We bid her adieu
We shall miss her thrilling tales
Of unplanned urine

Oblongpeepee says
So long to ye, my work's done
Gotta pee now, ta!

succussfully done
a fourteen minute journey
ends here bye bye gang

Such terrible verse
My fertile mind makes garbage
Flies circling above

Oh she finally found my
Haiku treasure trove
Can't I delete these?

the final countdown
happily concludes at last
i can die happy

Sat broken hearted
Waiting for the poop to fall
Drops stick in my crack.

i am just yapping
to seventy seven k
victory awaits me

i often ponder
if i should quit on grammar
me choosed correct yay

Inspiration gone
Imagination sucked dry
Waiting for the rain

pee always be like
no rush take your time ill wait
a sudden puddle

I have to confess
Oblongpeepee's my daughter
She has my talents.

House is filled with kids
Each one insufferable
Do I deserve this?

A target awaits
Seventy seven thousand
As I churn them out.

i spy a tissue
in the corner of my eye
this is concerning

haikus for the soul
are written while i take poops
very satisfied

darkest poetry
total eclipse of the art
as i moon the sun

darkness of my soul
eats me alive as it eats
as I cry and cry

two thousand years on
middle eastern clusterfuck
continues to grind

The haiku-demons
They return, to possess me
No-- not THAT . . . no-- AIEEE !!!!!

My haiku power
Shall blacken their dread hour;
Worldlings shall cower.

It shall be released
From the Pit of all Darkness:
The miasma-cloud.

It's a sign, oh Lord:
Yea, the SUN shall be darkened...
And Darth shall break wind.

All living creatures
Simultaneously fart
blocking the sun’s rays

Madame Blavatsky
Bought herself a vibrator...
Sophistry spasmed.

Le Bomb was set up
And the era still goes on
Such a long ash time

Grasping my dark spud;
The earth full of life and light--
Have you seen my hands?!

Grasping the dark earth

My hands full of light and life

Have you seen my spuds?!

We control your base
Your Easter belong to us.
Now we make the spring.

set us up le bomb
the messiah are belong
shining bright above

Hen was a rooster.
Rooster went looking for chicks.
Cock has a grandma.

It has arisen!
on the most holiest day
grandma has a cock

Christ is indeed KING.
And Israel is not special.
Let the tables turn.

Christ is King these say
We can't say but who are they
Happy Easter, fam

Thanks, +

Easter is coming...
But every day is "Easter".
(Kiss my Christian ass).

lucky break, sinners
all god's eggs in one basket
shelling out for us

Why did I write this?
Why did Grandma poop right there?
Why did you read this?

Waiting for strangers
I should be doing homework
They are really late

Combine the two words:
Domination/Submission.
They spell DOMITIAN.

history on repeat
the modern caligula
reveres clothes horses

Dawn. Sunconsciously
I face the rising new day
Solar haiku. Light.

Nintendo dreamer
I see tetris pieces come
Down sunconciously

Nihilists unite!
Nothing is really something
That's worth defending.

whiff of déjà vu
olfactory aide-mémoire
asparagus pee

pathetic AI
cannot count to seventeen
wetware pulls the plug

Dirigo, ergo--
To the beano I must go...
Ayuh: WICKED good.

Ah we drink to the
Bittersweet root of my state
Dirigo again

aww fuck jesus christ
who left this shit out like fuck
my fucking foot fuck

tasty corn tasty
tasty corn tasty corn mmm
tasty tasty corn