Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 158 Days and 77035 Haiku later...

Christ is King these say
We can't say but who are they
Happy Easter, fam
Haiku # 76972, March 31, 2024 3:34 pm ET
by Mox
Thanks, +
Haiku # 76971, March 30, 2024 9:54 pm ET
by Frbetler of Romania
Easter is coming...
But every day is "Easter".
(Kiss my Christian ass).
Haiku # 76970, March 28, 2024 8:07 pm ET
by Forgive Me, Lord of Heaven Above
lucky break, sinners
all god's eggs in one basket
shelling out for us
Haiku # 76969, March 28, 2024 7:47 am ET
by ash of what's so good about that friday from jesus' point of view?
Why did I write this?
Why did Grandma poop right there?
Why did you read this?
Haiku # 76968, March 27, 2024 11:24 pm ET
by Vinnie in real life of Fairless hills
Waiting for strangers
I should be doing homework
They are really late
Haiku # 76967, March 27, 2024 10:46 am ET
by Still Waiting of The welcome center
Combine the two words:
Domination/Submission.
They spell DOMITIAN.
Haiku # 76966, March 24, 2024 7:40 am ET
by CAPITALS of Flavian Dynasty
history on repeat
the modern caligula
reveres clothes horses
Haiku # 76965, March 24, 2024 12:14 am ET
by ash
Dawn. Sunconsciously
I face the rising new day
Solar haiku. Light.
Haiku # 76964, March 21, 2024 8:56 pm ET
by Sunny of One So True
Nintendo dreamer
I see tetris pieces come
Down sunconciously
Haiku # 76963, March 21, 2024 5:40 pm ET
by Vhs
Nihilists unite!
Nothing is really something
That's worth defending.
Haiku # 76962, March 20, 2024 10:26 pm ET
by Eternal Recurrence of Revaluation
whiff of déjà vu
olfactory aide-mémoire
asparagus pee
Haiku # 76961, March 20, 2024 7:18 am ET
by ash of that too shall pass
pathetic AI
cannot count to seventeen
wetware pulls the plug
Haiku # 76960, March 19, 2024 5:48 pm ET
by ash of power from the people
Dirigo, ergo--
To the beano I must go...
Ayuh: WICKED good.
Haiku # 76955, March 15, 2024 5:35 pm ET
by Old Guy Puttering Around the Barn of Downeast
Ah we drink to the
Bittersweet root of my state
Dirigo again
Haiku # 76954, March 15, 2024 9:39 am ET
by Moxie
aww fuck jesus christ
who left this shit out like fuck
my fucking foot fuck
Haiku # 76953, March 14, 2024 11:24 pm ET
by guy who stepped on an exposed, rusty nail of how the hell should I know, I don't work construction
tasty corn tasty
tasty corn tasty corn mmm
tasty tasty corn
Haiku # 76952, March 14, 2024 11:20 pm ET
by husky the poet of Canadian Arkansaw
Grizzly bear hunched low
Punxsutawney Phil beats off
Around the corner..Spring
Haiku # 76951, March 14, 2024 2:06 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Moxie is a drink
Containing gentian root.
Old Maine recipe.
Haiku # 76950, March 12, 2024 10:37 pm ET
by Orange Can of Ayuh Finestkind
Kenneth anger and
Supercaliwhatthefug
Kenneth Copeland, hell!
Haiku # 76949, March 11, 2024 11:02 pm ET
by Mox
Kenneth Copeland has
Even come to this platform
Revelations blast!
Haiku # 76948, March 11, 2024 9:19 pm ET
by Mox
olusturan bir
piyangolar, magaza...
What the Hell you mean?
Haiku # 76944, March 9, 2024 12:20 pm ET
by Speak Engrish or Fuck Off of Arguing with Bots
I have been surfing.
Pretty worth enough for me.
Here is my website:
Haiku # 76937, March 4, 2024 12:40 am ET
by Dumb-ass Bot of Intertoobes
I, Kenneth Copeland,
Shall USURP the Most High God.
(Send an offering...)
Haiku # 76932, February 29, 2024 12:38 pm ET
by Lucifer's Man from OK of Arkhangelsk Oblast
real intelligence
constructed stupidity
both do bad haiku
Haiku # 76931, February 29, 2024 7:43 am ET
by ash of intentionally bad contributions
they shall not grow old
as we who are left grow old
immortal haiku
Haiku # 76929, February 27, 2024 7:46 am ET
by ash of bad to the bones
Darth, Ash, Janis, Mox:
I salute you in haiku.
