Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 215 Days and 77132 Haiku later...

Get over here now.
Time for you to write haiku.
The hell wrong with you?
Haiku # 77123, June 6, 2024 12:55 pm ET
by Celestial Son of Haiku Dimension
Stunning. Fabulous.
Jesus Christ had his nails done.
"Son of Manicure"
Haiku # 77122, June 4, 2024 11:44 am ET
by Fake Christ of Fake Church, AMEN know Jesus
Nuts post here right but He was
More about nails...see
Haiku # 77121, June 4, 2024 12:49 am ET
by Mox
Why can't I comment?
Because antichrist G●●GL€
Must shadow-ban me.
Haiku # 77120, June 1, 2024 5:27 pm ET
by De-G00glefy Your Life of Brave Browser (free download)
I miss Wong Lofan.
Wise old man of the mountain.
Where is he hiding?
Haiku # 77119, May 31, 2024 8:01 pm ET
by Maybe with Darth in Philippines of (?)
Donald is a saint:
Raised the dead, cast out demons...
So he has my vote.
Haiku # 77118, May 31, 2024 7:18 am ET
by Legal Advocate for St. Donald of NYC
guilt edged investment
can he ride another storm ?
or is he too fucked?
Haiku # 77117, May 31, 2024 1:20 am ET
by ash of you can count (34) on him
Beware tongue of lies
Big traps Adam, deceiver
Small no gym goer
Haiku # 77116, May 29, 2024 4:01 pm ET
by Despair Drinker of The Gym (for real)
Wise ape religion
For wise old mystical apes.
Banana-based faith.
Haiku # 77115, May 29, 2024 3:54 pm ET
by Ook Ook Ook says St. Simian of the Jungle
My traps are massive.
You can't know power like it.
Because yours are small.
Haiku # 77114, May 29, 2024 3:19 pm ET
by Big Traps Adam of The Gym
Pronoun fear is ripe
Because they have to stoke fires
Real issues await
Haiku # 77113, May 27, 2024 5:53 am ET
by Snoring throughthis of Could go ither way
OK, no one here.
And I am not here either.
Haiku and go home.
Haiku # 77112, May 26, 2024 3:13 pm ET
by Left my Haiku at the Park
I affirm gender.
There are only two genders.
Prove me wrong, suckah.
Haiku # 77111, May 26, 2024 3:06 pm ET
by Welterweight Champ of Haiku Boxing
I are use pronoun.
These is my preferred pronoun:
Zhiz, zheyz,zhozz and zhabz
Haiku # 77110, May 26, 2024 3:05 pm ET
by Annoying Person of Dysphoria USA
Grab another beer ---
It's time to banish all fear;
Haiku muse is near.
Haiku # 77109, May 26, 2024 3:00 pm ET
by Rhyme or Do the Time of CRIME
Just getting started.
Darth, we know that you farted.
We're broken hearted....
Haiku # 77108, May 26, 2024 2:58 pm ET
by Annual Cardiogram of Haiku
Me, I always post.
I am the eternal ghost;
My haiku: the most.
Haiku # 77107, May 26, 2024 2:55 pm ET
by Alone in the Haiku Zone of Tokugawa Shogunate
No one here but me...
And that's life, ultimately.
Haiku is still free.
Haiku # 77106, May 24, 2024 7:00 pm ET
by Defend Haiku with Heavy Armaments of 2nd Amendment, Bro
Detransitioned male:
Her part was a massive fail,
Far beyond the pale.
Haiku # 77105, May 23, 2024 6:10 am ET
by Manpartz Von Womanschaft
Those loose crews sink ships.
Jesus nuts are eternal.
Monkey wrench evolved.
Haiku # 77104, May 22, 2024 8:31 am ET
by Problem Resolved of Haiku Customer Service
Watch out for loose screws
Or you may be taken down
by a Jesus Nut
Haiku # 77103, May 22, 2024 12:52 am ET
by Betty LeBomb of Copter Slang
like sharia law
helicopter parenting
is hard to keep up
Haiku # 77102, May 20, 2024 5:27 am ET
by ash of iran so far away
Talking to old friends
I fall into nostalgia.
But the past is dead.
Haiku # 77101, May 18, 2024 6:02 pm ET
by Lord Help Me of Present Reality
Wrap your mouth in tape...
