Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 242 Days and 77165 Haiku later...

Haiku # 76898, February 9, 2024 6:22 pm ET
by MishaelDramb of Nigeria
Interview input:
Smoke that in pipe and put in.
Put in your haiku.
Haiku # 76897, February 9, 2024 6:10 pm ET
by Vladimir Vladimir of Vladimir
my interrobang
punctuates your fancy font
Haiku # 76892, February 5, 2024 6:43 am ET
by ash of no question about it
Certain ethnic groups
Are incomprehensible
They slur their words so.
Haiku # 76891, February 2, 2024 8:35 am ET
by Articulation of Pronunciation
Dont speak english
not my words
just googles’
Haiku # 76890, February 2, 2024 5:00 am ET
by Farola of Spain
Infungible tan:
Invisible bikini...
Intangible fun.
Haiku # 76888, February 1, 2024 9:05 pm ET
by But She was a Beach of Endless Coastlines
buy my cryptocoins
they're fun but non-fungible
intangible tang
Haiku # 76887, February 1, 2024 4:57 am ET
by ash of untouchable assets
Smoking cigarettes
I know they're not good for me
But I'm addicted
Haiku # 76886, January 31, 2024 9:52 pm ET
by Blast from the Past of Anna Support Unit 7B
Watching TV, bruh
Listening to *good* music
Jeremy Shada
Haiku # 76884, January 31, 2024 4:49 pm ET
by Cyan of HTX
Bad Haiku goes on
Getting worse as years go by
A cesspit of bilge
Haiku # 76883, January 31, 2024 4:49 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney
Haiku never dies.
It just becomes worse and worse,
Then moves to this site.
Haiku # 76882, January 31, 2024 9:44 am ET
by Basho Needs a Washo of Old Kyoto Temple Laundromat-san
bad haiku endures
like untreated haemorrhoids
blow it out your arse
Haiku # 76881, January 31, 2024 7:58 am ET
by ash of wonder down under
Back in ninety eight
I submitted bad haiku
Still bad years later
Haiku # 76880, January 30, 2024 5:47 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
well, fuck the donald
even if you don't want to
it's not like he cares
Haiku # 76879, January 28, 2024 6:00 am ET
by ash of manhattan transfer
Check this doomsday cuck:
ninety boosters to nanny--
but his mind is Trumped.
Haiku # 76878, January 27, 2024 4:32 pm ET
by Haiku Poet of Nanny State
check the doomsday clock
ninety seconds to midnight
but the hands are stuck
Haiku # 76877, January 26, 2024 6:57 pm ET
by ash of let's wind it up
Lost humanity:
it rhymes with insanity.
Haiku # 76876, January 23, 2024 1:03 pm ET
by Haiku Rhymes of End-times
Oriental bots:
Got this site tied up in knots.
YOU: connect the dots.
Haiku # 76875, January 22, 2024 7:24 pm ET
by Worthy Old Gentleman of Orient
it's not a piss-take
newsworthy royal prostate
unfit for a king
Haiku # 76872, January 18, 2024 7:17 am ET
by ash of scope for improvement
Trump lives on. Your mind
Ruminates on Orange Man . . .
You can't let it go.
Haiku # 76871, January 17, 2024 4:11 pm ET
by Populism of the Majority Scorned (by you)
you can hail the donald but...
he's a complete dick
Haiku # 76870, January 16, 2024 3:53 am ET
by ash of well removed
fried ex-president
thick skin basted in orange
but tiny giblets
Haiku # 76869, January 15, 2024 4:16 am ET
by ash of char-a-lago
Murcan Empire: dead.
But running like a chicken
with its head chopped off.
Haiku # 76868, January 14, 2024 6:11 pm ET
by Poultry Barnyard of Global Hegemony
i smell it coming
fall of the murcan empire
orange flames rising
Haiku # 76867, January 13, 2024 10:40 pm ET
by ash of distant (ad)vantage
ah, sweet ozempic
opiate of the massive
new heroin chic
Haiku # 76866, January 13, 2024 6:47 pm ET
by ash
influencer (noun) :
a contagious disorder
that disrupts your sells

