Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 217 Days and 77133 Haiku later...

"Scratch again" he says
For the fourteenth time tonight!
No fingernails left...
Haiku # 77011, April 9, 2024 10:52 am ET
by katongking of Sg
She tries so hard to compose
While losing her composure
She such a poser.
Haiku # 77010, April 9, 2024 10:38 am ET
by katongking of Sg
Justicebestservedcold,
(Had to kill a syllable)
Are you in much pain?
Haiku # 77009, April 9, 2024 10:36 am ET
by katongking of Sg
A twixt in the tale
A random bystander or ...
Someone familiar?
Haiku # 77008, April 9, 2024 10:33 am ET
by katongking of Sg
ah ah ah ah ah
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
ah ah ah ah ... ... ... HA!
Haiku # 77007, April 9, 2024 10:30 am ET
by justiceisbestservedcold of NONNNNNNNNOO
I am curious
of OblongPeePee's story
Betwixt KatongKing
Haiku # 77006, April 9, 2024 10:25 am ET
by SuddenJumpScare! of Malaysia
We bid her adieu
We shall miss her thrilling tales
Of unplanned urine
Haiku # 77005, April 9, 2024 10:20 am ET
by katongking of Sg
Oblongpeepee says
So long to ye, my work's done
Gotta pee now, ta!
Haiku # 77004, April 9, 2024 10:15 am ET
by katongking of Sg
succussfully done
a fourteen minute journey
ends here bye bye gang
Haiku # 77003, April 9, 2024 10:02 am ET
by oblongpeepee
Such terrible verse
My fertile mind makes garbage
Flies circling above
Haiku # 77002, April 9, 2024 10:01 am ET
by katongking of Sg
Oh she finally found my
Haiku treasure trove
Can't I delete these?
Haiku # 77001, April 9, 2024 10:00 am ET
by katongking of Sg
the final countdown
happily concludes at last
i can die happy
Haiku # 77000, April 9, 2024 9:56 am ET
by oblongpeepee
Sat broken hearted
Waiting for the poop to fall
Drops stick in my crack.
Haiku # 76999, April 9, 2024 9:55 am ET
by katongking of Sg
i am just yapping
to seventy seven k
victory awaits me
Haiku # 76998, April 9, 2024 9:54 am ET
by oblongpeepee of sg
i often ponder
if i should quit on grammar
me choosed correct yay
Haiku # 76997, April 9, 2024 9:53 am ET
by oblongpeepee of sg
Inspiration gone
Imagination sucked dry
Waiting for the rain
Haiku # 76996, April 9, 2024 9:52 am ET
by katongking of Sg
pee always be like
no rush take your time ill wait
a sudden puddle
Haiku # 76995, April 9, 2024 9:50 am ET
by oblongpeepee
I have to confess
Oblongpeepee's my daughter
She has my talents.
Haiku # 76994, April 9, 2024 9:48 am ET
by katongking of Sg
House is filled with kids
Each one insufferable
Do I deserve this?
Haiku # 76993, April 9, 2024 9:47 am ET
by katongking of Sg
A target awaits
Seventy seven thousand
As I churn them out.
Haiku # 76992, April 9, 2024 9:46 am ET
by katongking of Sg
i spy a tissue
in the corner of my eye
this is concerning
Haiku # 76991, April 9, 2024 9:46 am ET
by oblongpeepee
haikus for the soul
are written while i take poops
very satisfied
Haiku # 76990, April 9, 2024 9:42 am ET
by oblongpeepee
darkest poetry
total eclipse of the art
as i moon the sun
Haiku # 76989, April 9, 2024 8:41 am ET
by ash of pressed ham, anyone?
darkness of my soul
eats me alive as it eats
as I cry and cry
Haiku # 76988, April 7, 2024 2:01 am ET
by darkness master of the void
two thousand years on
middle eastern clusterfuck
continues to grind
Haiku # 76987, April 6, 2024 11:24 pm ET
by ash of let god sort 'em out, but very slowly
The haiku-demons
They return, to possess me
No-- not THAT . . . no-- AIEEE !!!!!
Haiku # 76986, April 6, 2024 8:47 pm ET
by Lyrical Frothings of Convulsive Spasmodic Creation
My haiku power
Shall blacken their dread hour;
Worldlings shall cower.
Haiku # 76985, April 6, 2024 8:43 pm ET
by All-knowing Omnipotence of Magnificence
It shall be released
From the Pit of all Darkness:
The miasma-cloud.
Haiku # 76984, April 6, 2024 8:36 pm ET
by Blackness of Egyptian Night
It's a sign, oh Lord:
Yea, the SUN shall be darkened...
And Darth shall break wind.
Haiku # 76983, April 6, 2024 8:33 pm ET
by Astronomical Comical of Gastronomical
All living creatures
Simultaneously fart
blocking the sun’s rays
Haiku # 76982, April 6, 2024 7:28 pm ET
by Noticer of Flatulations 24:07 Trump Bible
Madame Blavatsky
Bought herself a vibrator...
Sophistry spasmed.
Haiku # 76981, April 5, 2024 6:45 pm ET
by Veil of Isis Removed
Le Bomb was set up
And the era still goes on
Such a long ash time
Haiku # 76980, April 3, 2024 11:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Haiku-ville
Grasping my dark spud;
The earth full of life and light--
Have you seen my hands?!
Haiku # 76979, April 3, 2024 4:49 pm ET
by Mr. Potato Head, Lord and King of Chatbots
Grasping the dark earth

