Be my valentine.
Be my haiku valentine.
Here's my haiku heart.

Lighten up snowflake
Yous haikus ain't so great there
Esther Williams gooch

Picking up your trash
Is like reading your haiku:
Throw in garbage bin.

Prisoner of love
Picking up mental garbage
Tom Bosley's penis

Thanks for your interest
You can start with cleaning up
your rotten haiku

Every prisoner
Should be made to pick up trash
So the streets are clean.

Love me good TV
Want to go where fashion sits?
Putin on the Ritz

Hello.

Hello.

Interview input:
Smoke that in pipe and put in.
Put in your haiku.

my interrobang
punctuates your fancy font
irresistably

Certain ethnic groups
Are incomprehensible
They slur their words so.

Dont speak english
not my words
just googles’

Infungible tan:
Invisible bikini...
Intangible fun.

buy my cryptocoins
they're fun but non-fungible
intangible tang

Smoking cigarettes
I know they're not good for me
But I'm addicted

Watching TV, bruh
Listening to *good* music
Jeremy Shada

Bad Haiku goes on
Getting worse as years go by
A cesspit of bilge

Haiku never dies.
It just becomes worse and worse,
Then moves to this site.

bad haiku endures
like untreated haemorrhoids
blow it out your arse

Back in ninety eight
I submitted bad haiku
Still bad years later

well, fuck the donald
even if you don't want to
it's not like he cares

Check this doomsday cuck:
ninety boosters to nanny--
but his mind is Trumped.

check the doomsday clock
ninety seconds to midnight
but the hands are stuck

Lost humanity:
it rhymes with insanity.
(Christianity?)

Oriental bots:
Got this site tied up in knots.
YOU: connect the dots.

it's not a piss-take
newsworthy royal prostate
unfit for a king

Trump lives on. Your mind
Ruminates on Orange Man . . .
You can't let it go.

iowa-wa-wah
you can hail the donald but...
he's a complete dick

fried ex-president
thick skin basted in orange
but tiny giblets

Murcan Empire: dead.
But running like a chicken
with its head chopped off.

i smell it coming
fall of the murcan empire
orange flames rising

ah, sweet ozempic
opiate of the massive
new heroin chic

influencer (noun) :
a contagious disorder
that disrupts your sells

foul epidemic
bringing altered mentation
malignant desire

retail therapy
prescribed by the vacuous
is no remedy

we need less not more
if this disease keeps spreading
the planet if fucked

Whites who talk like blacks:
It annoys me to no end
Mush-mouth wannabes.

oy vey! what you say?
it's not really genocide
because they're arabs

American way
Content of your Character-
Only Nazi's hate.

Hey you Wong Lofan:
What do you make of them Jews?
You think they're Kosher?

My poem contained
a link to an article
I found disturbing:

Tried to post. Got this:
"Sorry, but your poem con-
tains invalid on."

Things just get weirder.
Hassids in Brooklyn tunnels...
What are they down to?

Crown Heights reaches low:
those Hassidic tunnels lead
from Chabad to worse.

jumpin' yemeni!
red sea, dead sea, galilee
all the same to me

Border invaders
Aliens illegal millions-
Democrat voters.

Ho Bai Din directs
Open the border come in!
Emperor Pooh laughs.

Pay your taxes serfs!
They will need med. care and phones.
How you like Mao now?

Monolith or apes...
Dem bones, dem bones gonna rise...
Now cue up the Strauss.

poetic hard on
it's a fucking monolith
haiku is a rock

Orange Man will lose- big!.
Hump-er and Ho Bai-dim-win!!
U.S.A. kaput!

You voted for the Ho.?
Emperor Poo real happy!
Thanks a lot dim sum!

8 kun Chan been a
While, I'm too normie, been weird
Just a weird normie

Can't, I can't slow down...
Headrush--grab the wheel. LOOK OUT !
Phew. Was just a truck...

Cursed chatbot filth:
Step up here. Let me TEACH you
What real haiku IS.