Don't go to Asia.
Glow in the dark STDs.
You think I'm joking?!

the internet is
a false reality for a
lot of us, it sure

blends in but you
know maybe a bit too much
nice to shut it off

wish it would go away sometimes

well to my joy and
compete happiness facebook
is not too keen now

scandals you know

Nice site you've got here!
Maybe I'll just buy this one
Facebook's kind of fucked

As you wish:
I link to some of my old demented stuff:
https://www.scribd.com/user/187916486/Darth-Figpucker

Yes, the novel is there also, in all it's blasphemous unreadability.

one last post to your evil book there bub?

I think I'll post more
On scribd dot com. It's boring
but more permanent.

(like herpes)

VHS, you're a...
gentleman. So now go to
the gentlemen's club.

But is it then end?
We will see what we will see.
Now go see titties.

i saw the best minds of my
generation destroyed by social networking

im gonna miss darth most
of all, scarecrow he was, oz
or arkham asylum?

shine on you crazy shitthrower
erm diamond

shitty translation
befuddlin apostrophe
language barrier

daft pussies galore
craving infinite stuffing
I prefer penis

iPhone sucketh ass

there

there

My Little Pony kinky cosplay support group meeting with free Pop Rocks candy Crown royal enema tubes. We demand our own bathrooms at Walmart! And we'll set off excrement bombs in churches until our demands are met! We also demand medication that will turn our semen purple or pink with sparkles in it! Join us now! Don't be racist!

I am a victim!
Racism has oppressed me!
Oh, wait, I am white.

But now I'm left out.
I also have a penis.
I want to protest.

I need my own group.
White male victim wannabes!
Reach-out support group.

We march tomorrow.
Brony Pop Rock Addiction.
I'll be Rainbow Dash.

then again some people
are scared to tell these bully
kids to shut up and

go home, it might be
wise to sort out what causes
protest behavior

and to find a way
to break the habit, say a
christian counterprotest

with prayer going
around or what have you
i wonder what praying

for yvette felarca is doing

the intimidation
tactics of people shouting
racist in class

has me imagine
ok you fucks, you want a real
nazi? ill have you

all arrested and shot
that might get them to shut up
or protest being

persecuted

There is nothing here.
You have attained nothingness.
Pop Rocks enema.

after midnight eric
clapton let it all hang
out, me? gatorade...

people make choices
that seem good or bad but they
are what they make them

the truth is i grow
weary of the rush and go
but will miss this place

if i cannot post

well you know Easter
falls on April Fool's this year
watch for egg contents

i spoke to someone
of a choice i made yet do
not speak of choices

when choices divide
heart, mind soul, spirit, civil
discourse, fear, humane

a haiku a day
keeps all the bad thoughts away
nothing left to say

in this day and age
why do i feel the urge to
hum the circus tunes

when i see a girl
with green and blue colored
hair, which i do like

Please don't clown around
My dogs eat toys with red paint
Help, help, help, help, help!

drive me bananas
love the banana breads and
they make great desert

soundsvtovmelike art
writing, etc etc etc woo woo
the world yas gone mad

Hi, boys
Let's download ebook files from my blog. Go to link below and click download button.
#omon_aka_zbest

Stinky poopie pants.
Fart face booger head zit bag.
Diarrhea boy.

Go out and buy fruit.
Enough fucking hamburgers.
Make your colon smile.

I think I like to
eat chicken and potatoes
they taste very good.

then again when i see
the shut down warning just by
typing cfdsedbhy it posts

Vaginal mucus.
Jello-mold cupcake filling.
Wiggling as she did.

The moon's a space ship,
put up there by aliens.
History Channel.

Penises don't fly.
If you eat gluten or not.
I find that quite sad.

On March thirty-one
submit dozens of haiku;
yours might be the last.

The frog saw a boat.
It thought how stupid men must be.
The gods all concurred.

well jc pennies
is now an empty shell at
most malls are huge well

EXPLORED BY PEOPLE ON
YOUTUBE WHEN EMPTY AND
THAT IS KINDA COOL!

haiku is doodoo?
We do not believe is true!
Accordion pie

I'll just say fuck it.
I am not from Nantucket.
Haiku can suck it.

But not limericks.
I'm sucking leprechaun dicks.
Lucky Charms, not Trix.

Happy St. Patty's Day!
{Barf!}

What do you call it
when a penile implant
titty fucks fake boobs?

Faux peal necklace.
I'm so Goddamn creative.
Someone should shoot me.

Please go buy more stuff.
Don't post any dumb haiku.
Give up; go shopping!

Now while supplies last.
Buy now before it's all gone.
But wait, there is more!

well i wish i could
say whatever happens happens
but then people die...

in real life that they
walked out to the ambulance
and all these things like

"CORE IS ALL ALL IS..."
this, chatrooms, the works, sick talk
depressed fakebook, what

happened to the net
that was less fucking FLAT the
new path is real life...

and a breath of fresh air
but it would be sad to see
this place cease to be

breakdown, go ahead
and remember Tom Petty
i miss Tom Petty

You are reading this
Hoping for information
S0me day you listen

Is God confusing?
She wants it to be like that
Learning is loving

Free for all

Teddy Bridgewater