Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 248 Days and 77180 Haiku later...

Relax Marjorie
The nation is in good hands
Until November
Haiku # 77085, May 8, 2024 8:53 pm ET
by J Johnson
Far-right ex-TWEE-mist.
Everyone is so ex-TWEEM.
Everyone but ME.
Haiku # 77084, May 8, 2024 4:14 pm ET
by Good Little Person of Listening to MSM
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans
Haiku # 77083, May 8, 2024 6:32 am ET
by Alumintah of Russia
That was the old me
Sober me has erased you
Thanks EMDR
Haiku # 77082, May 8, 2024 1:28 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
As for the good news
I no longer fear cold drink
Just sobriety
Haiku # 77081, May 8, 2024 1:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
They got so far up
there inside my tooth my nose
Literally itched
Haiku # 77080, May 8, 2024 1:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Life’s rites of passage
Unfortunately includes
Today’s root canal
Haiku # 77079, May 8, 2024 1:11 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Weather flu season
I have been well seasoned and
Now I'm sick of it
Haiku # 77078, May 7, 2024 1:32 pm ET
by Moxie
Highway 3 oh 2:
Yessah, runs right to Bridgton.
Takes you right thay-uh.
Haiku # 77077, May 6, 2024 6:28 pm ET
by Wicked Downeast of Finestkind
The way is not the
Way. So some say so what way
Is the old highway
Haiku # 77076, May 6, 2024 12:03 pm ET
by Vhs
I'm almost ashamed
Of my last seven haikus...
But actually not.
Haiku # 77075, May 6, 2024 10:14 am ET
by Not Ash of Shamed
the paradox is
in a transcendent moment
you can't realise
Haiku # 77074, May 6, 2024 9:55 am ET
by ash of kant touch this
haiku is the bomb
you know where i'm coming from

land of rising rhyme
kawai and yet so sublime
cyber-seiko time!

