Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 107 Days and 76929 Haiku later...

fried ex-president
thick skin basted in orange
but tiny giblets
Haiku # 76869, January 15, 2024 4:16 am ET
by ash of char-a-lago
Murcan Empire: dead.
But running like a chicken
with its head chopped off.
Haiku # 76868, January 14, 2024 6:11 pm ET
by Poultry Barnyard of Global Hegemony
i smell it coming
fall of the murcan empire
orange flames rising
Haiku # 76867, January 13, 2024 10:40 pm ET
by ash of distant (ad)vantage
ah, sweet ozempic
opiate of the massive
new heroin chic
Haiku # 76866, January 13, 2024 6:47 pm ET
by ash
influencer (noun) :
a contagious disorder
that disrupts your sells

foul epidemic
bringing altered mentation
malignant desire

retail therapy
prescribed by the vacuous
is no remedy

we need less not more
if this disease keeps spreading
the planet if fucked
Haiku # 76865, January 13, 2024 6:46 pm ET
by ash of online prescriptions
Whites who talk like blacks:
It annoys me to no end
Mush-mouth wannabes.
Haiku # 76864, January 13, 2024 2:56 pm ET
by Yeah, I'm Like Down Wid It of Tyrone Frum Tha HOOD
oy vey! what you say?
it's not really genocide
because they're arabs
Haiku # 76863, January 13, 2024 5:21 am ET
by ash of plenty more where that came from
American way
Content of your Character-
Only Nazi's hate.
Haiku # 76862, January 13, 2024 2:52 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Middle Kingdom
Hey you Wong Lofan:
What do you make of them Jews?
You think they're Kosher?
Haiku # 76861, January 12, 2024 7:47 pm ET
by Vivek Ramaswami of Swamarama
My poem contained
a link to an article
I found disturbing:
Haiku # 76860, January 12, 2024 9:32 am ET
by Vice News November 12, 2013 of Christopher Ketcham
Tried to post. Got this:
"Sorry, but your poem con-
tains invalid on."
Haiku # 76859, January 12, 2024 9:28 am ET
by Oh Dear of What Can the Matter Be?
Things just get weirder.
Hassids in Brooklyn tunnels...
What are they down to?
Haiku # 76858, January 12, 2024 8:58 am ET
by Up to You of Crown Heights
Crown Heights reaches low:
those Hassidic tunnels lead
from Chabad to worse.
Haiku # 76857, January 12, 2024 8:53 am ET
by Rebbe Mendel Schneerson of ZION
jumpin' yemeni!
red sea, dead sea, galilee
all the same to me
Haiku # 76856, January 12, 2024 3:36 am ET
by ash of wild west bank robbery
Border invaders
Aliens illegal millions-
Democrat voters.

Ho Bai Din directs
Open the border come in!
Emperor Pooh laughs.

Pay your taxes serfs!
They will need med. care and phones.
How you like Mao now?
Haiku # 76855, January 11, 2024 5:45 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of C.C.K. R.O.C.
Monolith or apes...
Dem bones, dem bones gonna rise...
Now cue up the Strauss.
Haiku # 76854, January 11, 2024 10:16 am ET
by Jawbone of an ASS
poetic hard on
it's a fucking monolith
haiku is a rock
Haiku # 76853, January 11, 2024 7:42 am ET
by ash of igneous admiration
Orange Man will lose- big!.
Hump-er and Ho Bai-dim-win!!
U.S.A. kaput!

