lucky break, sinners
all god's eggs in one basket
shelling out for us
by ash of what's so good about that friday from jesus' point of view?
Why did I write this?
Why did Grandma poop right there?
Why did you read this?
by Vinnie in real life of Fairless hills
Waiting for strangers
I should be doing homework
They are really late
by Still Waiting of The welcome center
Combine the two words:
Domination/Submission.
They spell DOMITIAN.
by CAPITALS of Flavian Dynasty
history on repeat
the modern caligula
reveres clothes horses
by ash
Dawn. Sunconsciously
I face the rising new day
Solar haiku. Light.
by Sunny of One So True
Nintendo dreamer
I see tetris pieces come
Down sunconciously
by Vhs
Nihilists unite!
Nothing is really something
That's worth defending.
by Eternal Recurrence of Revaluation
whiff of déjà vu
olfactory aide-mémoire
asparagus pee
by ash of that too shall pass
pathetic AI
cannot count to seventeen
wetware pulls the plug
by ash of power from the people
Dirigo, ergo--
To the beano I must go...
Ayuh: WICKED good.
by Old Guy Puttering Around the Barn of Downeast
Ah we drink to the
Bittersweet root of my state
Dirigo again
by Moxie
aww fuck jesus christ
who left this shit out like fuck
my fucking foot fuck
by guy who stepped on an exposed, rusty nail of how the hell should I know, I don't work construction
tasty corn tasty
tasty corn tasty corn mmm
tasty tasty corn
by husky the poet of Canadian Arkansaw
Grizzly bear hunched low
Punxsutawney Phil beats off
Around the corner..Spring
by Noticer of Details
Moxie is a drink
Containing gentian root.
Old Maine recipe.
by Orange Can of Ayuh Finestkind
Kenneth anger and
Supercaliwhatthefug
Kenneth Copeland, hell!
by Mox
Kenneth Copeland has
Even come to this platform
Revelations blast!
by Mox
olusturan bir
piyangolar, magaza...
What the Hell you mean?
by Speak Engrish or Fuck Off of Arguing with Bots
I have been surfing.
Pretty worth enough for me.
Here is my website:
by Dumb-ass Bot of Intertoobes
I, Kenneth Copeland,
Shall USURP the Most High God.
(Send an offering...)
by Lucifer's Man from OK of Arkhangelsk Oblast
real intelligence
constructed stupidity
both do bad haiku
by ash of intentionally bad contributions
they shall not grow old
as we who are left grow old
immortal haiku
by ash of bad to the bones
Darth, Ash, Janis, Mox:
I salute you in haiku.
(For long-suffering.)
by Please Lord Don't Let Me Write More
I wish I were here.
And I wish I had a beer
Just to have me near...
by Have No Fear of Disappear
I loves me some 'Ku.
Yes sir ma'am, I shorley do.
It gets me so hai!
by Uncle Clem, Southern Gentleman of Syllabic Moonshine
Drop that haiku NOW!
Turn around, hands raised. Don't move.
I'm warning you mom...
by Dysfunctional Family of Low Enfarcement
Intangible thong:
Unsinkable thang. Hit gong!
(Unthinkably wrong)
by Brass Symbols of Oriental Gold
Why can I not sleep,
Texting haiku in bathtub...?
Pull the plug on this.
by Baby of Bathwater, Louisiana
Going down i'm new;
I've discovered useful loads.
To give a Good job.
by Zoo Nealand of Haikuized 4 U
That syllababble:
it was always missinging.
(But they founded it.)
by Batsuo Masho of Mashpee Massassachusetts
Missing syllable
Find it in the litter pan
with your “poetry “
by Cat Librarian of Library
For the love of G-d
This is a library, sir
Shush the fuck up
by Cat Librarian of Purriodicals
I enjoy shouting...
From time to time it's just fun.
Get my ya-yas out...
by But Yes It's Rude of Course
CAPITAL LETTERS
not the font of all knowledge
just a bit shouty
by ash of softly speaks volumes
It's HERMENEUTICS!
It's INTERPRETIVE CONTEXTS.
Circles of meaning...
by Philosophical Dolt of Cro-magnon Epoch
navalny gets dead
you might fall from a window
or just fall from grace
by ash of Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous Okrug
cupid draws his bow
americans draw their guns
more hearts get broken
by ash of traditions die hard
Be my valentine.
Be my haiku valentine.
Here's my haiku heart.
by Art Operation of Culinary Bypass
Lighten up snowflake
Yous haikus ain't so great there
Esther Williams gooch
by Worst Technician
Picking up your trash
Is like reading your haiku:
Throw in garbage bin.
by Waste Technician of Bad Haiku
Prisoner of love
Picking up mental garbage
Tom Bosley's penis
by Happy Valentines day of Back again like herpes
Thanks for your interest
You can start with cleaning up
your rotten haiku
by Noticer of Trash
Every prisoner
Should be made to pick up trash
So the streets are clean.
by Pristine Thoroughfares of Happy Nations
Love me good TV
Want to go where fashion sits?
Putin on the Ritz
by Interrobung
Hello.
by Thomasspook of Guyana
Hello.
by MishaelDramb of Nigeria
Interview input:
Smoke that in pipe and put in.
Put in your haiku.
by Vladimir Vladimir of Vladimir
my interrobang
punctuates your fancy font
irresistably
by ash of no question about it
Certain ethnic groups
Are incomprehensible
They slur their words so.
by Articulation of Pronunciation