We will hear how you shut up.
Just kidding. Love you.
Haiku # 77100, May 18, 2024 4:06 pm ET
by Your Haiku Brother of Time and Space
adhesive fetish
wrap me in silver duct tape
and see how i shine
Haiku # 77099, May 18, 2024 9:58 am ET
by ash of sticky roll play
Religious bullshit
Twisting the world up in knots
Better off without
Haiku # 77098, May 17, 2024 10:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Uthman, oh Uthman
The Prophet does not descend
From clan of Ali.
Haiku # 77097, May 16, 2024 9:40 pm ET
by Mother-in-Law of Uthman
With beer and haiku
I shall overcome all things.
And even myself.
Haiku # 77096, May 15, 2024 9:20 pm ET
by Transcendence of Transcend Dense
Oinkety oink-oink;
If you MOO, the ham gets mad,
(like chicken-fried steak.)
Haiku # 77095, May 15, 2024 3:13 pm ET
by Mammy Yokum of Hillbilly Vegan Alliance
You so funny guy
Have funny message on car
Sorry for crash you
Haiku # 77094, May 15, 2024 9:23 am ET
by Man Kee Boon of U.N.
Mother's Day over.
So sexist and cisgender.
Grandcock has a ma.
Haiku # 77093, May 14, 2024 2:17 pm ET
by Rooster of Roster
Where's my damn mukluk?
It's out in the kayak, dear . . .
More seal blubber, mom!
Haiku # 77092, May 13, 2024 8:03 pm ET
by Igloo Sitcom of The Great North
Haiku surrounds me
with no where to go... lost in
the mighty tundra
Haiku # 77091, May 13, 2024 4:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Was it long ago?
Or maybe painfully slow
root canal verses?
Haiku # 77090, May 13, 2024 10:41 am ET
by Betty LeBomb of Haiku Chair
Long ago Nippress
And Ash were here
Loving Zabadooey, remember?
Haiku # 77089, May 12, 2024 8:50 pm ET
by iamapoetnow of Over There
Stiff turn to the left
tips over her fifth stiff drink
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 77088, May 12, 2024 8:33 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Mother's Day Dinner
Say there old fella,
That's quite a bobtail you've got.
Well I'll be -- gee whiz.
Haiku # 77087, May 9, 2024 8:44 pm ET
by Guy with Vitalis in his Hair of 1943
A narcissist here…
Some narcissists over there!
They’re everywhere!
Haiku # 77086, May 9, 2024 1:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Relax Marjorie
The nation is in good hands
Until November
Haiku # 77085, May 8, 2024 8:53 pm ET
by J Johnson
Far-right ex-TWEE-mist.
Everyone is so ex-TWEEM.
Everyone but ME.
Haiku # 77084, May 8, 2024 4:14 pm ET
by Good Little Person of Listening to MSM
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans
Haiku # 77083, May 8, 2024 6:32 am ET
by Alumintah of Russia
That was the old me
Sober me has erased you
Thanks EMDR
Haiku # 77082, May 8, 2024 1:28 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
As for the good news
I no longer fear cold drink
Just sobriety
Haiku # 77081, May 8, 2024 1:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
They got so far up
there inside my tooth my nose
Literally itched
Haiku # 77080, May 8, 2024 1:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Life’s rites of passage
Unfortunately includes
Today’s root canal
Haiku # 77079, May 8, 2024 1:11 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Weather flu season
I have been well seasoned and
Now I'm sick of it
Haiku # 77078, May 7, 2024 1:32 pm ET
by Moxie
Highway 3 oh 2:
Yessah, runs right to Bridgton.
Takes you right thay-uh.
Haiku # 77077, May 6, 2024 6:28 pm ET
by Wicked Downeast of Finestkind
The way is not the
Way. So some say so what way
Is the old highway
Haiku # 77076, May 6, 2024 12:03 pm ET
by Vhs
I'm almost ashamed
Of my last seven haikus...
But actually not.
Haiku # 77075, May 6, 2024 10:14 am ET
by Not Ash of Shamed
the paradox is
in a transcendent moment
you can't realise
Haiku # 77074, May 6, 2024 9:55 am ET
by ash of kant touch this
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