Bad haikus we have here.
Created by a bunch wierdos online.
*Eye roll. Enjoy them.
by Julia Adams of Canada.
Us patients sick.
Always asking for the bills.
They can't fax our fit.
by Mrs. Spooner of Fork, Idaho
U.S. patients suck
Always asking for the pills
I can't fix your fat
by Dr Whom
call me mister sparkle
i love japanese toilets
land of rinsing bum
by ash of squatters' rights for all
So. No haiku here.
You are all talk, no action.
You are fake poet.
by Shanxiangzu Industrial Partnership of Smog-filled Haiku
Oh ye molten gods,
Ye many-armed avatars:
Come and write haiku!
by Mahamantra of Chandrapati
Haiku bitch. Kneel down.
I will make you regret it.
Your haiku, that is...
by Haiku Cereal Murderer of Cheeri-Os
U.S. doctors suck.
Arrogant pill-pushers all.
Dupes of big pharma.
by Haiku of Asclepius
Hank Hill is not lame
He just hates those vidyuh games
and that's a dern shame
by Rachel Adams of Milton, Fl
despite entreaty
haiku happens when it does
or else it doesn't
by ash of random contribition
Well, no...actually
I wrote eight out of thirteen.
But YOU need to speak.
by Old Guy Smoking of On the Porch
This does not look good:
I wrote the last twelve haikus.
Where is our movement?
by Haiku Activist of United Radical Front
Get over here now.
Time for you to write haiku.
The hell wrong with you?
by Celestial Son of Haiku Dimension
Stunning. Fabulous.
Jesus Christ had his nails done.
"Son of Manicure"
by Fake Christ of Fake Church, AMEN
Um...you know Jesus
Nuts post here right but He was
More about nails...see
by Mox
Why can't I comment?
Because antichrist G●●GL€
Must shadow-ban me.
by De-G00glefy Your Life of Brave Browser (free download)
I miss Wong Lofan.
Wise old man of the mountain.
Where is he hiding?
by Maybe with Darth in Philippines of (?)
Donald is a saint:
Raised the dead, cast out demons...
So he has my vote.
by Legal Advocate for St. Donald of NYC
guilt edged investment
can he ride another storm ?
or is he too fucked?
by ash of you can count (34) on him
Beware tongue of lies
Big traps Adam, deceiver
Small no gym goer
by Despair Drinker of The Gym (for real)
Wise ape religion
For wise old mystical apes.
Banana-based faith.
by Ook Ook Ook says St. Simian of the Jungle
My traps are massive.
You can't know power like it.
Because yours are small.
by Big Traps Adam of The Gym
Pronoun fear is ripe
Because they have to stoke fires
Real issues await
by Snoring throughthis of Could go ither way
OK, no one here.
And I am not here either.
Haiku and go home.
by Left my Haiku at the Park
I affirm gender.
There are only two genders.
Prove me wrong, suckah.
by Welterweight Champ of Haiku Boxing
I are use pronoun.
These is my preferred pronoun:
Zhiz, zheyz,zhozz and zhabz
by Annoying Person of Dysphoria USA
Grab another beer ---
It's time to banish all fear;
Haiku muse is near.
by Rhyme or Do the Time of CRIME
Just getting started.
Darth, we know that you farted.
We're broken hearted....
by Annual Cardiogram of Haiku
Me, I always post.
I am the eternal ghost;
My haiku: the most.
by Alone in the Haiku Zone of Tokugawa Shogunate
No one here but me...
And that's life, ultimately.
Haiku is still free.
by Defend Haiku with Heavy Armaments of 2nd Amendment, Bro
Detransitioned male:
Her part was a massive fail,
Far beyond the pale.
by Manpartz Von Womanschaft
Those loose crews sink ships.
Jesus nuts are eternal.
Monkey wrench evolved.
by Problem Resolved of Haiku Customer Service
Watch out for loose screws
Or you may be taken down
by a Jesus Nut
by Betty LeBomb of Copter Slang
like sharia law
helicopter parenting
is hard to keep up
by ash of iran so far away
Talking to old friends
I fall into nostalgia.
But the past is dead.
by Lord Help Me of Present Reality
Wrap your mouth in tape...
We will hear how you shut up.
Just kidding. Love you.
by Your Haiku Brother of Time and Space
adhesive fetish
wrap me in silver duct tape
and see how i shine
by ash of sticky roll play
Religious bullshit
Twisting the world up in knots
Better off without
by Anonymous Poet
Uthman, oh Uthman
The Prophet does not descend
From clan of Ali.
by Mother-in-Law of Uthman
With beer and haiku
I shall overcome all things.
And even myself.
by Transcendence of Transcend Dense
Oinkety oink-oink;
If you MOO, the ham gets mad,
(like chicken-fried steak.)
by Mammy Yokum of Hillbilly Vegan Alliance
You so funny guy
Have funny message on car
Sorry for crash you
by Man Kee Boon of U.N.
Mother's Day over.
So sexist and cisgender.
Grandcock has a ma.
by Rooster of Roster
Where's my damn mukluk?
It's out in the kayak, dear . . .
More seal blubber, mom!
by Igloo Sitcom of The Great North
Haiku surrounds me
with no where to go... lost in
the mighty tundra
by Betty LeBomb
Was it long ago?
Or maybe painfully slow
root canal verses?
by Betty LeBomb of Haiku Chair
Long ago Nippress
And Ash were here
Loving Zabadooey, remember?
by iamapoetnow of Over There
Stiff turn to the left
tips over her fifth stiff drink
Grandma has a cock
by Betty LeBomb of Mother's Day Dinner
Say there old fella,
That's quite a bobtail you've got.
Well I'll be -- gee whiz.
by Guy with Vitalis in his Hair of 1943
A narcissist here…
Some narcissists over there!
They’re everywhere!
by Betty LeBomb
