American way
Content of your Character-
Only Nazi's hate.
by Wong Lofan of Middle Kingdom
Hey you Wong Lofan:
What do you make of them Jews?
You think they're Kosher?
by Vivek Ramaswami of Swamarama
My poem contained
a link to an article
I found disturbing:
by Vice News November 12, 2013 of Christopher Ketcham
Tried to post. Got this:
"Sorry, but your poem con-
tains invalid on."
by Oh Dear of What Can the Matter Be?
Things just get weirder.
Hassids in Brooklyn tunnels...
What are they down to?
by Up to You of Crown Heights
Crown Heights reaches low:
those Hassidic tunnels lead
from Chabad to worse.
by Rebbe Mendel Schneerson of ZION
jumpin' yemeni!
red sea, dead sea, galilee
all the same to me
by ash of wild west bank robbery
Border invaders
Aliens illegal millions-
Democrat voters.
Ho Bai Din directs
Open the border come in!
Emperor Pooh laughs.
Pay your taxes serfs!
They will need med. care and phones.
How you like Mao now?
by Wong Lofan of C.C.K. R.O.C.
Monolith or apes...
Dem bones, dem bones gonna rise...
Now cue up the Strauss.
by Jawbone of an ASS
poetic hard on
it's a fucking monolith
haiku is a rock
by ash of igneous admiration
Orange Man will lose- big!.
Hump-er and Ho Bai-dim-win!!
U.S.A. kaput!
You voted for the Ho.?
Emperor Poo real happy!
Thanks a lot dim sum!
by Wong Lofan of Peking Duck Cafe
8 kun Chan been a
While, I'm too normie, been weird
Just a weird normie
by Mox
Can't, I can't slow down...
Headrush--grab the wheel. LOOK OUT !
Phew. Was just a truck...
by Haiku Super-highway of My Way
Cursed chatbot filth:
Step up here. Let me TEACH you
What real haiku IS.
by Made of Numbers and Automated Keystrokes
Haiku is our hope
Candle of the floating world
Drifting in sewage
by Tokumatsu of Hideki-san
A subtle breeze sighs . . .
The croaking frogs discover
Your stink-ass mother.
by Second Thoughts of the Thing that Birthed You
Get ready! COVID
is a glorified head-cold...
and YOU got suckered.
by Rino-virus of Neurotic Progressive Retards
You! How dare you speak
Of dear leader Ho-Bai-Din,
Emperor of Worlds?
by Juan Fulanito Mentiroso, fake refugee of HONDURAS
It done BIT me, Clem...
Lordy I got it BAD now--
The haiku snake-bite
by Snake Mishandlers of Misanthropology
Welcome back, Lofan.
I'm your deplorable friend,
part Oriental.
by Disoriented Versification of Western Confusion
Right wing long run wrong.
Sing wrong song, bang gong--no fun;
War song. King hung. Bang.
by Gallows Humor of Hung Dynasty
Nee-Kee Hai Li? Wrong.
She fake lite wing war-monger.
Wrong one for long run...
by Hi-fi Wang, Big Fan of Wong Lofan
He know elections
Beat Trump ass by wide margin
Will do it again
by Not a fake asian
Azz Ton went AWOL?
Ho Bai Din- did not know chit
Story of his life..
by Wong Lofan of Long time ago
Ho Bai Din- jack ass
Imports millions of criminals
That you will pay for.
by Wong Lofan of Back in the past
I just want to say,
I do not like shepherds pie
Can you change my mind?
by Pied pooper
Twitter waste of time
8 Chan is where the cool is
The best dudes are there
by Keyboard Warrior
Mox drinks himself like
The snake eating its own tail
Stuck on Twitter x
by Mox
changing seasons - tick!
with adult toys, sommer comes
and that's a haiku
by ash of traditional methodology
We wish to thank you:
pointless measures; adults toys
(Haikuized 4 you)
by Anonymous Poet
Decadent, clueless,
U.S. celebrates itself
And no one else cares.
by Obese Cheeseburger of Backward Baseball Cap
Twenty twenty-four:
Global techno-cucks galore
Bodies hit the floor
by Yuval Harari's Hairdresser of Haiku
another year gone
plenty more where that came from
with or without us
by ash of existential statute of limitations
Here's to a new year...
Darth, Ash, Moxie and Janis:
Study syllables.
by Syllabic Gnosis of Bad Haiku
I challenge you, sir
to an honest haiku duel...
You know you must lose.
by Haiku Challenger of Lyric Competition
Ah done gone too far.
Dear Clem: I done hanged myself,
Then wrote this HAIKU.
by Appalachian Insight of Beyond the GRAVE
Tremble before us;
We are milquetoast extremists.
Presbyterians.
by John KNOX of Scot-free
Righty-ho, guv'nor
It's boxing day now innit?
So think outside the--
by Brit Ran Out of Syllables
sing it yet again
happy birthday to jesus
so many candles
by ash of hope he's wishing for peace in the middle east
The Christmas light are
On no one is home, here we
Go again....auuugghhhh!
by Mox
Rejoice, Thomas B.
With all the heavenly host.
(And zip that thing up.)
by Jose Maria Jesus of Peaceful Bethlehem... ahem
Can't say I've missed you
But,once more, for old times sake,
Tom Bosley's penis
by Whirled Traveler
Nothing but nervous
Wreck, not so much, the wave goes
Crashes, then goes out
by Mox
ain't got no corn pone
but i got me some toe jam
and some sweet poontang
by ash of bone appetit
Top news sites for guest;
More Google links and spreadsheets...
The usual shit.
by Boring Bot Invaders of SPread sHeeTs
Your schizophrenia
Does not mean you are plural
Nor a collective.
by Sero Tonin of Laser-focused Singularity
Well howdy thar y'all.
Jest wundrin' about something...
Got any corn-pone?
by Hungry Haiku Poet of The Ozarks
if you're a psychic
why did i write this haiku
and what does it mean?
by ash of prescient deja vu
now it all makes sense
the planet is bipolar
it's a mad mad world
by ash of stop taking the lithium
que sera sera
whatever will be will be
the future's not ours
by ash of boomer insouciance
