They have your mind now
subliminal whispers to
"Support Big Fart Spray"
by Betty LeBomb
A can of fart spray
For everyone on your list
Bottled at the source
by St. Stinkyass of Nether Regions
Corporate Christmas:
Purchase things that no one needs.
(Now shut up and BUY)
by Sales Statistics of Saturnalia 2023
ho ho fucking ho
'tis the season so they say
but no one's jolly
by ash of nearer the south pole
The lights are on but
Christmas, anyone at home
Oh shit, a paint can.
Thump... home alone
by Vhs
Fuck Allen Dulles.
Fuck the Pentagon warlords.
GOD will judge their souls.
by The God You Deny of EXCUSES
hit not on minors
sublimate profane urges
and grind on midgets
by ash of politically only slightly less incorrect
Please ban this website
We must protect the children
From the groomer life
by Mom's for Liverty of Loosing elections left and right
Now gentlemen, please...
You verse is stench on the breeze:
excretory sleaze.
by Poot McPooter of Outhouse In-crowd
When a deer goes poo
He looks like a kangaroo
Ash, could it be you?
by Noticer of Thunder Down Under
you left me behind
in continent down under
wide brown land for me
by ash of my country
Skidmark down under
Under where? Under where?
There!
(Wrecked another chair)
by Can’t reach to wipe my Ash of Smelly Arthritis
Shit, shat or shitted,
Foul crime was still committed;
Darth benefited.
by Wm. Shatner of Future Tense
who shat in my pants?
someone is responsible
for such an outrage
by ash of crossing denial
I gaze across the
Snow-dusted field. Can’t help but
Wonder who farted.
by Blueclef of Hinterlands
I like sandwiches
Having form,but versatile
Kind of like haiku
by Doobie Brother of China Grove
Let us now give thanks
for geriatric warmongers.
Yes. Let us give thanks.
by Pentagon Turkeys of Unpardoned
If and when drow show
Up in Miami damn good
Sunscreen was just sold
by Mox
copyleft is right
you wouldn't steal a haiku
but you can share it
by ash of up yer arts
twelve hundred baud rate
nostalgia ain't what it was
back in the old days
by ash of off yer dial
the old internet
had a lot more soul to it.
it was way cooler.
by Brent of Brentwood, TN
so many unchecked
advertising links on here.
is the admin dead?
by Brent of Brentwood, TN
among us sussy
imposter syndrome is real
fortnite testicles
by Brent of Brentwood, TN
value the donald
topped with that orange meringue
a worthy half crown
by ash of generous at two bits
More arms deals please, mom.
I wanna get a new war.
Please mommy oh PLEASE?
by Pentagon Brat of Military Matriarchy
RINO Cuckery
Watching the snake eat itself
Sad, but expected.
by Anonymous Poet
Pre-diabetic:
Our nation in a stupor.
(Government sugar.)
by Coma of RINO Cuckery
thermal memories
adiabatic lapses
perfectly condensed
by ash of higher altitudes
Giant marshmallows
Of the fluffy armada
Clouding up my day
by Ivica of Canada
final solutions
no wars on a dead planet
peace to all mankind
by ash of and womankind and lgbti+kind
let god sort 'em out
but then it's down to which god
and by what dispatch
by ash of dust to dust
Let those cousins kill
and get rid of each other.
Then we might have peace.
by Isaac/Ishmael of Abraham
false advertising
because a century on
yet war never ends
by ash of someone else's pogrom
age doth weary me
and there's less i remember
like lest we forget
by ash of the end of the war to end all wars
Chicks. They hatch from eggs.
Rachel Levine is a man.
Grandma has a cock.
by Hex of the Funhouse
Zionist strip show:
Time to let it all be seen;
Bumping and grinding.
by Reduced to Ash of Rubble
gaza strip convoy
time to put the hamas down
rockets through the night
by ash of 10-4 breaker breaker
I fear for my Kale;
It's worshipping foreign gods,
And now apostate.
by Curse of Late-autumn Leafage
Thanks, I've been looking for this for a long time
by ThomasSheaf of Haiti
My radicchio
Used its clever trickery
To let us go green
by Ivica of Canada
shout out to fashion
emperor's new underwear
is going native
by ash of dropped a stitch on my dream catcher
Pretendians fall!
Buffy's just the start of this...
Fakery exposed.
by Chief Halfbreed of Hollyweird
Whoops--that's a typo
Should read INDOMINABLE.
Sorry, Ivica...
by Emperor Domitian of Domination/Submission
That's a novel one:
"Indomitable Snowman"
Best's yeti to come.
by Sasquatch of Himalayas/Hermalayas
count the syllables
online casino money
that's a winner, bitch
by ash of haiku jackpotty mouth
The snowman is fierce
Almost indominable
Yet I watch him melt
by Ivica of Canada
Poor Violeta
Believed in Komunism
And blew her brains out.
by Y No Se Fue a los Cielos of Tampoco
ethiopian
is a good count for haiku
as are payday loans
by ash of friends, romans, others, lend me your arrears
Howdy there, pardner.
Give me an essay, straight-up.
Been ridin' all day.
by Ethiopian Essay Rider of Lone Prairies
Panama Canal:
It has a nice ring to it;
Pairs well with Chinese.
by Pacific/Atlantic of Keep Digging
