Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 163 Days and 77044 Haiku later...

Darth, Ash, Janis, Mox:
I salute you in haiku.
(For long-suffering.)
Haiku # 76928, February 25, 2024 1:55 pm ET
by Please Lord Don't Let Me Write More
I wish I were here.
And I wish I had a beer
Just to have me near...
Haiku # 76927, February 25, 2024 2:35 am ET
by Have No Fear of Disappear
I loves me some 'Ku.
Yes sir ma'am, I shorley do.
It gets me so hai!
Haiku # 76926, February 25, 2024 2:24 am ET
by Uncle Clem, Southern Gentleman of Syllabic Moonshine
Drop that haiku NOW!
Turn around, hands raised. Don't move.
I'm warning you mom...
Haiku # 76925, February 25, 2024 2:16 am ET
by Dysfunctional Family of Low Enfarcement
Intangible thong:
Unsinkable thang. Hit gong!
(Unthinkably wrong)
Haiku # 76924, February 25, 2024 2:10 am ET
by Brass Symbols of Oriental Gold
Why can I not sleep,
Texting haiku in bathtub...?
Pull the plug on this.
Haiku # 76923, February 25, 2024 2:04 am ET
by Baby of Bathwater, Louisiana
Going down i'm new;
I've discovered useful loads.
To give a Good job.
Haiku # 76922, February 25, 2024 1:55 am ET
by Zoo Nealand of Haikuized 4 U
That syllababble:
it was always missinging.
(But they founded it.)
Haiku # 76920, February 23, 2024 8:49 am ET
by Batsuo Masho of Mashpee Massassachusetts
Missing syllable
Find it in the litter pan
with your “poetry “
Haiku # 76916, February 21, 2024 8:23 pm ET
by Cat Librarian of Library
For the love of G-d
This is a library, sir
Shush the fuck up
Haiku # 76915, February 21, 2024 8:19 pm ET
by Cat Librarian of Purriodicals
I enjoy shouting...
From time to time it's just fun.
Get my ya-yas out...
Haiku # 76912, February 19, 2024 10:52 am ET
by But Yes It's Rude of Course
CAPITAL LETTERS
not the font of all knowledge
just a bit shouty
Haiku # 76911, February 19, 2024 6:37 am ET
by ash of softly speaks volumes
It's HERMENEUTICS!
It's INTERPRETIVE CONTEXTS.
Circles of meaning...
Haiku # 76910, February 18, 2024 10:29 pm ET
by Philosophical Dolt of Cro-magnon Epoch
navalny gets dead
you might fall from a window
or just fall from grace
Haiku # 76908, February 16, 2024 7:01 pm ET
by ash of Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous Okrug
cupid draws his bow
americans draw their guns
more hearts get broken
Haiku # 76907, February 14, 2024 5:26 pm ET
by ash of traditions die hard
Be my valentine.
Be my haiku valentine.
Here's my haiku heart.
Haiku # 76906, February 14, 2024 3:20 pm ET
by Art Operation of Culinary Bypass
Lighten up snowflake
Yous haikus ain't so great there
Esther Williams gooch
Haiku # 76905, February 13, 2024 10:10 pm ET
by Worst Technician
Picking up your trash
Is like reading your haiku:
Throw in garbage bin.
Haiku # 76904, February 11, 2024 2:31 pm ET
by Waste Technician of Bad Haiku
Prisoner of love
Picking up mental garbage
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 76903, February 10, 2024 11:50 pm ET
by Happy Valentines day of Back again like herpes
Thanks for your interest
You can start with cleaning up
your rotten haiku
Haiku # 76902, February 10, 2024 11:17 pm ET
by Noticer of Trash
Every prisoner
Should be made to pick up trash
So the streets are clean.
Haiku # 76901, February 10, 2024 6:14 pm ET
by Pristine Thoroughfares of Happy Nations
Love me good TV
Want to go where fashion sits?
Putin on the Ritz
Haiku # 76900, February 10, 2024 9:51 am ET
by Interrobung
Hello.
Haiku # 76899, February 10, 2024 1:22 am ET
by Thomasspook of Guyana
Hello.
Haiku # 76898, February 9, 2024 6:22 pm ET
by MishaelDramb of Nigeria
Interview input:
Smoke that in pipe and put in.
Put in your haiku.
Haiku # 76897, February 9, 2024 6:10 pm ET
by Vladimir Vladimir of Vladimir
my interrobang
punctuates your fancy font
