Welcome back, Lofan.
I'm your deplorable friend,
part Oriental.
by Disoriented Versification of Western Confusion
Right wing long run wrong.
Sing wrong song, bang gong--no fun;
War song. King hung. Bang.
by Gallows Humor of Hung Dynasty
Nee-Kee Hai Li? Wrong.
She fake lite wing war-monger.
Wrong one for long run...
by Hi-fi Wang, Big Fan of Wong Lofan
He know elections
Beat Trump ass by wide margin
Will do it again
by Not a fake asian
Azz Ton went AWOL?
Ho Bai Din- did not know chit
Story of his life..
by Wong Lofan of Long time ago
Ho Bai Din- jack ass
Imports millions of criminals
That you will pay for.
by Wong Lofan of Back in the past
I just want to say,
I do not like shepherds pie
Can you change my mind?
by Pied pooper
Twitter waste of time
8 Chan is where the cool is
The best dudes are there
by Keyboard Warrior
Mox drinks himself like
The snake eating its own tail
Stuck on Twitter x
by Mox
changing seasons - tick!
with adult toys, sommer comes
and that's a haiku
by ash of traditional methodology
We wish to thank you:
pointless measures; adults toys
(Haikuized 4 you)
by Anonymous Poet
Decadent, clueless,
U.S. celebrates itself
And no one else cares.
by Obese Cheeseburger of Backward Baseball Cap
Twenty twenty-four:
Global techno-cucks galore
Bodies hit the floor
by Yuval Harari's Hairdresser of Haiku
another year gone
plenty more where that came from
with or without us
by ash of existential statute of limitations
Here's to a new year...
Darth, Ash, Moxie and Janis:
Study syllables.
by Syllabic Gnosis of Bad Haiku
I challenge you, sir
to an honest haiku duel...
You know you must lose.
by Haiku Challenger of Lyric Competition
Ah done gone too far.
Dear Clem: I done hanged myself,
Then wrote this HAIKU.
by Appalachian Insight of Beyond the GRAVE
Tremble before us;
We are milquetoast extremists.
Presbyterians.
by John KNOX of Scot-free
Righty-ho, guv'nor
It's boxing day now innit?
So think outside the--
by Brit Ran Out of Syllables
sing it yet again
happy birthday to jesus
so many candles
by ash of hope he's wishing for peace in the middle east
The Christmas light are
On no one is home, here we
Go again....auuugghhhh!
by Mox
Rejoice, Thomas B.
With all the heavenly host.
(And zip that thing up.)
by Jose Maria Jesus of Peaceful Bethlehem... ahem
Can't say I've missed you
But,once more, for old times sake,
Tom Bosley's penis
by Whirled Traveler
Nothing but nervous
Wreck, not so much, the wave goes
Crashes, then goes out
by Mox
ain't got no corn pone
but i got me some toe jam
and some sweet poontang
by ash of bone appetit
Top news sites for guest;
More Google links and spreadsheets...
The usual shit.
by Boring Bot Invaders of SPread sHeeTs
Your schizophrenia
Does not mean you are plural
Nor a collective.
by Sero Tonin of Laser-focused Singularity
Well howdy thar y'all.
Jest wundrin' about something...
Got any corn-pone?
by Hungry Haiku Poet of The Ozarks
if you're a psychic
why did i write this haiku
and what does it mean?
by ash of prescient deja vu
now it all makes sense
the planet is bipolar
it's a mad mad world
by ash of stop taking the lithium
que sera sera
whatever will be will be
the future's not ours
by ash of boomer insouciance
They have your mind now
subliminal whispers to
"Support Big Fart Spray"
by Betty LeBomb
A can of fart spray
For everyone on your list
Bottled at the source
by St. Stinkyass of Nether Regions
Corporate Christmas:
Purchase things that no one needs.
(Now shut up and BUY)
by Sales Statistics of Saturnalia 2023
ho ho fucking ho
'tis the season so they say
but no one's jolly
by ash of nearer the south pole
The lights are on but
Christmas, anyone at home
Oh shit, a paint can.
Thump... home alone
by Vhs
Fuck Allen Dulles.
Fuck the Pentagon warlords.
GOD will judge their souls.
by The God You Deny of EXCUSES
hit not on minors
sublimate profane urges
and grind on midgets
by ash of politically only slightly less incorrect
Please ban this website
We must protect the children
From the groomer life
by Mom's for Liverty of Loosing elections left and right
Now gentlemen, please...
You verse is stench on the breeze:
excretory sleaze.
by Poot McPooter of Outhouse In-crowd
When a deer goes poo
He looks like a kangaroo
Ash, could it be you?
by Noticer of Thunder Down Under
you left me behind
in continent down under
wide brown land for me
by ash of my country
Skidmark down under
Under where? Under where?
There!
(Wrecked another chair)
by Can’t reach to wipe my Ash of Smelly Arthritis
Shit, shat or shitted,
Foul crime was still committed;
Darth benefited.
by Wm. Shatner of Future Tense
who shat in my pants?
someone is responsible
for such an outrage
by ash of crossing denial
I gaze across the
Snow-dusted field. Can’t help but
Wonder who farted.
by Blueclef of Hinterlands
I like sandwiches
Having form,but versatile
Kind of like haiku
by Doobie Brother of China Grove
Let us now give thanks
for geriatric warmongers.
Yes. Let us give thanks.
by Pentagon Turkeys of Unpardoned
If and when drow show
Up in Miami damn good
Sunscreen was just sold
by Mox
copyleft is right
you wouldn't steal a haiku
but you can share it
by ash of up yer arts