You voted for the Ho.?
Emperor Poo real happy!
Thanks a lot dim sum!
Haiku # 76852, January 11, 2024 5:01 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Peking Duck Cafe
8 kun Chan been a
While, I'm too normie, been weird
Just a weird normie
Haiku # 76851, January 10, 2024 9:02 pm ET
by Mox
Can't, I can't slow down...
Headrush--grab the wheel. LOOK OUT !
Phew. Was just a truck...
Haiku # 76850, January 10, 2024 6:39 pm ET
by Haiku Super-highway of My Way
Cursed chatbot filth:
Step up here. Let me TEACH you
What real haiku IS.
Haiku # 76849, January 10, 2024 6:34 pm ET
by Made of Numbers and Automated Keystrokes
Haiku is our hope
Candle of the floating world
Drifting in sewage
Haiku # 76848, January 10, 2024 6:31 pm ET
by Tokumatsu of Hideki-san
A subtle breeze sighs . . .
The croaking frogs discover
Your stink-ass mother.
Haiku # 76847, January 10, 2024 6:23 pm ET
by Second Thoughts of the Thing that Birthed You
Get ready! COVID
is a glorified head-cold...
and YOU got suckered.
Haiku # 76846, January 10, 2024 6:15 pm ET
by Rino-virus of Neurotic Progressive Retards
You! How dare you speak
Of dear leader Ho-Bai-Din,
Emperor of Worlds?
Haiku # 76845, January 10, 2024 6:11 pm ET
by Juan Fulanito Mentiroso, fake refugee of HONDURAS
It done BIT me, Clem...
Lordy I got it BAD now--
The haiku snake-bite
Haiku # 76844, January 10, 2024 6:05 pm ET
by Snake Mishandlers of Misanthropology
Welcome back, Lofan.
I'm your deplorable friend,
part Oriental.
Haiku # 76843, January 10, 2024 6:02 pm ET
by Disoriented Versification of Western Confusion
Right wing long run wrong.
Sing wrong song, bang gong--no fun;
War song. King hung. Bang.
Haiku # 76842, January 10, 2024 5:59 pm ET
by Gallows Humor of Hung Dynasty
Nee-Kee Hai Li? Wrong.
She fake lite wing war-monger.
Wrong one for long run...
Haiku # 76841, January 10, 2024 5:46 pm ET
by Hi-fi Wang, Big Fan of Wong Lofan
He know elections
Beat Trump ass by wide margin
Will do it again
Haiku # 76840, January 10, 2024 9:32 am ET
by Not a fake asian
Azz Ton went AWOL?
Ho Bai Din- did not know chit
Story of his life..
Haiku # 76839, January 10, 2024 1:13 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Long time ago
Ho Bai Din- jack ass
Imports millions of criminals
That you will pay for.
Haiku # 76838, January 10, 2024 12:58 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Back in the past
I just want to say,
I do not like shepherds pie
Can you change my mind?
Haiku # 76837, January 10, 2024 12:14 am ET
by Pied pooper
Twitter waste of time
8 Chan is where the cool is
The best dudes are there
Haiku # 76836, January 7, 2024 11:18 am ET
by Keyboard Warrior
Mox drinks himself like
The snake eating its own tail
Stuck on Twitter x
Haiku # 76835, January 7, 2024 7:53 am ET
by Mox
changing seasons - tick!
with adult toys, sommer comes
and that's a haiku
Haiku # 76834, January 7, 2024 5:46 am ET
by ash of traditional methodology
We wish to thank you:
pointless measures; adults toys
(Haikuized 4 you)
Haiku # 76833, January 6, 2024 4:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Decadent, clueless,
U.S. celebrates itself
And no one else cares.
Haiku # 76831, January 4, 2024 4:07 pm ET
by Obese Cheeseburger of Backward Baseball Cap
Twenty twenty-four:
Global techno-cucks galore
Bodies hit the floor
Haiku # 76830, January 2, 2024 4:24 pm ET
by Yuval Harari's Hairdresser of Haiku
another year gone
plenty more where that came from
with or without us
Haiku # 76829, January 1, 2024 2:12 am ET
by ash of existential statute of limitations
Here's to a new year...
Darth, Ash, Moxie and Janis:
Study syllables.
Haiku # 76828, December 31, 2023 2:01 pm ET
by Syllabic Gnosis of Bad Haiku
I challenge you, sir
to an honest haiku duel...
You know you must lose.
Haiku # 76827, December 31, 2023 1:55 pm ET
by Haiku Challenger of Lyric Competition
Ah done gone too far.
Dear Clem: I done hanged myself,
Then wrote this HAIKU.
Haiku # 76826, December 31, 2023 1:52 pm ET
by Appalachian Insight of Beyond the GRAVE
Tremble before us;
We are milquetoast extremists.
Presbyterians.
Haiku # 76825, December 31, 2023 1:49 pm ET
by John KNOX of Scot-free
Righty-ho, guv'nor
It's boxing day now innit?
So think outside the--
Haiku # 76820, December 26, 2023 2:43 pm ET
by Brit Ran Out of Syllables
sing it yet again
happy birthday to jesus
so many candles
Haiku # 76819, December 25, 2023 7:40 am ET
by ash of hope he's wishing for peace in the middle east
The Christmas light are
On no one is home, here we
Go again....auuugghhhh!
Haiku # 76818, December 25, 2023 5:32 am ET
by Mox
Rejoice, Thomas B.
With all the heavenly host.
(And zip that thing up.)
Haiku # 76817, December 22, 2023 7:01 pm ET
by Jose Maria Jesus of Peaceful Bethlehem... ahem
Can't say I've missed you
But,once more, for old times sake,
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 76816, December 22, 2023 6:14 pm ET
by Whirled Traveler
Nothing but nervous
Wreck, not so much, the wave goes
Crashes, then goes out
Haiku # 76815, December 19, 2023 12:25 am ET
by Mox
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