irresistably
Haiku # 76892, February 5, 2024 6:43 am ET
by ash of no question about it
Certain ethnic groups
Are incomprehensible
They slur their words so.
Haiku # 76891, February 2, 2024 8:35 am ET
by Articulation of Pronunciation
Dont speak english
not my words
just googles’
Haiku # 76890, February 2, 2024 5:00 am ET
by Farola of Spain
Infungible tan:
Invisible bikini...
Intangible fun.
Haiku # 76888, February 1, 2024 9:05 pm ET
by But She was a Beach of Endless Coastlines
buy my cryptocoins
they're fun but non-fungible
intangible tang
Haiku # 76887, February 1, 2024 4:57 am ET
by ash of untouchable assets
Smoking cigarettes
I know they're not good for me
But I'm addicted
Haiku # 76886, January 31, 2024 9:52 pm ET
by Blast from the Past of Anna Support Unit 7B
Watching TV, bruh
Listening to *good* music
Jeremy Shada
Haiku # 76884, January 31, 2024 4:49 pm ET
by Cyan of HTX
Bad Haiku goes on
Getting worse as years go by
A cesspit of bilge
Haiku # 76883, January 31, 2024 4:49 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney
Haiku never dies.
It just becomes worse and worse,
Then moves to this site.
Haiku # 76882, January 31, 2024 9:44 am ET
by Basho Needs a Washo of Old Kyoto Temple Laundromat-san
bad haiku endures
like untreated haemorrhoids
blow it out your arse
Haiku # 76881, January 31, 2024 7:58 am ET
by ash of wonder down under
Back in ninety eight
I submitted bad haiku
Still bad years later
Haiku # 76880, January 30, 2024 5:47 am ET
by Anna of Sydney
well, fuck the donald
even if you don't want to
it's not like he cares
Haiku # 76879, January 28, 2024 6:00 am ET
by ash of manhattan transfer
Check this doomsday cuck:
ninety boosters to nanny--
but his mind is Trumped.
Haiku # 76878, January 27, 2024 4:32 pm ET
by Haiku Poet of Nanny State
check the doomsday clock
ninety seconds to midnight
but the hands are stuck
Haiku # 76877, January 26, 2024 6:57 pm ET
by ash of let's wind it up
Lost humanity:
it rhymes with insanity.
(Christianity?)
Haiku # 76876, January 23, 2024 1:03 pm ET
by Haiku Rhymes of End-times
Oriental bots:
Got this site tied up in knots.
YOU: connect the dots.
Haiku # 76875, January 22, 2024 7:24 pm ET
by Worthy Old Gentleman of Orient
it's not a piss-take
newsworthy royal prostate
unfit for a king
Haiku # 76872, January 18, 2024 7:17 am ET
by ash of scope for improvement
Trump lives on. Your mind
Ruminates on Orange Man . . .
You can't let it go.
Haiku # 76871, January 17, 2024 4:11 pm ET
by Populism of the Majority Scorned (by you)
iowa-wa-wah
you can hail the donald but...
he's a complete dick
Haiku # 76870, January 16, 2024 3:53 am ET
by ash of well removed
fried ex-president
thick skin basted in orange
but tiny giblets
Haiku # 76869, January 15, 2024 4:16 am ET
by ash of char-a-lago
Murcan Empire: dead.
But running like a chicken
with its head chopped off.
Haiku # 76868, January 14, 2024 6:11 pm ET
by Poultry Barnyard of Global Hegemony
i smell it coming
fall of the murcan empire
orange flames rising
Haiku # 76867, January 13, 2024 10:40 pm ET
by ash of distant (ad)vantage
ah, sweet ozempic
opiate of the massive
new heroin chic
Haiku # 76866, January 13, 2024 6:47 pm ET
by ash
influencer (noun) :
a contagious disorder
that disrupts your sells

foul epidemic
bringing altered mentation
malignant desire

retail therapy
prescribed by the vacuous
is no remedy

we need less not more
if this disease keeps spreading
the planet if fucked
Haiku # 76865, January 13, 2024 6:46 pm ET
by ash of online prescriptions
Whites who talk like blacks:
It annoys me to no end
Mush-mouth wannabes.
Haiku # 76864, January 13, 2024 2:56 pm ET
by Yeah, I'm Like Down Wid It of Tyrone Frum Tha HOOD
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