down under
wide brown land for me
Haiku # 76796, December 1, 2023 6:08 am ET
by ash of my country
Skidmark down under
Under where? Under where?
There!
(Wrecked another chair)
Haiku # 76795, November 30, 2023 9:04 pm ET
by Can’t reach to wipe my Ash of Smelly Arthritis
Shit, shat or shitted,
Foul crime was still committed;
Darth benefited.
Haiku # 76794, November 30, 2023 11:21 am ET
by Wm. Shatner of Future Tense
who shat in my pants?
someone is responsible
for such an outrage
Haiku # 76793, November 29, 2023 5:21 am ET
by ash of crossing denial
I gaze across the
Snow-dusted field. Can’t help but
Wonder who farted.
Haiku # 76792, November 28, 2023 9:58 am ET
by Blueclef of Hinterlands
I like sandwiches
Having form,but versatile
Kind of like haiku
Haiku # 76791, November 24, 2023 11:10 pm ET
by Doobie Brother of China Grove
Let us now give thanks
for geriatric warmongers.
Yes. Let us give thanks.
Haiku # 76789, November 21, 2023 7:46 am ET
by Pentagon Turkeys of Unpardoned
If and when drow show
Up in Miami damn good
Sunscreen was just sold
Haiku # 76787, November 19, 2023 3:29 pm ET
by Mox
copyleft is right
you wouldn't steal a haiku
but you can share it
Haiku # 76786, November 16, 2023 6:43 am ET
by ash of up yer arts
twelve hundred baud rate
nostalgia ain't what it was
back in the old days
Haiku # 76785, November 16, 2023 6:37 am ET
by ash of off yer dial
the old internet
had a lot more soul to it.
it was way cooler.
Haiku # 76784, November 15, 2023 11:46 pm ET
by Brent of Brentwood, TN
so many unchecked
advertising links on here.
is the admin dead?
Haiku # 76783, November 15, 2023 11:38 pm ET
by Brent of Brentwood, TN
among us sussy
imposter syndrome is real
fortnite testicles
Haiku # 76782, November 15, 2023 11:25 pm ET
by Brent of Brentwood, TN
value the donald
topped with that orange meringue
a worthy half crown
Haiku # 76781, November 15, 2023 11:14 pm ET
by ash of generous at two bits
More arms deals please, mom.
I wanna get a new war.
Please mommy oh PLEASE?
Haiku # 76780, November 15, 2023 6:57 am ET
by Pentagon Brat of Military Matriarchy
RINO Cuckery
Watching the snake eat itself
Sad, but expected.
Haiku # 76779, November 14, 2023 9:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pre-diabetic:
Our nation in a stupor.
(Government sugar.)
Haiku # 76778, November 14, 2023 8:42 am ET
by Coma of RINO Cuckery
thermal memories
adiabatic lapses
perfectly condensed
Haiku # 76777, November 14, 2023 7:02 am ET
by ash of higher altitudes
Giant marshmallows
Of the fluffy armada
Clouding up my day
Haiku # 76776, November 13, 2023 11:04 pm ET
by Ivica of Canada
final solutions
no wars on a dead planet
peace to all mankind
Haiku # 76775, November 10, 2023 9:24 pm ET
by ash of and womankind and lgbti+kind
let god sort 'em out
but then it's down to which god
and by what dispatch
Haiku # 76774, November 10, 2023 9:18 pm ET
by ash of dust to dust
Let those cousins kill
and get rid of each other.
Then we might have peace.
Haiku # 76773, November 10, 2023 8:17 pm ET
by Isaac/Ishmael of Abraham
false advertising
because a century on
yet war never ends
Haiku # 76772, November 10, 2023 7:49 pm ET
by ash of someone else's pogrom
age doth weary me
and there's less i remember
like lest we forget
Haiku # 76771, November 10, 2023 7:44 pm ET
by ash of the end of the war to end all wars
Chicks. They hatch from eggs.
Rachel Levine is a man.
Grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 76770, November 10, 2023 1:23 pm ET
by Hex of the Funhouse
Zionist strip show:
Time to let it all be seen;
Bumping and grinding.
Haiku # 76769, November 9, 2023 11:00 pm ET
by Reduced to Ash of Rubble
gaza strip convoy
time to put the hamas down
rockets through the night
Haiku # 76768, November 9, 2023 5:47 am ET
by ash of 10-4 breaker breaker
I fear for my Kale;
It's worshipping foreign gods,
And now apostate.
Haiku # 76767, November 8, 2023 7:54 am ET
by Curse of Late-autumn Leafage
Thanks, I've been looking for this for a long time
Haiku # 76766, November 8, 2023 7:30 am ET
by ThomasSheaf of Haiti
My radicchio
Used its clever trickery
To let us go green
Haiku # 76765, November 7, 2023 10:00 pm ET
by Ivica of Canada
shout out to fashion
emperor's new underwear
is going native
Haiku # 76764, November 7, 2023 7:29 am ET
by ash of dropped a stitch on my dream catcher
Pretendians fall!
Buffy's just the start of this...
Fakery exposed.
Haiku # 76762, November 6, 2023 10:50 pm ET
by Chief Halfbreed of Hollyweird
Whoops--that's a typo
Should read INDOMINABLE.
Sorry, Ivica...
Haiku # 76761, November 6, 2023 12:51 pm ET
by Emperor Domitian of Domination/Submission
That's a novel one:
"Indomitable Snowman"
Best's yeti to come.
Haiku # 76760, November 6, 2023 12:11 pm ET
by Sasquatch of Himalayas/Hermalayas
count the syllables
online casino money
that's a winner, bitch
Haiku # 76758, November 6, 2023 2:57 am ET
by ash of haiku jackpotty mouth
The snowman is fierce
Almost indominable
Yet I watch him melt
Haiku # 76756, November 5, 2023 10:17 pm ET
by Ivica of Canada
Poor Violeta
Believed in Komunism
And blew her brains out.
Haiku # 76755, November 5, 2023 6:42 pm ET
by Y No Se Fue a los Cielos of Tampoco
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