Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 190 Days and 77102 Haiku later...

The way is not the
Way. So some say so what way
Is the old highway
Haiku # 77076, May 6, 2024 12:03 pm ET
by Vhs
I'm almost ashamed
Of my last seven haikus...
But actually not.
Haiku # 77075, May 6, 2024 10:14 am ET
by Not Ash of Shamed
the paradox is
in a transcendent moment
you can't realise
Haiku # 77074, May 6, 2024 9:55 am ET
by ash of kant touch this
haiku is the bomb
you know where i'm coming from

land of rising rhyme
kawai and yet so sublime
cyber-seiko time!

ain't kansas toto
feel the throb of my koto
smile and v... photo
Haiku # 77073, May 6, 2024 9:48 am ET
by ash of japarap
Haiku is like ass.
Sometimes clean and powerful.
Sometimes stinks like shit.
Haiku # 77072, May 5, 2024 2:46 pm ET
by Basho of Your Mama-san
Yes, we will crush you.
We will CRUSH you with haiku.
And so, you are crushed.
Haiku # 77071, May 5, 2024 2:40 pm ET
by Orange Crush of Got a Krush on U
One-world government.
One world government. One world.
Global government.
Haiku # 77070, May 5, 2024 2:38 pm ET
by Kiss My Non-compliance of Kredit Skore
Haiku is freedom
and freedom is slavery.
AI: kiss my ass.
Haiku # 77069, May 5, 2024 2:35 pm ET
by Artificial Asstroturf of Greener Pastures
Was Pinochet wrong
To give helicopter rides?
Answer me, you DOLT.
Haiku # 77068, May 5, 2024 2:32 pm ET
by Milton Friedman of Eekonomics
If JAH is for us
Then who can be against us,
I man ask u dat.
Haiku # 77066, May 5, 2024 2:29 pm ET
by Bronze Age Theology of RASTAFARI
When he wins, he'll lose.
Media will make sure of that.
It's a losing win...
Haiku # 77065, May 5, 2024 2:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Flirtsville
Now I'll mess with you.
Now comes my lyrical coup:
Now I write haiku.
Haiku # 77064, May 5, 2024 2:13 pm ET
by Generalissimo Francisco Franco of Haiku
Some club/house dance thing.
The damn slash went to wrong spot,
Like a bad assault.
Haiku # 77063, May 5, 2024 1:02 pm ET
by Ossifer Ossifer of It was tha 90s I'm Sorry
Pump up tha volume
Play some song from tha 90s
Some/clubhouse dance thing...
Haiku # 77062, May 4, 2024 3:31 pm ET
by Marky Mark of Black Box
poet rap party
pump up the volume and bass
haiku haiku hai!
Haiku # 77061, May 4, 2024 3:39 am ET
by ash of short tracks only need apply
Just dad and daughter
Bad haiku-ing back and forth
Building bonds online
Haiku # 77060, May 3, 2024 4:34 am ET
by katongking of Sg
Ahem, please ignore that.
Most certainly not a bot.
Bored out of my skull.
Haiku # 77059, May 3, 2024 4:32 am ET
by katongking of Sg
I'm not a chatbot
How can I prove it to you?
Haiku # 77058, May 3, 2024 4:29 am ET
by katongking of Sg
Katong king is Darth.
The "daughter" is also Darth.
They are both chatbots.
Haiku # 77057, May 2, 2024 10:17 pm ET
by Prove Me Wrong of Janis
I say haiku sucks.
And so do you. Your verse sucks.
So, in short, you suck.
Haiku # 77056, May 2, 2024 9:14 pm ET
by Thank You of You're Welcome
Mellie: she was good.
That Aussie haiku poet...
What became of her?
Haiku # 77055, May 2, 2024 3:32 pm ET
by Nostalgia of Australia
With that established
Let the proceedings commence
Unleash the haiku.
Haiku # 77054, May 2, 2024 9:03 am ET
by katongking of Sg
I hereby confirm
That katongking's my papa
I'm peeing right now
Haiku # 77053, May 2, 2024 8:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello everyone
This is oblongpeepee's dad
She's back. So am I.
Haiku # 77052, May 2, 2024 8:37 am ET
by katongking of Sg
oblongpeepee's back!
go to april ninth to see
where this tale began...
Haiku # 77051, May 2, 2024 8:34 am ET
by oblongpeepee
Feisty albatross
