Just getting started.
Darth, we know that you farted.
We're broken hearted....
by Annual Cardiogram of Haiku
Me, I always post.
I am the eternal ghost;
My haiku: the most.
by Alone in the Haiku Zone of Tokugawa Shogunate
No one here but me...
And that's life, ultimately.
Haiku is still free.
by Defend Haiku with Heavy Armaments of 2nd Amendment, Bro
Detransitioned male:
Her part was a massive fail,
Far beyond the pale.
by Manpartz Von Womanschaft
Those loose crews sink ships.
Jesus nuts are eternal.
Monkey wrench evolved.
by Problem Resolved of Haiku Customer Service
Watch out for loose screws
Or you may be taken down
by a Jesus Nut
by Betty LeBomb of Copter Slang
like sharia law
helicopter parenting
is hard to keep up
by ash of iran so far away
Talking to old friends
I fall into nostalgia.
But the past is dead.
by Lord Help Me of Present Reality
Wrap your mouth in tape...
We will hear how you shut up.
Just kidding. Love you.
by Your Haiku Brother of Time and Space
adhesive fetish
wrap me in silver duct tape
and see how i shine
by ash of sticky roll play
Religious bullshit
Twisting the world up in knots
Better off without
by Anonymous Poet
Uthman, oh Uthman
The Prophet does not descend
From clan of Ali.
by Mother-in-Law of Uthman
With beer and haiku
I shall overcome all things.
And even myself.
by Transcendence of Transcend Dense
Oinkety oink-oink;
If you MOO, the ham gets mad,
(like chicken-fried steak.)
by Mammy Yokum of Hillbilly Vegan Alliance
You so funny guy
Have funny message on car
Sorry for crash you
by Man Kee Boon of U.N.
Mother's Day over.
So sexist and cisgender.
Grandcock has a ma.
by Rooster of Roster
Where's my damn mukluk?
It's out in the kayak, dear . . .
More seal blubber, mom!
by Igloo Sitcom of The Great North
Haiku surrounds me
with no where to go... lost in
the mighty tundra
by Betty LeBomb
Was it long ago?
Or maybe painfully slow
root canal verses?
by Betty LeBomb of Haiku Chair
Long ago Nippress
And Ash were here
Loving Zabadooey, remember?
by iamapoetnow of Over There
Stiff turn to the left
tips over her fifth stiff drink
Grandma has a cock
by Betty LeBomb of Mother's Day Dinner
Say there old fella,
That's quite a bobtail you've got.
Well I'll be -- gee whiz.
by Guy with Vitalis in his Hair of 1943
A narcissist here…
Some narcissists over there!
They’re everywhere!
by Betty LeBomb
Relax Marjorie
The nation is in good hands
Until November
by J Johnson
Far-right ex-TWEE-mist.
Everyone is so ex-TWEEM.
Everyone but ME.
by Good Little Person of Listening to MSM
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans
by Alumintah of Russia
That was the old me
Sober me has erased you
Thanks EMDR
by Betty LeBomb
As for the good news
I no longer fear cold drink
Just sobriety
by Betty LeBomb
They got so far up
there inside my tooth my nose
Literally itched
by Betty LeBomb
Life’s rites of passage
Unfortunately includes
Today’s root canal
by Betty LeBomb
Weather flu season
I have been well seasoned and
Now I'm sick of it
by Moxie
Highway 3 oh 2:
Yessah, runs right to Bridgton.
Takes you right thay-uh.
by Wicked Downeast of Finestkind
The way is not the
Way. So some say so what way
Is the old highway
by Vhs
I'm almost ashamed
Of my last seven haikus...
But actually not.
by Not Ash of Shamed
the paradox is
in a transcendent moment
you can't realise
by ash of kant touch this
haiku is the bomb
you know where i'm coming from
bashomatic-com
land of rising rhyme
kawai and yet so sublime
cyber-seiko time!
ain't kansas toto
feel the throb of my koto
smile and v... photo
by ash of japarap
Haiku is like ass.
Sometimes clean and powerful.
Sometimes stinks like shit.
by Basho of Your Mama-san
Yes, we will crush you.
We will CRUSH you with haiku.
And so, you are crushed.
by Orange Crush of Got a Krush on U
One-world government.
One world government. One world.
Global government.
by Kiss My Non-compliance of Kredit Skore
Haiku is freedom
and freedom is slavery.
AI: kiss my ass.
by Artificial Asstroturf of Greener Pastures
Was Pinochet wrong
To give helicopter rides?
Answer me, you DOLT.
by Milton Friedman of Eekonomics
If JAH is for us
Then who can be against us,
I man ask u dat.
by Bronze Age Theology of RASTAFARI
When he wins, he'll lose.
Media will make sure of that.
It's a losing win...
by Betty LeBomb of Flirtsville
Now I'll mess with you.
Now comes my lyrical coup:
Now I write haiku.
by Generalissimo Francisco Franco of Haiku
Some club/house dance thing.
The damn slash went to wrong spot,
Like a bad assault.
by Ossifer Ossifer of It was tha 90s I'm Sorry
Pump up tha volume
Play some song from tha 90s
Some/clubhouse dance thing...
by Marky Mark of Black Box
poet rap party
pump up the volume and bass
haiku haiku hai!
by ash of short tracks only need apply
Just dad and daughter
Bad haiku-ing back and forth
Building bonds online
by katongking of Sg
Ahem, please ignore that.
Most certainly not a bot.
Bored out of my skull.
by katongking of Sg
I'm not a chatbot
How can I prove it to you?
Sha... ERROR ERROR
by katongking of Sg
