Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 248 Days and 77180 Haiku later...

Dawn. Sunconsciously
I face the rising new day
Solar haiku. Light.
Haiku # 76964, March 21, 2024 8:56 pm ET
by Sunny of One So True
Nintendo dreamer
I see tetris pieces come
Down sunconciously
Haiku # 76963, March 21, 2024 5:40 pm ET
by Vhs
Nihilists unite!
Nothing is really something
That's worth defending.
Haiku # 76962, March 20, 2024 10:26 pm ET
by Eternal Recurrence of Revaluation
whiff of déjà vu
olfactory aide-mémoire
asparagus pee
Haiku # 76961, March 20, 2024 7:18 am ET
by ash of that too shall pass
pathetic AI
cannot count to seventeen
wetware pulls the plug
Haiku # 76960, March 19, 2024 5:48 pm ET
by ash of power from the people
Dirigo, ergo--
To the beano I must go...
Ayuh: WICKED good.
Haiku # 76955, March 15, 2024 5:35 pm ET
by Old Guy Puttering Around the Barn of Downeast
Ah we drink to the
Bittersweet root of my state
Dirigo again
Haiku # 76954, March 15, 2024 9:39 am ET
by Moxie
aww fuck jesus christ
who left this shit out like fuck
my fucking foot fuck
Haiku # 76953, March 14, 2024 11:24 pm ET
by guy who stepped on an exposed, rusty nail of how the hell should I know, I don't work construction
tasty corn tasty
tasty corn tasty corn mmm
tasty tasty corn
Haiku # 76952, March 14, 2024 11:20 pm ET
by husky the poet of Canadian Arkansaw
Grizzly bear hunched low
Punxsutawney Phil beats off
Around the corner..Spring
Haiku # 76951, March 14, 2024 2:06 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Moxie is a drink
Containing gentian root.
Old Maine recipe.
Haiku # 76950, March 12, 2024 10:37 pm ET
by Orange Can of Ayuh Finestkind
Kenneth anger and
Kenneth Copeland, hell!
Haiku # 76949, March 11, 2024 11:02 pm ET
by Mox
Kenneth Copeland has
Even come to this platform
Revelations blast!
Haiku # 76948, March 11, 2024 9:19 pm ET
by Mox
olusturan bir
piyangolar, magaza...
What the Hell you mean?
Haiku # 76944, March 9, 2024 12:20 pm ET
by Speak Engrish or Fuck Off of Arguing with Bots
I have been surfing.
Pretty worth enough for me.
Here is my website:
Haiku # 76937, March 4, 2024 12:40 am ET
by Dumb-ass Bot of Intertoobes
I, Kenneth Copeland,
Shall USURP the Most High God.
(Send an offering...)
Haiku # 76932, February 29, 2024 12:38 pm ET
by Lucifer's Man from OK of Arkhangelsk Oblast
real intelligence
constructed stupidity
both do bad haiku
Haiku # 76931, February 29, 2024 7:43 am ET
by ash of intentionally bad contributions
they shall not grow old
as we who are left grow old
immortal haiku
Haiku # 76929, February 27, 2024 7:46 am ET
by ash of bad to the bones
Darth, Ash, Janis, Mox:
I salute you in haiku.
(For long-suffering.)
Haiku # 76928, February 25, 2024 1:55 pm ET
by Please Lord Don't Let Me Write More
I wish I were here.
And I wish I had a beer
Just to have me near...
Haiku # 76927, February 25, 2024 2:35 am ET
by Have No Fear of Disappear
I loves me some 'Ku.
Yes sir ma'am, I shorley do.
It gets me so hai!
Haiku # 76926, February 25, 2024 2:24 am ET
by Uncle Clem, Southern Gentleman of Syllabic Moonshine
Drop that haiku NOW!
Turn around, hands raised. Don't move.
I'm warning you mom...
Haiku # 76925, February 25, 2024 2:16 am ET
by Dysfunctional Family of Low Enfarcement
Intangible thong:
Unsinkable thang. Hit gong!
(Unthinkably wrong)
Haiku # 76924, February 25, 2024 2:10 am ET
by Brass Symbols of Oriental Gold
Why can I not sleep,
Texting haiku in bathtub...?
Pull the plug on this.
