aww fuck jesus christ
who left this shit out like fuck
my fucking foot fuck

tasty corn tasty
tasty corn tasty corn mmm
tasty tasty corn

Grizzly bear hunched low
Punxsutawney Phil beats off
Around the corner..Spring

Moxie is a drink
Containing gentian root.
Old Maine recipe.

Kenneth anger and
Supercaliwhatthefug
Kenneth Copeland, hell!

Kenneth Copeland has
Even come to this platform
Revelations blast!

olusturan bir
piyangolar, magaza...
What the Hell you mean?

I have been surfing.
Pretty worth enough for me.
Here is my website:

I, Kenneth Copeland,
Shall USURP the Most High God.
(Send an offering...)

real intelligence
constructed stupidity
both do bad haiku

they shall not grow old
as we who are left grow old
immortal haiku

Darth, Ash, Janis, Mox:
I salute you in haiku.
(For long-suffering.)

I wish I were here.
And I wish I had a beer
Just to have me near...

I loves me some 'Ku.
Yes sir ma'am, I shorley do.
It gets me so hai!

Drop that haiku NOW!
Turn around, hands raised. Don't move.
I'm warning you mom...

Intangible thong:
Unsinkable thang. Hit gong!
(Unthinkably wrong)

Why can I not sleep,
Texting haiku in bathtub...?
Pull the plug on this.

Going down i'm new;
I've discovered useful loads.
To give a Good job.

That syllababble:
it was always missinging.
(But they founded it.)

Missing syllable
Find it in the litter pan
with your “poetry “

For the love of G-d
This is a library, sir
Shush the fuck up

I enjoy shouting...
From time to time it's just fun.
Get my ya-yas out...

CAPITAL LETTERS
not the font of all knowledge
just a bit shouty

It's HERMENEUTICS!
It's INTERPRETIVE CONTEXTS.
Circles of meaning...

navalny gets dead
you might fall from a window
or just fall from grace

cupid draws his bow
americans draw their guns
more hearts get broken

Be my valentine.
Be my haiku valentine.
Here's my haiku heart.

Lighten up snowflake
Yous haikus ain't so great there
Esther Williams gooch

Picking up your trash
Is like reading your haiku:
Throw in garbage bin.

Prisoner of love
Picking up mental garbage
Tom Bosley's penis

Thanks for your interest
You can start with cleaning up
your rotten haiku

Every prisoner
Should be made to pick up trash
So the streets are clean.

Love me good TV
Want to go where fashion sits?
Putin on the Ritz

Hello.

Hello.

Interview input:
Smoke that in pipe and put in.
Put in your haiku.

my interrobang
punctuates your fancy font
irresistably

Certain ethnic groups
Are incomprehensible
They slur their words so.

Dont speak english
not my words
just googles’

Infungible tan:
Invisible bikini...
Intangible fun.

buy my cryptocoins
they're fun but non-fungible
intangible tang

Smoking cigarettes
I know they're not good for me
But I'm addicted

Watching TV, bruh
Listening to *good* music
Jeremy Shada

Bad Haiku goes on
Getting worse as years go by
A cesspit of bilge

Haiku never dies.
It just becomes worse and worse,
Then moves to this site.

bad haiku endures
like untreated haemorrhoids
blow it out your arse

Back in ninety eight
I submitted bad haiku
Still bad years later

well, fuck the donald
even if you don't want to
it's not like he cares

Check this doomsday cuck:
ninety boosters to nanny--
but his mind is Trumped.

check the doomsday clock
ninety seconds to midnight
but the hands are stuck