The fear of others come not realizing that those
Who bitch are hiding

They used to think I
Was the biggest cnut here
How times do they change

Jack Frost’s icicle
Frosty the Snowman’s boner
The Iceman cometh

I like your last one,
Great haiku master Moxie.
It smells just like death.

Better read than dead
The haiku said as it stunk to
High hell of the corpse

My precious thoughts go:
"murmur murmur murmur". Then
they become haiku.

Breaking news just in:
Antichrist is a homo!
(Daniel Eleven)

I are haiku verse.
I was wrote a great haikus.
And the world know it.

I'm so moved by this.
I cried and cried and I wept.
Over this haiku.

Calling me a botch?
Girl, you got it coming now...
Finna write haiku.

Manufactured days
Glories on the solstice day
Spray paint that you botch

Why's everything closed?
Is it Memorial Day?
What is going on?

Ur and Julia A:
You have not written haiku.
Please refer to rules.

Wow. It's horrible.
A bunch of REALLY bad haikus.
What have we done?

Bad haikus we have here.
Created by a bunch wierdos online.
*Eye roll. Enjoy them.

Us patients sick.
Always asking for the bills.
They can't fax our fit.

U.S. patients suck
Always asking for the pills
I can't fix your fat

call me mister sparkle
i love japanese toilets
land of rinsing bum

So. No haiku here.
You are all talk, no action.
You are fake poet.

Oh ye molten gods,
Ye many-armed avatars:
Come and write haiku!

Haiku bitch. Kneel down.
I will make you regret it.
Your haiku, that is...

U.S. doctors suck.
Arrogant pill-pushers all.
Dupes of big pharma.

Hank Hill is not lame
He just hates those vidyuh games
and that's a dern shame

despite entreaty
haiku happens when it does
or else it doesn't

Well, no...actually
I wrote eight out of thirteen.
But YOU need to speak.

This does not look good:
I wrote the last twelve haikus.
Where is our movement?

Get over here now.
Time for you to write haiku.
The hell wrong with you?

Stunning. Fabulous.
Jesus Christ had his nails done.
"Son of Manicure"

Um...you know Jesus
Nuts post here right but He was
More about nails...see

Why can't I comment?
Because antichrist G●●GL€
Must shadow-ban me.

I miss Wong Lofan.
Wise old man of the mountain.
Where is he hiding?

Donald is a saint:
Raised the dead, cast out demons...
So he has my vote.

guilt edged investment
can he ride another storm ?
or is he too fucked?

Beware tongue of lies
Big traps Adam, deceiver
Small no gym goer

Wise ape religion
For wise old mystical apes.
Banana-based faith.

My traps are massive.
You can't know power like it.
Because yours are small.

Pronoun fear is ripe
Because they have to stoke fires
Real issues await

OK, no one here.
And I am not here either.
Haiku and go home.

I affirm gender.
There are only two genders.
Prove me wrong, suckah.

I are use pronoun.
These is my preferred pronoun:
Zhiz, zheyz,zhozz and zhabz

Grab another beer ---
It's time to banish all fear;
Haiku muse is near.

Just getting started.
Darth, we know that you farted.
We're broken hearted....

Me, I always post.
I am the eternal ghost;
My haiku: the most.

No one here but me...
And that's life, ultimately.
Haiku is still free.

Detransitioned male:
Her part was a massive fail,
Far beyond the pale.

Those loose crews sink ships.
Jesus nuts are eternal.
Monkey wrench evolved.

Watch out for loose screws
Or you may be taken down
by a Jesus Nut

like sharia law
helicopter parenting
is hard to keep up

Talking to old friends
I fall into nostalgia.
But the past is dead.

Wrap your mouth in tape...
We will hear how you shut up.
Just kidding. Love you.