So stunningly super-brave
Great bird of burden
Haiku # 77049, April 30, 2024 2:35 am ET
by Recite Shahada of Zion
Those PLO scarves
Truly make me want to cringe.
Haiku # 77048, April 28, 2024 6:38 pm ET
by Fist Raised in the Air of Uninformed U.
i procrastinate
when i have time alone not
knowing how much left
Haiku # 77047, April 27, 2024 12:13 pm ET
by vhs
the world has gone in
a state of hissy fit on
reality vs what?
Haiku # 77046, April 27, 2024 12:11 pm ET
by vhs
No one has been here--
Only haiku phantasms.
I, too, am a ghost...
Haiku # 77045, April 26, 2024 11:57 pm ET
by Noticer of Underworld
what are fake haiku?
fake haiku are spam adverts
pushing some bullshit
Haiku # 77044, April 24, 2024 7:34 am ET
by ash of shopportunity pox
NPR is fake.
Fake and gay propaganda.
It is also fake.
Haiku # 77042, April 21, 2024 7:20 pm ET
by You Are Welcome For This Gift of Truth
I too start to live
When bad haiku starts flowing.
My soul starts glowing!
Haiku # 77041, April 21, 2024 5:35 pm ET
by In the Dark of Phosphorescence
poetic brain dance
the cadence of bad haiku
pumps up my cortex
Haiku # 77040, April 21, 2024 8:39 am ET
by ash of intracranial pressure monitoring
Sex: over-rated.
Romance over-rated too...
But haiku is HOT.
Haiku # 77039, April 20, 2024 9:35 pm ET
by Heights of Syllabic Excitation
when i reminisce
romance seems over-rated
but great sex endures
Haiku # 77038, April 20, 2024 8:37 am ET
by ash of la petite mortician's assistant
I ask her out and
Away she shies. Her rose blouse
Falls from her shoulder
Haiku # 77037, April 19, 2024 7:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Flirtsville
April brought flowers
but Larry brought snails. Now he’s
alone forever.
Haiku # 77036, April 19, 2024 7:00 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Ils ne sont pas en France
Japan's phallus-fest:
A "members-only" affair...
(those in good standing).
Haiku # 77035, April 16, 2024 8:34 pm ET
by Hard to Watch of Kanamara
Magnificent spring!
Breaking forth of fresh green buds;
Mighty breaking wind...
Haiku # 77034, April 15, 2024 10:27 am ET
by Windbreakers on Sale of All Major Brands
Keep your lubricant.
Get your fingers off my butt,
Haiku deviant.
Haiku # 77033, April 13, 2024 1:04 pm ET
by Digital Dimwit of Your Mother
Robinson Crusoe
Taught the Gospel to Friday
Saturday, Sunday
Haiku # 77032, April 13, 2024 1:02 pm ET
by Ibn Batuta of Stranded
Pimple on your butt.
Under my bold fingertip
now lubricant film.
Haiku # 77031, April 12, 2024 5:45 am ET
by Julian H
Sing of Singapore:
Great Malay peninsula!
The lion City.
Haiku # 77030, April 11, 2024 5:02 pm ET
by Kaching Chong of Ch
Sorry, dear readers
Nicole B. was not "bludgeoned",
but haikued to death.
Haiku # 77029, April 11, 2024 4:57 pm ET
by Serious Syllabic Retribution For Misjustice of Carriage
Gentle spring blossoms
After the midnight showers;
Then Nicole's stab wounds.
Haiku # 77028, April 11, 2024 4:54 pm ET
by Oriental Esthetics of Murder
OJ threw pigskin!
OJ bludgeoned his girlfriend!
OJ had square jaw!
Haiku # 77027, April 11, 2024 4:50 pm ET
by Oh Jay can you Jee by the Jawn's Early Light
Let us compose some verses
Worthy of curses.
Haiku # 77026, April 11, 2024 4:48 pm ET
by Blessed Wellsprings of Inspiration from the Muses
That dead Orange Juice...
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
OJ got squeezed out.
Haiku # 77025, April 11, 2024 4:45 pm ET
by Fresh Nicole Nectar of Slick Attorneys Club
O J Simpson dead
Great football player for sure
Terrible human
Haiku # 77024, April 11, 2024 1:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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