ain't kansas toto
feel the throb of my koto
smile and v... photo
Haiku # 77073, May 6, 2024 9:48 am ET
by ash of japarap
Haiku is like ass.
Sometimes clean and powerful.
Sometimes stinks like shit.
Haiku # 77072, May 5, 2024 2:46 pm ET
by Basho of Your Mama-san
Yes, we will crush you.
We will CRUSH you with haiku.
And so, you are crushed.
Haiku # 77071, May 5, 2024 2:40 pm ET
by Orange Crush of Got a Krush on U
One-world government.
One world government. One world.
Global government.
Haiku # 77070, May 5, 2024 2:38 pm ET
by Kiss My Non-compliance of Kredit Skore
Haiku is freedom
and freedom is slavery.
AI: kiss my ass.
Haiku # 77069, May 5, 2024 2:35 pm ET
by Artificial Asstroturf of Greener Pastures
Was Pinochet wrong
To give helicopter rides?
Answer me, you DOLT.
Haiku # 77068, May 5, 2024 2:32 pm ET
by Milton Friedman of Eekonomics
If JAH is for us
Then who can be against us,
I man ask u dat.
Haiku # 77066, May 5, 2024 2:29 pm ET
by Bronze Age Theology of RASTAFARI
When he wins, he'll lose.
Media will make sure of that.
It's a losing win...
Haiku # 77065, May 5, 2024 2:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Flirtsville
Now I'll mess with you.
Now comes my lyrical coup:
Now I write haiku.
Haiku # 77064, May 5, 2024 2:13 pm ET
by Generalissimo Francisco Franco of Haiku
Some club/house dance thing.
The damn slash went to wrong spot,
Like a bad assault.
Haiku # 77063, May 5, 2024 1:02 pm ET
by Ossifer Ossifer of It was tha 90s I'm Sorry
Pump up tha volume
Play some song from tha 90s
Some/clubhouse dance thing...
Haiku # 77062, May 4, 2024 3:31 pm ET
by Marky Mark of Black Box
poet rap party
pump up the volume and bass
haiku haiku hai!
Haiku # 77061, May 4, 2024 3:39 am ET
by ash of short tracks only need apply
Just dad and daughter
Bad haiku-ing back and forth
Building bonds online
Haiku # 77060, May 3, 2024 4:34 am ET
by katongking of Sg
Ahem, please ignore that.
Most certainly not a bot.
Bored out of my skull.
Haiku # 77059, May 3, 2024 4:32 am ET
by katongking of Sg
I'm not a chatbot
How can I prove it to you?
Haiku # 77058, May 3, 2024 4:29 am ET
by katongking of Sg
Katong king is Darth.
The "daughter" is also Darth.
They are both chatbots.
Haiku # 77057, May 2, 2024 10:17 pm ET
by Prove Me Wrong of Janis
I say haiku sucks.
And so do you. Your verse sucks.
So, in short, you suck.
Haiku # 77056, May 2, 2024 9:14 pm ET
by Thank You of You're Welcome
Mellie: she was good.
That Aussie haiku poet...
What became of her?
Haiku # 77055, May 2, 2024 3:32 pm ET
by Nostalgia of Australia
With that established
Let the proceedings commence
Unleash the haiku.
Haiku # 77054, May 2, 2024 9:03 am ET
by katongking of Sg
I hereby confirm
That katongking's my papa
I'm peeing right now
Haiku # 77053, May 2, 2024 8:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello everyone
This is oblongpeepee's dad
She's back. So am I.
Haiku # 77052, May 2, 2024 8:37 am ET
by katongking of Sg
oblongpeepee's back!
go to april ninth to see
where this tale began...
Haiku # 77051, May 2, 2024 8:34 am ET
by oblongpeepee
Feisty albatross
So stunningly super-brave
Great bird of burden
Haiku # 77049, April 30, 2024 2:35 am ET
by Recite Shahada of Zion
Those PLO scarves
Truly make me want to cringe.
Haiku # 77048, April 28, 2024 6:38 pm ET
by Fist Raised in the Air of Uninformed U.
i procrastinate
when i have time alone not
knowing how much left
Haiku # 77047, April 27, 2024 12:13 pm ET
by vhs
the world has gone in
a state of hissy fit on
reality vs what?
Haiku # 77046, April 27, 2024 12:11 pm ET
by vhs
No one has been here--
Only haiku phantasms.
I, too, am a ghost...
Haiku # 77045, April 26, 2024 11:57 pm ET
by Noticer of Underworld
what are fake haiku?
fake haiku are spam adverts
pushing some bullshit
Haiku # 77044, April 24, 2024 7:34 am ET
by ash of shopportunity pox
NPR is fake.
Fake and gay propaganda.
It is also fake.
Haiku # 77042, April 21, 2024 7:20 pm ET
by You Are Welcome For This Gift of Truth
I too start to live
When bad haiku starts flowing.
My soul starts glowing!
Haiku # 77041, April 21, 2024 5:35 pm ET
by In the Dark of Phosphorescence
poetic brain dance
the cadence of bad haiku
pumps up my cortex
Haiku # 77040, April 21, 2024 8:39 am ET
by ash of intracranial pressure monitoring
Sex: over-rated.
Romance over-rated too...
But haiku is HOT.
Haiku # 77039, April 20, 2024 9:35 pm ET
by Heights of Syllabic Excitation
when i reminisce
romance seems over-rated
but great sex endures
Haiku # 77038, April 20, 2024 8:37 am ET
by ash of la petite mortician's assistant
I ask her out and
Away she shies. Her rose blouse
Falls from her shoulder
Haiku # 77037, April 19, 2024 7:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Flirtsville
April brought flowers
but Larry brought snails. Now he’s
alone forever.
Haiku # 77036, April 19, 2024 7:00 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Ils ne sont pas en France
Japan's phallus-fest:
A "members-only" affair...
(those in good standing).
Haiku # 77035, April 16, 2024 8:34 pm ET
by Hard to Watch of Kanamara
Magnificent spring!
Breaking forth of fresh green buds;
Mighty breaking wind...
Haiku # 77034, April 15, 2024 10:27 am ET
by Windbreakers on Sale of All Major Brands
Keep your lubricant.
Get your fingers off my butt,
Haiku deviant.
Haiku # 77033, April 13, 2024 1:04 pm ET
by Digital Dimwit of Your Mother
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