Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 255 Days and 77188 Haiku later...

call me mister sparkle
i love japanese toilets
land of rinsing bum
Haiku # 77132, June 15, 2024 10:49 pm ET
by ash of squatters' rights for all
So. No haiku here.
You are all talk, no action.
You are fake poet.
Haiku # 77131, June 15, 2024 4:56 pm ET
by Shanxiangzu Industrial Partnership of Smog-filled Haiku
Oh ye molten gods,
Ye many-armed avatars:
Come and write haiku!
Haiku # 77130, June 15, 2024 9:44 am ET
by Mahamantra of Chandrapati
Haiku bitch. Kneel down.
I will make you regret it.
Your haiku, that is...
Haiku # 77129, June 15, 2024 4:18 am ET
by Haiku Cereal Murderer of Cheeri-Os
U.S. doctors suck.
Arrogant pill-pushers all.
Dupes of big pharma.
Haiku # 77128, June 12, 2024 10:42 am ET
by Haiku of Asclepius
Hank Hill is not lame
He just hates those vidyuh games
and that's a dern shame
Haiku # 77127, June 10, 2024 8:54 pm ET
by Rachel Adams of Milton, Fl
despite entreaty
haiku happens when it does
or else it doesn't
Haiku # 77126, June 10, 2024 8:55 am ET
by ash of random contribition
Well, no...actually
I wrote eight out of thirteen.
But YOU need to speak.
Haiku # 77125, June 8, 2024 3:13 pm ET
by Old Guy Smoking of On the Porch
This does not look good:
I wrote the last twelve haikus.
Where is our movement?
Haiku # 77124, June 8, 2024 2:23 pm ET
by Haiku Activist of United Radical Front
Get over here now.
Time for you to write haiku.
The hell wrong with you?
Haiku # 77123, June 6, 2024 12:55 pm ET
by Celestial Son of Haiku Dimension
Stunning. Fabulous.
Jesus Christ had his nails done.
"Son of Manicure"
Haiku # 77122, June 4, 2024 11:44 am ET
by Fake Christ of Fake Church, AMEN know Jesus
Nuts post here right but He was
More about nails...see
Haiku # 77121, June 4, 2024 12:49 am ET
by Mox
Why can't I comment?
Because antichrist G●●GL€
Must shadow-ban me.
Haiku # 77120, June 1, 2024 5:27 pm ET
by De-G00glefy Your Life of Brave Browser (free download)
I miss Wong Lofan.
Wise old man of the mountain.
Where is he hiding?
Haiku # 77119, May 31, 2024 8:01 pm ET
by Maybe with Darth in Philippines of (?)
Donald is a saint:
Raised the dead, cast out demons...
So he has my vote.
Haiku # 77118, May 31, 2024 7:18 am ET
by Legal Advocate for St. Donald of NYC
guilt edged investment
can he ride another storm ?
or is he too fucked?
Haiku # 77117, May 31, 2024 1:20 am ET
by ash of you can count (34) on him
Beware tongue of lies
Big traps Adam, deceiver
Small no gym goer
Haiku # 77116, May 29, 2024 4:01 pm ET
by Despair Drinker of The Gym (for real)
Wise ape religion
For wise old mystical apes.
Banana-based faith.
Haiku # 77115, May 29, 2024 3:54 pm ET
by Ook Ook Ook says St. Simian of the Jungle
My traps are massive.
You can't know power like it.
Because yours are small.
Haiku # 77114, May 29, 2024 3:19 pm ET
by Big Traps Adam of The Gym
Pronoun fear is ripe
Because they have to stoke fires
Real issues await
Haiku # 77113, May 27, 2024 5:53 am ET
by Snoring throughthis of Could go ither way
OK, no one here.
And I am not here either.
Haiku and go home.
Haiku # 77112, May 26, 2024 3:13 pm ET
by Left my Haiku at the Park
I affirm gender.
There are only two genders.
Prove me wrong, suckah.
Haiku # 77111, May 26, 2024 3:06 pm ET
by Welterweight Champ of Haiku Boxing
I are use pronoun.
These is my preferred pronoun:
Zhiz, zheyz,zhozz and zhabz
Haiku # 77110, May 26, 2024 3:05 pm ET
by Annoying Person of Dysphoria USA
Grab another beer ---
It's time to banish all fear;
Haiku muse is near.
Haiku # 77109, May 26, 2024 3:00 pm ET
by Rhyme or Do the Time of CRIME
Just getting started.