Haiku # 76923, February 25, 2024 2:04 am ET
by Baby of Bathwater, Louisiana
Going down i'm new;
I've discovered useful loads.
To give a Good job.
Haiku # 76922, February 25, 2024 1:55 am ET
by Zoo Nealand of Haikuized 4 U
That syllababble:
it was always missinging.
(But they founded it.)
Haiku # 76920, February 23, 2024 8:49 am ET
by Batsuo Masho of Mashpee Massassachusetts
Missing syllable
Find it in the litter pan
with your “poetry “
Haiku # 76916, February 21, 2024 8:23 pm ET
by Cat Librarian of Library
For the love of G-d
This is a library, sir
Shush the fuck up
Haiku # 76915, February 21, 2024 8:19 pm ET
by Cat Librarian of Purriodicals
I enjoy shouting...
From time to time it's just fun.
Get my ya-yas out...
Haiku # 76912, February 19, 2024 10:52 am ET
by But Yes It's Rude of Course
not the font of all knowledge
just a bit shouty
Haiku # 76911, February 19, 2024 6:37 am ET
by ash of softly speaks volumes
Circles of meaning...
Haiku # 76910, February 18, 2024 10:29 pm ET
by Philosophical Dolt of Cro-magnon Epoch
navalny gets dead
you might fall from a window
or just fall from grace
Haiku # 76908, February 16, 2024 7:01 pm ET
by ash of Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous Okrug
cupid draws his bow
americans draw their guns
more hearts get broken
Haiku # 76907, February 14, 2024 5:26 pm ET
by ash of traditions die hard
Be my valentine.
Be my haiku valentine.
Here's my haiku heart.
Haiku # 76906, February 14, 2024 3:20 pm ET
by Art Operation of Culinary Bypass
Lighten up snowflake
Yous haikus ain't so great there
Esther Williams gooch
Haiku # 76905, February 13, 2024 10:10 pm ET
by Worst Technician
Picking up your trash
Is like reading your haiku:
Throw in garbage bin.
Haiku # 76904, February 11, 2024 2:31 pm ET
by Waste Technician of Bad Haiku
Prisoner of love
Picking up mental garbage
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 76903, February 10, 2024 11:50 pm ET
by Happy Valentines day of Back again like herpes
Thanks for your interest
You can start with cleaning up
your rotten haiku
Haiku # 76902, February 10, 2024 11:17 pm ET
by Noticer of Trash
Every prisoner
Should be made to pick up trash
So the streets are clean.
Haiku # 76901, February 10, 2024 6:14 pm ET
by Pristine Thoroughfares of Happy Nations
Love me good TV
Want to go where fashion sits?
Putin on the Ritz
Haiku # 76900, February 10, 2024 9:51 am ET
by Interrobung
Haiku # 76899, February 10, 2024 1:22 am ET
by Thomasspook of Guyana
Haiku # 76898, February 9, 2024 6:22 pm ET
by MishaelDramb of Nigeria
Interview input:
Smoke that in pipe and put in.
Put in your haiku.
Haiku # 76897, February 9, 2024 6:10 pm ET
by Vladimir Vladimir of Vladimir
my interrobang
punctuates your fancy font
Haiku # 76892, February 5, 2024 6:43 am ET
by ash of no question about it
Certain ethnic groups
Are incomprehensible
They slur their words so.
Haiku # 76891, February 2, 2024 8:35 am ET
by Articulation of Pronunciation
Dont speak english
not my words
just googles’
Haiku # 76890, February 2, 2024 5:00 am ET
by Farola of Spain
Infungible tan:
Invisible bikini...
Intangible fun.
Haiku # 76888, February 1, 2024 9:05 pm ET
by But She was a Beach of Endless Coastlines
buy my cryptocoins
they're fun but non-fungible
intangible tang
Haiku # 76887, February 1, 2024 4:57 am ET
by ash of untouchable assets
Smoking cigarettes
I know they're not good for me
But I'm addicted
Haiku # 76886, January 31, 2024 9:52 pm ET
by Blast from the Past of Anna Support Unit 7B
Watching TV, bruh
Listening to *good* music
Jeremy Shada
Haiku # 76884, January 31, 2024 4:49 pm ET
by Cyan of HTX
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