bad haiku endures
like untreated haemorrhoids
blow it out your arse
by ash of wonder down under
Back in ninety eight
I submitted bad haiku
Still bad years later
by Anna of Sydney
well, fuck the donald
even if you don't want to
it's not like he cares
by ash of manhattan transfer
Check this doomsday cuck:
ninety boosters to nanny--
but his mind is Trumped.
by Haiku Poet of Nanny State
check the doomsday clock
ninety seconds to midnight
but the hands are stuck
by ash of let's wind it up
Lost humanity:
it rhymes with insanity.
(Christianity?)
by Haiku Rhymes of End-times
Oriental bots:
Got this site tied up in knots.
YOU: connect the dots.
by Worthy Old Gentleman of Orient
it's not a piss-take
newsworthy royal prostate
unfit for a king
by ash of scope for improvement
Trump lives on. Your mind
Ruminates on Orange Man . . .
You can't let it go.
by Populism of the Majority Scorned (by you)
iowa-wa-wah
you can hail the donald but...
he's a complete dick
by ash of well removed
fried ex-president
thick skin basted in orange
but tiny giblets
by ash of char-a-lago
Murcan Empire: dead.
But running like a chicken
with its head chopped off.
by Poultry Barnyard of Global Hegemony
i smell it coming
fall of the murcan empire
orange flames rising
by ash of distant (ad)vantage
ah, sweet ozempic
opiate of the massive
new heroin chic
by ash
influencer (noun) :
a contagious disorder
that disrupts your sells
foul epidemic
bringing altered mentation
malignant desire
retail therapy
prescribed by the vacuous
is no remedy
we need less not more
if this disease keeps spreading
the planet if fucked
by ash of online prescriptions
Whites who talk like blacks:
It annoys me to no end
Mush-mouth wannabes.
by Yeah, I'm Like Down Wid It of Tyrone Frum Tha HOOD
oy vey! what you say?
it's not really genocide
because they're arabs
by ash of plenty more where that came from
American way
Content of your Character-
Only Nazi's hate.
by Wong Lofan of Middle Kingdom
Hey you Wong Lofan:
What do you make of them Jews?
You think they're Kosher?
by Vivek Ramaswami of Swamarama
My poem contained
a link to an article
I found disturbing:
by Vice News November 12, 2013 of Christopher Ketcham
Tried to post. Got this:
"Sorry, but your poem con-
tains invalid on."
by Oh Dear of What Can the Matter Be?
Things just get weirder.
Hassids in Brooklyn tunnels...
What are they down to?
by Up to You of Crown Heights
Crown Heights reaches low:
those Hassidic tunnels lead
from Chabad to worse.
by Rebbe Mendel Schneerson of ZION
jumpin' yemeni!
red sea, dead sea, galilee
all the same to me
by ash of wild west bank robbery
Border invaders
Aliens illegal millions-
Democrat voters.
Ho Bai Din directs
Open the border come in!
Emperor Pooh laughs.
Pay your taxes serfs!
They will need med. care and phones.
How you like Mao now?
by Wong Lofan of C.C.K. R.O.C.
Monolith or apes...
Dem bones, dem bones gonna rise...
Now cue up the Strauss.
by Jawbone of an ASS
poetic hard on
it's a fucking monolith
haiku is a rock
by ash of igneous admiration
Orange Man will lose- big!.
Hump-er and Ho Bai-dim-win!!
U.S.A. kaput!
You voted for the Ho.?
Emperor Poo real happy!
Thanks a lot dim sum!
by Wong Lofan of Peking Duck Cafe
8 kun Chan been a
While, I'm too normie, been weird
Just a weird normie
by Mox
Can't, I can't slow down...
Headrush--grab the wheel. LOOK OUT !
Phew. Was just a truck...
by Haiku Super-highway of My Way
Cursed chatbot filth:
Step up here. Let me TEACH you
What real haiku IS.
by Made of Numbers and Automated Keystrokes
Haiku is our hope
Candle of the floating world
Drifting in sewage
by Tokumatsu of Hideki-san
A subtle breeze sighs . . .
The croaking frogs discover
Your stink-ass mother.
by Second Thoughts of the Thing that Birthed You
Get ready! COVID
is a glorified head-cold...
and YOU got suckered.
by Rino-virus of Neurotic Progressive Retards
You! How dare you speak
Of dear leader Ho-Bai-Din,
Emperor of Worlds?
by Juan Fulanito Mentiroso, fake refugee of HONDURAS
It done BIT me, Clem...
Lordy I got it BAD now--
The haiku snake-bite
by Snake Mishandlers of Misanthropology
Welcome back, Lofan.
I'm your deplorable friend,
part Oriental.
by Disoriented Versification of Western Confusion
Right wing long run wrong.
Sing wrong song, bang gong--no fun;
War song. King hung. Bang.
by Gallows Humor of Hung Dynasty
Nee-Kee Hai Li? Wrong.
She fake lite wing war-monger.
Wrong one for long run...
by Hi-fi Wang, Big Fan of Wong Lofan
He know elections
Beat Trump ass by wide margin
Will do it again
by Not a fake asian
Azz Ton went AWOL?
Ho Bai Din- did not know chit
Story of his life..
by Wong Lofan of Long time ago
Ho Bai Din- jack ass
Imports millions of criminals
That you will pay for.
by Wong Lofan of Back in the past
I just want to say,
I do not like shepherds pie
Can you change my mind?
by Pied pooper
Twitter waste of time
8 Chan is where the cool is
The best dudes are there
by Keyboard Warrior
Mox drinks himself like
The snake eating its own tail
Stuck on Twitter x
by Mox
changing seasons - tick!
with adult toys, sommer comes
and that's a haiku
by ash of traditional methodology
We wish to thank you:
pointless measures; adults toys
(Haikuized 4 you)
by Anonymous Poet
Decadent, clueless,
U.S. celebrates itself
And no one else cares.
by Obese Cheeseburger of Backward Baseball Cap
Twenty twenty-four:
Global techno-cucks galore
Bodies hit the floor
by Yuval Harari's Hairdresser of Haiku
another year gone
plenty more where that came from
with or without us
by ash of existential statute of limitations