Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 190 Days and 77102 Haiku later...

what are fake haiku?
fake haiku are spam adverts
pushing some bullshit
Haiku # 77044, April 24, 2024 7:34 am ET
by ash of shopportunity pox
NPR is fake.
Fake and gay propaganda.
It is also fake.
Haiku # 77042, April 21, 2024 7:20 pm ET
by You Are Welcome For This Gift of Truth
I too start to live
When bad haiku starts flowing.
My soul starts glowing!
Haiku # 77041, April 21, 2024 5:35 pm ET
by In the Dark of Phosphorescence
poetic brain dance
the cadence of bad haiku
pumps up my cortex
Haiku # 77040, April 21, 2024 8:39 am ET
by ash of intracranial pressure monitoring
Sex: over-rated.
Romance over-rated too...
But haiku is HOT.
Haiku # 77039, April 20, 2024 9:35 pm ET
by Heights of Syllabic Excitation
when i reminisce
romance seems over-rated
but great sex endures
Haiku # 77038, April 20, 2024 8:37 am ET
by ash of la petite mortician's assistant
I ask her out and
Away she shies. Her rose blouse
Falls from her shoulder
Haiku # 77037, April 19, 2024 7:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Flirtsville
April brought flowers
but Larry brought snails. Now he’s
alone forever.
Haiku # 77036, April 19, 2024 7:00 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Ils ne sont pas en France
Japan's phallus-fest:
A "members-only" affair...
(those in good standing).
Haiku # 77035, April 16, 2024 8:34 pm ET
by Hard to Watch of Kanamara
Magnificent spring!
Breaking forth of fresh green buds;
Mighty breaking wind...
Haiku # 77034, April 15, 2024 10:27 am ET
by Windbreakers on Sale of All Major Brands
Keep your lubricant.
Get your fingers off my butt,
Haiku deviant.
Haiku # 77033, April 13, 2024 1:04 pm ET
by Digital Dimwit of Your Mother
Robinson Crusoe
Taught the Gospel to Friday
Saturday, Sunday
Haiku # 77032, April 13, 2024 1:02 pm ET
by Ibn Batuta of Stranded
Pimple on your butt.
Under my bold fingertip
now lubricant film.
Haiku # 77031, April 12, 2024 5:45 am ET
by Julian H
Sing of Singapore:
Great Malay peninsula!
The lion City.
Haiku # 77030, April 11, 2024 5:02 pm ET
by Kaching Chong of Ch
Sorry, dear readers
Nicole B. was not "bludgeoned",
but haikued to death.
Haiku # 77029, April 11, 2024 4:57 pm ET
by Serious Syllabic Retribution For Misjustice of Carriage
Gentle spring blossoms
After the midnight showers;
Then Nicole's stab wounds.
Haiku # 77028, April 11, 2024 4:54 pm ET
by Oriental Esthetics of Murder
OJ threw pigskin!
OJ bludgeoned his girlfriend!
OJ had square jaw!
Haiku # 77027, April 11, 2024 4:50 pm ET
by Oh Jay can you Jee by the Jawn's Early Light
It's POETRY MONTH!
Let us compose some verses
Worthy of curses.
Haiku # 77026, April 11, 2024 4:48 pm ET
by Blessed Wellsprings of Inspiration from the Muses
That dead Orange Juice...
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
OJ got squeezed out.
Haiku # 77025, April 11, 2024 4:45 pm ET
by Fresh Nicole Nectar of Slick Attorneys Club
O J Simpson dead
Great football player for sure
Terrible human
Haiku # 77024, April 11, 2024 1:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I see the name mox
the past of periphery
stumbles into view
Haiku # 77023, April 11, 2024 9:41 am ET
by Janis of Tide's ceaseless return
A shadow lover
Chasing eclipses with friends
Clouds swallow the sky
Haiku # 77022, April 11, 2024 9:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
when you insult it
poetry is nonchalant
because it's so bad
Haiku # 77021, April 11, 2024 8:20 am ET
by ash of you know it
Poetry is lame.
I'm so sick of poetry.
Above all, haiku.
Haiku # 77020, April 10, 2024 10:43 pm ET
by Mr. Negative of Basho Sucks so do the others. So boring.