(For long-suffering.)
Haiku # 76928, February 25, 2024 1:55 pm ET
by Please Lord Don't Let Me Write More
I wish I were here.
And I wish I had a beer
Just to have me near...
Haiku # 76927, February 25, 2024 2:35 am ET
by Have No Fear of Disappear
I loves me some 'Ku.
Yes sir ma'am, I shorley do.
It gets me so hai!
Haiku # 76926, February 25, 2024 2:24 am ET
by Uncle Clem, Southern Gentleman of Syllabic Moonshine
Drop that haiku NOW!
Turn around, hands raised. Don't move.
I'm warning you mom...
Haiku # 76925, February 25, 2024 2:16 am ET
by Dysfunctional Family of Low Enfarcement
Intangible thong:
Unsinkable thang. Hit gong!
(Unthinkably wrong)
Haiku # 76924, February 25, 2024 2:10 am ET
by Brass Symbols of Oriental Gold
Why can I not sleep,
Texting haiku in bathtub...?
Pull the plug on this.
Haiku # 76923, February 25, 2024 2:04 am ET
by Baby of Bathwater, Louisiana
Going down i'm new;
I've discovered useful loads.
To give a Good job.
Haiku # 76922, February 25, 2024 1:55 am ET
by Zoo Nealand of Haikuized 4 U
That syllababble:
it was always missinging.
(But they founded it.)
Haiku # 76920, February 23, 2024 8:49 am ET
by Batsuo Masho of Mashpee Massassachusetts
Missing syllable
Find it in the litter pan
with your “poetry “
Haiku # 76916, February 21, 2024 8:23 pm ET
by Cat Librarian of Library
For the love of G-d
This is a library, sir
Shush the fuck up
Haiku # 76915, February 21, 2024 8:19 pm ET
by Cat Librarian of Purriodicals
I enjoy shouting...
From time to time it's just fun.
Get my ya-yas out...
Haiku # 76912, February 19, 2024 10:52 am ET
by But Yes It's Rude of Course
CAPITAL LETTERS
not the font of all knowledge
just a bit shouty
Haiku # 76911, February 19, 2024 6:37 am ET
by ash of softly speaks volumes
It's HERMENEUTICS!
It's INTERPRETIVE CONTEXTS.
Circles of meaning...
Haiku # 76910, February 18, 2024 10:29 pm ET
by Philosophical Dolt of Cro-magnon Epoch
navalny gets dead
you might fall from a window
or just fall from grace
Haiku # 76908, February 16, 2024 7:01 pm ET
by ash of Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous Okrug
cupid draws his bow
americans draw their guns
more hearts get broken
Haiku # 76907, February 14, 2024 5:26 pm ET
by ash of traditions die hard
Be my valentine.
Be my haiku valentine.
Here's my haiku heart.
Haiku # 76906, February 14, 2024 3:20 pm ET
by Art Operation of Culinary Bypass
Lighten up snowflake
Yous haikus ain't so great there
Esther Williams gooch
Haiku # 76905, February 13, 2024 10:10 pm ET
by Worst Technician
Picking up your trash
Is like reading your haiku:
Throw in garbage bin.
Haiku # 76904, February 11, 2024 2:31 pm ET
by Waste Technician of Bad Haiku
Prisoner of love
Picking up mental garbage
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 76903, February 10, 2024 11:50 pm ET
by Happy Valentines day of Back again like herpes
Thanks for your interest
You can start with cleaning up
your rotten haiku
Haiku # 76902, February 10, 2024 11:17 pm ET
by Noticer of Trash
Every prisoner
Should be made to pick up trash
So the streets are clean.
Haiku # 76901, February 10, 2024 6:14 pm ET
by Pristine Thoroughfares of Happy Nations
Love me good TV
Want to go where fashion sits?
Putin on the Ritz
Haiku # 76900, February 10, 2024 9:51 am ET
by Interrobung
Hello.
Haiku # 76899, February 10, 2024 1:22 am ET
by Thomasspook of Guyana
Hello.
Haiku # 76898, February 9, 2024 6:22 pm ET
by MishaelDramb of Nigeria
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