My hands full of light and life

Have you seen my spuds?!
Haiku # 76978, April 3, 2024 12:11 pm ET
by Griffin of Nuneaton
We control your base
Your Easter belong to us.
Now we make the spring.
Haiku # 76977, April 2, 2024 3:28 pm ET
by But Not Downundah
set us up le bomb
the messiah are belong
shining bright above
Haiku # 76976, April 1, 2024 12:11 am ET
by ash of holy wood
Hen was a rooster.
Rooster went looking for chicks.
Cock has a grandma.
Haiku # 76975, March 31, 2024 7:29 pm ET
by Happy Hen-house of Fox News Inc.
It has arisen!
on the most holiest day
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 76974, March 31, 2024 6:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Christ is indeed KING.
And Israel is not special.
Let the tables turn.
Haiku # 76973, March 31, 2024 4:47 pm ET
by Another Ex-zionist Who is Sick of it All
Christ is King these say
We can't say but who are they
Happy Easter, fam
Haiku # 76972, March 31, 2024 3:34 pm ET
by Mox
Thanks, +
Haiku # 76971, March 30, 2024 9:54 pm ET
by Frbetler of Romania
Easter is coming...
But every day is "Easter".
(Kiss my Christian ass).
Haiku # 76970, March 28, 2024 8:07 pm ET
by Forgive Me, Lord of Heaven Above
lucky break, sinners
all god's eggs in one basket
shelling out for us
Haiku # 76969, March 28, 2024 7:47 am ET
by ash of what's so good about that friday from jesus' point of view?
Why did I write this?
Why did Grandma poop right there?
Why did you read this?
Haiku # 76968, March 27, 2024 11:24 pm ET
by Vinnie in real life of Fairless hills
Waiting for strangers
I should be doing homework
They are really late
Haiku # 76967, March 27, 2024 10:46 am ET
by Still Waiting of The welcome center
Combine the two words:
Domination/Submission.
They spell DOMITIAN.
Haiku # 76966, March 24, 2024 7:40 am ET
by CAPITALS of Flavian Dynasty
history on repeat
the modern caligula
reveres clothes horses
Haiku # 76965, March 24, 2024 12:14 am ET
by ash
Dawn. Sunconsciously
I face the rising new day
Solar haiku. Light.
Haiku # 76964, March 21, 2024 8:56 pm ET
by Sunny of One So True
Nintendo dreamer
I see tetris pieces come
Down sunconciously
Haiku # 76963, March 21, 2024 5:40 pm ET
by Vhs
Nihilists unite!
Nothing is really something
That's worth defending.
Haiku # 76962, March 20, 2024 10:26 pm ET
by Eternal Recurrence of Revaluation
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