I keep forgetting
This place exists and it may
Long after,I'm gone
Haiku # 77019, April 10, 2024 8:29 pm ET
by Mox
It's the worst cocktail
It's embarrassing to be
Associated.
Haiku # 77018, April 10, 2024 9:32 am ET
by katongking of Sg
I'll have you know that
The Singapore Sling is bad
Don't waste your money.
Haiku # 77017, April 10, 2024 9:27 am ET
by katongking of Sg
My haiku found you.
The words now enter your soul
And I possess you.
Haiku # 77016, April 9, 2024 8:43 pm ET
by But you are worth it of all the readers in the universe
Roses they are red
Violets they tend to be blue
Sugar is sweet--damn.
Haiku # 77015, April 9, 2024 8:40 pm ET
by Give Me Back My Syllable
Time ta git DOWN. Unh.
Time ta move yo haiku THANG.
Oh yes child. Woo woo...
Haiku # 77014, April 9, 2024 8:36 pm ET
by 1970s Funk gets hold of that HAIKU BEAT, hah!
A Singapore sling
For my broken haiku thing:
Tis' of thee I sing!
Haiku # 77013, April 9, 2024 8:31 pm ET
by Strike the Gong of King Konggggggggggg
Darth goes Singapore!
Or are you real, my new friends
Here at Bad Haiku?
Haiku # 77012, April 9, 2024 8:28 pm ET
by Katingkong of Gs
"Scratch again" he says
For the fourteenth time tonight!
No fingernails left...
Haiku # 77011, April 9, 2024 10:52 am ET
by katongking of Sg
She tries so hard to compose
While losing her composure
She such a poser.
Haiku # 77010, April 9, 2024 10:38 am ET
by katongking of Sg
Justicebestservedcold,
(Had to kill a syllable)
Are you in much pain?
Haiku # 77009, April 9, 2024 10:36 am ET
by katongking of Sg
A twixt in the tale
A random bystander or ...
Someone familiar?
Haiku # 77008, April 9, 2024 10:33 am ET
by katongking of Sg
ah ah ah ah ah
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
ah ah ah ah ... ... ... HA!
Haiku # 77007, April 9, 2024 10:30 am ET
by justiceisbestservedcold of NONNNNNNNNOO
I am curious
of OblongPeePee's story
Betwixt KatongKing
Haiku # 77006, April 9, 2024 10:25 am ET
by SuddenJumpScare! of Malaysia
We bid her adieu
We shall miss her thrilling tales
Of unplanned urine
Haiku # 77005, April 9, 2024 10:20 am ET
by katongking of Sg
Oblongpeepee says
So long to ye, my work's done
Gotta pee now, ta!
Haiku # 77004, April 9, 2024 10:15 am ET
by katongking of Sg
succussfully done
a fourteen minute journey
ends here bye bye gang
Haiku # 77003, April 9, 2024 10:02 am ET
by oblongpeepee
Such terrible verse
My fertile mind makes garbage
Flies circling above
Haiku # 77002, April 9, 2024 10:01 am ET
by katongking of Sg
Oh she finally found my
Haiku treasure trove
Can't I delete these?
Haiku # 77001, April 9, 2024 10:00 am ET
by katongking of Sg
the final countdown
happily concludes at last
i can die happy
Haiku # 77000, April 9, 2024 9:56 am ET
by oblongpeepee
Sat broken hearted
Waiting for the poop to fall
Drops stick in my crack.
Haiku # 76999, April 9, 2024 9:55 am ET
by katongking of Sg
i am just yapping
to seventy seven k
victory awaits me
Haiku # 76998, April 9, 2024 9:54 am ET
by oblongpeepee of sg
i often ponder
if i should quit on grammar
me choosed correct yay
Haiku # 76997, April 9, 2024 9:53 am ET
by oblongpeepee of sg
Inspiration gone
Imagination sucked dry
Waiting for the rain
Haiku # 76996, April 9, 2024 9:52 am ET
by katongking of Sg
pee always be like
no rush take your time ill wait
a sudden puddle
Haiku # 76995, April 9, 2024 9:50 am ET
by oblongpeepee
I have to confess
Oblongpeepee's my daughter
She has my talents.
Haiku # 76994, April 9, 2024 9:48 am ET
by katongking of Sg
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