Darth, we know that you farted.
We're broken hearted....
Haiku # 77108, May 26, 2024 2:58 pm ET
by Annual Cardiogram of Haiku
Me, I always post.
I am the eternal ghost;
My haiku: the most.
Haiku # 77107, May 26, 2024 2:55 pm ET
by Alone in the Haiku Zone of Tokugawa Shogunate
No one here but me...
And that's life, ultimately.
Haiku is still free.
Haiku # 77106, May 24, 2024 7:00 pm ET
by Defend Haiku with Heavy Armaments of 2nd Amendment, Bro
Detransitioned male:
Her part was a massive fail,
Far beyond the pale.
Haiku # 77105, May 23, 2024 6:10 am ET
by Manpartz Von Womanschaft
Those loose crews sink ships.
Jesus nuts are eternal.
Monkey wrench evolved.
Haiku # 77104, May 22, 2024 8:31 am ET
by Problem Resolved of Haiku Customer Service
Watch out for loose screws
Or you may be taken down
by a Jesus Nut
Haiku # 77103, May 22, 2024 12:52 am ET
by Betty LeBomb of Copter Slang
like sharia law
helicopter parenting
is hard to keep up
Haiku # 77102, May 20, 2024 5:27 am ET
by ash of iran so far away
Talking to old friends
I fall into nostalgia.
But the past is dead.
Haiku # 77101, May 18, 2024 6:02 pm ET
by Lord Help Me of Present Reality
Wrap your mouth in tape...
We will hear how you shut up.
Just kidding. Love you.
Haiku # 77100, May 18, 2024 4:06 pm ET
by Your Haiku Brother of Time and Space
adhesive fetish
wrap me in silver duct tape
and see how i shine
Haiku # 77099, May 18, 2024 9:58 am ET
by ash of sticky roll play
Religious bullshit
Twisting the world up in knots
Better off without
Haiku # 77098, May 17, 2024 10:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Uthman, oh Uthman
The Prophet does not descend
From clan of Ali.
Haiku # 77097, May 16, 2024 9:40 pm ET
by Mother-in-Law of Uthman
With beer and haiku
I shall overcome all things.
And even myself.
Haiku # 77096, May 15, 2024 9:20 pm ET
by Transcendence of Transcend Dense
Oinkety oink-oink;
If you MOO, the ham gets mad,
(like chicken-fried steak.)
Haiku # 77095, May 15, 2024 3:13 pm ET
by Mammy Yokum of Hillbilly Vegan Alliance
You so funny guy
Have funny message on car
Sorry for crash you
Haiku # 77094, May 15, 2024 9:23 am ET
by Man Kee Boon of U.N.
Mother's Day over.
So sexist and cisgender.
Grandcock has a ma.
Haiku # 77093, May 14, 2024 2:17 pm ET
by Rooster of Roster
Where's my damn mukluk?
It's out in the kayak, dear . . .
More seal blubber, mom!
Haiku # 77092, May 13, 2024 8:03 pm ET
by Igloo Sitcom of The Great North
Haiku surrounds me
with no where to go... lost in
the mighty tundra
Haiku # 77091, May 13, 2024 4:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Was it long ago?
Or maybe painfully slow
root canal verses?
Haiku # 77090, May 13, 2024 10:41 am ET
by Betty LeBomb of Haiku Chair
Long ago Nippress
And Ash were here
Loving Zabadooey, remember?
Haiku # 77089, May 12, 2024 8:50 pm ET
by iamapoetnow of Over There
Stiff turn to the left
tips over her fifth stiff drink
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 77088, May 12, 2024 8:33 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Mother's Day Dinner
Say there old fella,
That's quite a bobtail you've got.
Well I'll be -- gee whiz.
Haiku # 77087, May 9, 2024 8:44 pm ET
by Guy with Vitalis in his Hair of 1943
A narcissist here…
Some narcissists over there!
They’re everywhere!
Haiku # 77086, May 9, 2024 1:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Relax Marjorie
The nation is in good hands
Until November
Haiku # 77085, May 8, 2024 8:53 pm ET
by J Johnson
Far-right ex-TWEE-mist.
Everyone is so ex-TWEEM.
Everyone but ME.
Haiku # 77084, May 8, 2024 4:14 pm ET
by Good Little Person of Listening to MSM
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans
Haiku # 77083, May 8, 2024 6:32 am ET
by Alumintah of Russia
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