Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 158 Days and 77035 Haiku later...

aww fuck jesus christ
who left this shit out like fuck
my fucking foot fuck
Haiku # 76953, March 14, 2024 11:24 pm ET
by guy who stepped on an exposed, rusty nail of how the hell should I know, I don't work construction
tasty corn tasty
tasty corn tasty corn mmm
tasty tasty corn
Haiku # 76952, March 14, 2024 11:20 pm ET
by husky the poet of Canadian Arkansaw
Grizzly bear hunched low
Punxsutawney Phil beats off
Around the corner..Spring
Haiku # 76951, March 14, 2024 2:06 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Moxie is a drink
Containing gentian root.
Old Maine recipe.
Haiku # 76950, March 12, 2024 10:37 pm ET
by Orange Can of Ayuh Finestkind
Kenneth anger and
Supercaliwhatthefug
Kenneth Copeland, hell!
Haiku # 76949, March 11, 2024 11:02 pm ET
by Mox
Kenneth Copeland has
Even come to this platform
Revelations blast!
Haiku # 76948, March 11, 2024 9:19 pm ET
by Mox
olusturan bir
piyangolar, magaza...
What the Hell you mean?
Haiku # 76944, March 9, 2024 12:20 pm ET
by Speak Engrish or Fuck Off of Arguing with Bots
I have been surfing.
Pretty worth enough for me.
Here is my website:
Haiku # 76937, March 4, 2024 12:40 am ET
by Dumb-ass Bot of Intertoobes
I, Kenneth Copeland,
Shall USURP the Most High God.
(Send an offering...)
Haiku # 76932, February 29, 2024 12:38 pm ET
by Lucifer's Man from OK of Arkhangelsk Oblast
real intelligence
constructed stupidity
both do bad haiku
Haiku # 76931, February 29, 2024 7:43 am ET
by ash of intentionally bad contributions
they shall not grow old
as we who are left grow old
immortal haiku
Haiku # 76929, February 27, 2024 7:46 am ET
by ash of bad to the bones
Darth, Ash, Janis, Mox:
I salute you in haiku.
(For long-suffering.)
Haiku # 76928, February 25, 2024 1:55 pm ET
by Please Lord Don't Let Me Write More
I wish I were here.
And I wish I had a beer
Just to have me near...
Haiku # 76927, February 25, 2024 2:35 am ET
by Have No Fear of Disappear
I loves me some 'Ku.
Yes sir ma'am, I shorley do.
It gets me so hai!
Haiku # 76926, February 25, 2024 2:24 am ET
by Uncle Clem, Southern Gentleman of Syllabic Moonshine
Drop that haiku NOW!
Turn around, hands raised. Don't move.
I'm warning you mom...
Haiku # 76925, February 25, 2024 2:16 am ET
by Dysfunctional Family of Low Enfarcement
Intangible thong:
Unsinkable thang. Hit gong!
(Unthinkably wrong)
Haiku # 76924, February 25, 2024 2:10 am ET
by Brass Symbols of Oriental Gold
Why can I not sleep,
Texting haiku in bathtub...?
Pull the plug on this.
Haiku # 76923, February 25, 2024 2:04 am ET
by Baby of Bathwater, Louisiana
Going down i'm new;
I've discovered useful loads.
To give a Good job.
Haiku # 76922, February 25, 2024 1:55 am ET
by Zoo Nealand of Haikuized 4 U
That syllababble:
it was always missinging.
(But they founded it.)
Haiku # 76920, February 23, 2024 8:49 am ET
by Batsuo Masho of Mashpee Massassachusetts
Missing syllable
Find it in the litter pan
with your “poetry “
Haiku # 76916, February 21, 2024 8:23 pm ET
by Cat Librarian of Library
For the love of G-d
This is a library, sir
Shush the fuck up
Haiku # 76915, February 21, 2024 8:19 pm ET
by Cat Librarian of Purriodicals
I enjoy shouting...
From time to time it's just fun.
Get my ya-yas out...
Haiku # 76912, February 19, 2024 10:52 am ET
by But Yes It's Rude of Course
CAPITAL LETTERS
not the font of all knowledge
just a bit shouty
Haiku # 76911, February 19, 2024 6:37 am ET
by ash of softly speaks volumes
It's HERMENEUTICS!
It's INTERPRETIVE CONTEXTS.
