Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 215 Days and 77132 Haiku later...

Wrap your mouth in tape...
We will hear how you shut up.
Just kidding. Love you.
Haiku # 77100, May 18, 2024 4:06 pm ET
by Your Haiku Brother of Time and Space
adhesive fetish
wrap me in silver duct tape
and see how i shine
Haiku # 77099, May 18, 2024 9:58 am ET
by ash of sticky roll play
Religious bullshit
Twisting the world up in knots
Better off without
Haiku # 77098, May 17, 2024 10:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Uthman, oh Uthman
The Prophet does not descend
From clan of Ali.
Haiku # 77097, May 16, 2024 9:40 pm ET
by Mother-in-Law of Uthman
With beer and haiku
I shall overcome all things.
And even myself.
Haiku # 77096, May 15, 2024 9:20 pm ET
by Transcendence of Transcend Dense
Oinkety oink-oink;
If you MOO, the ham gets mad,
(like chicken-fried steak.)
Haiku # 77095, May 15, 2024 3:13 pm ET
by Mammy Yokum of Hillbilly Vegan Alliance
You so funny guy
Have funny message on car
Sorry for crash you
Haiku # 77094, May 15, 2024 9:23 am ET
by Man Kee Boon of U.N.
Mother's Day over.
So sexist and cisgender.
Grandcock has a ma.
Haiku # 77093, May 14, 2024 2:17 pm ET
by Rooster of Roster
Where's my damn mukluk?
It's out in the kayak, dear . . .
More seal blubber, mom!
Haiku # 77092, May 13, 2024 8:03 pm ET
by Igloo Sitcom of The Great North
Haiku surrounds me
with no where to go... lost in
the mighty tundra
Haiku # 77091, May 13, 2024 4:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Was it long ago?
Or maybe painfully slow
root canal verses?
Haiku # 77090, May 13, 2024 10:41 am ET
by Betty LeBomb of Haiku Chair
Long ago Nippress
And Ash were here
Loving Zabadooey, remember?
Haiku # 77089, May 12, 2024 8:50 pm ET
by iamapoetnow of Over There
Stiff turn to the left
tips over her fifth stiff drink
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 77088, May 12, 2024 8:33 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Mother's Day Dinner
Say there old fella,
That's quite a bobtail you've got.
Well I'll be -- gee whiz.
Haiku # 77087, May 9, 2024 8:44 pm ET
by Guy with Vitalis in his Hair of 1943
A narcissist here…
Some narcissists over there!
They’re everywhere!
Haiku # 77086, May 9, 2024 1:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Relax Marjorie
The nation is in good hands
Until November
Haiku # 77085, May 8, 2024 8:53 pm ET
by J Johnson
Far-right ex-TWEE-mist.
Everyone is so ex-TWEEM.
Everyone but ME.
Haiku # 77084, May 8, 2024 4:14 pm ET
by Good Little Person of Listening to MSM
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans
Haiku # 77083, May 8, 2024 6:32 am ET
by Alumintah of Russia
That was the old me
Sober me has erased you
Thanks EMDR
Haiku # 77082, May 8, 2024 1:28 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
As for the good news
I no longer fear cold drink
Just sobriety
Haiku # 77081, May 8, 2024 1:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
They got so far up
there inside my tooth my nose
Literally itched
Haiku # 77080, May 8, 2024 1:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Life’s rites of passage
Unfortunately includes
Today’s root canal
Haiku # 77079, May 8, 2024 1:11 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Weather flu season
I have been well seasoned and
Now I'm sick of it
Haiku # 77078, May 7, 2024 1:32 pm ET
by Moxie
Highway 3 oh 2:
Yessah, runs right to Bridgton.
Takes you right thay-uh.
Haiku # 77077, May 6, 2024 6:28 pm ET
by Wicked Downeast of Finestkind
The way is not the
Way. So some say so what way
Is the old highway
Haiku # 77076, May 6, 2024 12:03 pm ET
by Vhs
I'm almost ashamed
Of my last seven haikus...
But actually not.
Haiku # 77075, May 6, 2024 10:14 am ET
by Not Ash of Shamed
the paradox is
in a transcendent moment
you can't realise
Haiku # 77074, May 6, 2024 9:55 am ET
by ash of kant touch this
haiku is the bomb
you know where i'm coming from

land of rising rhyme
kawai and yet so sublime
cyber-seiko time!