foul epidemic
bringing altered mentation
malignant desire

retail therapy
prescribed by the vacuous
is no remedy

we need less not more
if this disease keeps spreading
the planet if fucked
Haiku # 76865, January 13, 2024 6:46 pm ET
by ash of online prescriptions
Whites who talk like blacks:
It annoys me to no end
Mush-mouth wannabes.
Haiku # 76864, January 13, 2024 2:56 pm ET
by Yeah, I'm Like Down Wid It of Tyrone Frum Tha HOOD
oy vey! what you say?
it's not really genocide
because they're arabs
Haiku # 76863, January 13, 2024 5:21 am ET
by ash of plenty more where that came from
American way
Content of your Character-
Only Nazi's hate.
Haiku # 76862, January 13, 2024 2:52 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Middle Kingdom
Hey you Wong Lofan:
What do you make of them Jews?
You think they're Kosher?
Haiku # 76861, January 12, 2024 7:47 pm ET
by Vivek Ramaswami of Swamarama
My poem contained
a link to an article
I found disturbing:
Haiku # 76860, January 12, 2024 9:32 am ET
by Vice News November 12, 2013 of Christopher Ketcham
Tried to post. Got this:
"Sorry, but your poem con-
tains invalid on."
Haiku # 76859, January 12, 2024 9:28 am ET
by Oh Dear of What Can the Matter Be?
Things just get weirder.
Hassids in Brooklyn tunnels...
What are they down to?
Haiku # 76858, January 12, 2024 8:58 am ET
by Up to You of Crown Heights
Crown Heights reaches low:
those Hassidic tunnels lead
from Chabad to worse.
Haiku # 76857, January 12, 2024 8:53 am ET
by Rebbe Mendel Schneerson of ZION
jumpin' yemeni!
red sea, dead sea, galilee
all the same to me
Haiku # 76856, January 12, 2024 3:36 am ET
by ash of wild west bank robbery
Border invaders
Aliens illegal millions-
Democrat voters.

Ho Bai Din directs
Open the border come in!
Emperor Pooh laughs.

Pay your taxes serfs!
They will need med. care and phones.
How you like Mao now?
Haiku # 76855, January 11, 2024 5:45 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of C.C.K. R.O.C.
Monolith or apes...
Dem bones, dem bones gonna rise...
Now cue up the Strauss.
Haiku # 76854, January 11, 2024 10:16 am ET
by Jawbone of an ASS
poetic hard on
it's a fucking monolith
haiku is a rock
Haiku # 76853, January 11, 2024 7:42 am ET
by ash of igneous admiration
Orange Man will lose- big!.
Hump-er and Ho Bai-dim-win!!
U.S.A. kaput!

You voted for the Ho.?
Emperor Poo real happy!
Thanks a lot dim sum!
Haiku # 76852, January 11, 2024 5:01 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Peking Duck Cafe
8 kun Chan been a
While, I'm too normie, been weird
Just a weird normie
Haiku # 76851, January 10, 2024 9:02 pm ET
by Mox
Can't, I can't slow down...
Headrush--grab the wheel. LOOK OUT !
Phew. Was just a truck...
Haiku # 76850, January 10, 2024 6:39 pm ET
by Haiku Super-highway of My Way
Cursed chatbot filth:
Step up here. Let me TEACH you
What real haiku IS.
Haiku # 76849, January 10, 2024 6:34 pm ET
by Made of Numbers and Automated Keystrokes
Haiku is our hope
Candle of the floating world
Drifting in sewage
Haiku # 76848, January 10, 2024 6:31 pm ET
by Tokumatsu of Hideki-san
A subtle breeze sighs . . .
The croaking frogs discover
Your stink-ass mother.
Haiku # 76847, January 10, 2024 6:23 pm ET
by Second Thoughts of the Thing that Birthed You
Get ready! COVID
is a glorified head-cold...
and YOU got suckered.
Haiku # 76846, January 10, 2024 6:15 pm ET
by Rino-virus of Neurotic Progressive Retards
You! How dare you speak
Of dear leader Ho-Bai-Din,
Emperor of Worlds?
Haiku # 76845, January 10, 2024 6:11 pm ET
by Juan Fulanito Mentiroso, fake refugee of HONDURAS
It done BIT me, Clem...
Lordy I got it BAD now--
The haiku snake-bite
Haiku # 76844, January 10, 2024 6:05 pm ET
by Snake Mishandlers of Misanthropology
Welcome back, Lofan.
I'm your deplorable friend,
part Oriental.
Haiku # 76843, January 10, 2024 6:02 pm ET
by Disoriented Versification of Western Confusion
Right wing long run wrong.
Sing wrong song, bang gong--no fun;
War song. King hung. Bang.
Haiku # 76842, January 10, 2024 5:59 pm ET
by Gallows Humor of Hung Dynasty
Nee-Kee Hai Li? Wrong.
She fake lite wing war-monger.
Wrong one for long run...
Haiku # 76841, January 10, 2024 5:46 pm ET
by Hi-fi Wang, Big Fan of Wong Lofan
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