Circles of meaning...
Haiku # 76910, February 18, 2024 10:29 pm ET
by Philosophical Dolt of Cro-magnon Epoch
navalny gets dead
you might fall from a window
or just fall from grace
Haiku # 76908, February 16, 2024 7:01 pm ET
by ash of Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous Okrug
cupid draws his bow
americans draw their guns
more hearts get broken
Haiku # 76907, February 14, 2024 5:26 pm ET
by ash of traditions die hard
Be my valentine.
Be my haiku valentine.
Here's my haiku heart.
Haiku # 76906, February 14, 2024 3:20 pm ET
by Art Operation of Culinary Bypass
Lighten up snowflake
Yous haikus ain't so great there
Esther Williams gooch
Haiku # 76905, February 13, 2024 10:10 pm ET
by Worst Technician
Picking up your trash
Is like reading your haiku:
Throw in garbage bin.
Haiku # 76904, February 11, 2024 2:31 pm ET
by Waste Technician of Bad Haiku
Prisoner of love
Picking up mental garbage
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 76903, February 10, 2024 11:50 pm ET
by Happy Valentines day of Back again like herpes
Thanks for your interest
You can start with cleaning up
your rotten haiku
Haiku # 76902, February 10, 2024 11:17 pm ET
by Noticer of Trash
Every prisoner
Should be made to pick up trash
So the streets are clean.
Haiku # 76901, February 10, 2024 6:14 pm ET
by Pristine Thoroughfares of Happy Nations
Love me good TV
Want to go where fashion sits?
Putin on the Ritz
Haiku # 76900, February 10, 2024 9:51 am ET
by Interrobung
Hello.
Haiku # 76899, February 10, 2024 1:22 am ET
by Thomasspook of Guyana
Hello.
Haiku # 76898, February 9, 2024 6:22 pm ET
by MishaelDramb of Nigeria
Interview input:
Smoke that in pipe and put in.
Put in your haiku.
Haiku # 76897, February 9, 2024 6:10 pm ET
by Vladimir Vladimir of Vladimir
my interrobang
punctuates your fancy font
irresistably
Haiku # 76892, February 5, 2024 6:43 am ET
by ash of no question about it
Certain ethnic groups
Are incomprehensible
They slur their words so.
Haiku # 76891, February 2, 2024 8:35 am ET
by Articulation of Pronunciation
Dont speak english
not my words
just googles’
Haiku # 76890, February 2, 2024 5:00 am ET
by Farola of Spain
Infungible tan:
Invisible bikini...
Intangible fun.
Haiku # 76888, February 1, 2024 9:05 pm ET
by But She was a Beach of Endless Coastlines
buy my cryptocoins
they're fun but non-fungible
intangible tang
Haiku # 76887, February 1, 2024 4:57 am ET
by ash of untouchable assets
Smoking cigarettes
I know they're not good for me
But I'm addicted
Haiku # 76886, January 31, 2024 9:52 pm ET
by Blast from the Past of Anna Support Unit 7B
Watching TV, bruh
Listening to *good* music
Jeremy Shada
Haiku # 76884, January 31, 2024 4:49 pm ET
by Cyan of HTX
Bad Haiku goes on
Getting worse as years go by
A cesspit of bilge
Haiku # 76883, January 31, 2024 4:49 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney
Haiku never dies.
It just becomes worse and worse,
Then moves to this site.
Haiku # 76882, January 31, 2024 9:44 am ET
by Basho Needs a Washo of Old Kyoto Temple Laundromat-san
bad haiku endures
like untreated haemorrhoids
blow it out your arse
Haiku # 76881, January 31, 2024 7:58 am ET
by ash of wonder down under
Back in ninety eight
I submitted bad haiku
Still bad years later
Haiku # 76880, January 30, 2024 5:47 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
well, fuck the donald
even if you don't want to
it's not like he cares
Haiku # 76879, January 28, 2024 6:00 am ET
by ash of manhattan transfer
Check this doomsday cuck:
ninety boosters to nanny--
but his mind is Trumped.
Haiku # 76878, January 27, 2024 4:32 pm ET
by Haiku Poet of Nanny State
check the doomsday clock
ninety seconds to midnight
but the hands are stuck
Haiku # 76877, January 26, 2024 6:57 pm ET
by ash of let's wind it up
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