ain't kansas toto
feel the throb of my koto
smile and v... photo
Haiku # 77073, May 6, 2024 9:48 am ET
by ash of japarap
Haiku is like ass.
Sometimes clean and powerful.
Sometimes stinks like shit.
Haiku # 77072, May 5, 2024 2:46 pm ET
by Basho of Your Mama-san
Yes, we will crush you.
We will CRUSH you with haiku.
And so, you are crushed.
Haiku # 77071, May 5, 2024 2:40 pm ET
by Orange Crush of Got a Krush on U
One-world government.
One world government. One world.
Global government.
Haiku # 77070, May 5, 2024 2:38 pm ET
by Kiss My Non-compliance of Kredit Skore
Haiku is freedom
and freedom is slavery.
AI: kiss my ass.
Haiku # 77069, May 5, 2024 2:35 pm ET
by Artificial Asstroturf of Greener Pastures
Was Pinochet wrong
To give helicopter rides?
Answer me, you DOLT.
Haiku # 77068, May 5, 2024 2:32 pm ET
by Milton Friedman of Eekonomics
If JAH is for us
Then who can be against us,
I man ask u dat.
Haiku # 77066, May 5, 2024 2:29 pm ET
by Bronze Age Theology of RASTAFARI
When he wins, he'll lose.
Media will make sure of that.
It's a losing win...
Haiku # 77065, May 5, 2024 2:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Flirtsville
Now I'll mess with you.
Now comes my lyrical coup:
Now I write haiku.
Haiku # 77064, May 5, 2024 2:13 pm ET
by Generalissimo Francisco Franco of Haiku
Some club/house dance thing.
The damn slash went to wrong spot,
Like a bad assault.
Haiku # 77063, May 5, 2024 1:02 pm ET
by Ossifer Ossifer of It was tha 90s I'm Sorry
Pump up tha volume
Play some song from tha 90s
Some/clubhouse dance thing...
Haiku # 77062, May 4, 2024 3:31 pm ET
by Marky Mark of Black Box
poet rap party
pump up the volume and bass
haiku haiku hai!
Haiku # 77061, May 4, 2024 3:39 am ET
by ash of short tracks only need apply
Just dad and daughter
Bad haiku-ing back and forth
Building bonds online
Haiku # 77060, May 3, 2024 4:34 am ET
by katongking of Sg
Ahem, please ignore that.
Most certainly not a bot.
Bored out of my skull.
Haiku # 77059, May 3, 2024 4:32 am ET
by katongking of Sg
I'm not a chatbot
How can I prove it to you?
Haiku # 77058, May 3, 2024 4:29 am ET
by katongking of Sg
Katong king is Darth.
The "daughter" is also Darth.
They are both chatbots.
Haiku # 77057, May 2, 2024 10:17 pm ET
by Prove Me Wrong of Janis
I say haiku sucks.
And so do you. Your verse sucks.
So, in short, you suck.
Haiku # 77056, May 2, 2024 9:14 pm ET
by Thank You of You're Welcome
Mellie: she was good.
That Aussie haiku poet...
What became of her?
Haiku # 77055, May 2, 2024 3:32 pm ET
by Nostalgia of Australia
With that established
Let the proceedings commence
Unleash the haiku.
Haiku # 77054, May 2, 2024 9:03 am ET
by katongking of Sg
I hereby confirm
That katongking's my papa
I'm peeing right now
Haiku # 77053, May 2, 2024 8:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello everyone
This is oblongpeepee's dad
She's back. So am I.
Haiku # 77052, May 2, 2024 8:37 am ET
by katongking of Sg
oblongpeepee's back!
go to april ninth to see
where this tale began...
Haiku # 77051, May 2, 2024 8:34 am ET
by oblongpeepee
Feisty albatross
So stunningly super-brave
Great bird of burden
Haiku # 77049, April 30, 2024 2:35 am ET
by Recite Shahada of Zion
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