Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 22 Days and 77403 Haiku later...

I'll have you know that
The Singapore Sling is bad
Don't waste your money.
Haiku # 77017, April 10, 2024 9:27 am ET
by katongking of Sg
My haiku found you.
The words now enter your soul
And I possess you.
Haiku # 77016, April 9, 2024 8:43 pm ET
by But you are worth it of all the readers in the universe
Roses they are red
Violets they tend to be blue
Sugar is sweet--damn.
Haiku # 77015, April 9, 2024 8:40 pm ET
by Give Me Back My Syllable
Time ta git DOWN. Unh.
Time ta move yo haiku THANG.
Oh yes child. Woo woo...
Haiku # 77014, April 9, 2024 8:36 pm ET
by 1970s Funk gets hold of that HAIKU BEAT, hah!
A Singapore sling
For my broken haiku thing:
Tis' of thee I sing!
Haiku # 77013, April 9, 2024 8:31 pm ET
by Strike the Gong of King Konggggggggggg
Darth goes Singapore!
Or are you real, my new friends
Here at Bad Haiku?
Haiku # 77012, April 9, 2024 8:28 pm ET
by Katingkong of Gs
"Scratch again" he says
For the fourteenth time tonight!
No fingernails left...
Haiku # 77011, April 9, 2024 10:52 am ET
by katongking of Sg
She tries so hard to compose
While losing her composure
She such a poser.
Haiku # 77010, April 9, 2024 10:38 am ET
by katongking of Sg
Justicebestservedcold,
(Had to kill a syllable)
Are you in much pain?
Haiku # 77009, April 9, 2024 10:36 am ET
by katongking of Sg
A twixt in the tale
A random bystander or ...
Someone familiar?
Haiku # 77008, April 9, 2024 10:33 am ET
by katongking of Sg
ah ah ah ah ah
ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
ah ah ah ah ... ... ... HA!
Haiku # 77007, April 9, 2024 10:30 am ET
by justiceisbestservedcold of NONNNNNNNNOO
I am curious
of OblongPeePee's story
Betwixt KatongKing
Haiku # 77006, April 9, 2024 10:25 am ET
by SuddenJumpScare! of Malaysia
We bid her adieu
We shall miss her thrilling tales
Of unplanned urine
Haiku # 77005, April 9, 2024 10:20 am ET
by katongking of Sg
Oblongpeepee says
So long to ye, my work's done
Gotta pee now, ta!
Haiku # 77004, April 9, 2024 10:15 am ET
by katongking of Sg
succussfully done
a fourteen minute journey
ends here bye bye gang
Haiku # 77003, April 9, 2024 10:02 am ET
by oblongpeepee
Such terrible verse
My fertile mind makes garbage
Flies circling above
Haiku # 77002, April 9, 2024 10:01 am ET
by katongking of Sg
Oh she finally found my
Haiku treasure trove
Can't I delete these?
Haiku # 77001, April 9, 2024 10:00 am ET
by katongking of Sg
the final countdown
happily concludes at last
i can die happy
Haiku # 77000, April 9, 2024 9:56 am ET
by oblongpeepee
Sat broken hearted
Waiting for the poop to fall
Drops stick in my crack.
Haiku # 76999, April 9, 2024 9:55 am ET
by katongking of Sg
i am just yapping
to seventy seven k
victory awaits me
Haiku # 76998, April 9, 2024 9:54 am ET
by oblongpeepee of sg
i often ponder
if i should quit on grammar
me choosed correct yay
Haiku # 76997, April 9, 2024 9:53 am ET
by oblongpeepee of sg
Inspiration gone
Imagination sucked dry
Waiting for the rain
Haiku # 76996, April 9, 2024 9:52 am ET
by katongking of Sg
pee always be like
no rush take your time ill wait
a sudden puddle
Haiku # 76995, April 9, 2024 9:50 am ET
by oblongpeepee
I have to confess
Oblongpeepee's my daughter
She has my talents.
Haiku # 76994, April 9, 2024 9:48 am ET
by katongking of Sg
House is filled with kids
Each one insufferable
Do I deserve this?
Haiku # 76993, April 9, 2024 9:47 am ET
by katongking of Sg
A target awaits
Seventy seven thousand
As I churn them out.
Haiku # 76992, April 9, 2024 9:46 am ET
by katongking of Sg
i spy a tissue
in the corner of my eye
this is concerning
Haiku # 76991, April 9, 2024 9:46 am ET
by oblongpeepee
haikus for the soul
are written while i take poops
very satisfied
Haiku # 76990, April 9, 2024 9:42 am ET
by oblongpeepee
darkest poetry
total eclipse of the art
as i moon the sun
Haiku # 76989, April 9, 2024 8:41 am ET
by ash of pressed ham, anyone?
darkness of my soul
eats me alive as it eats
as I cry and cry
Haiku # 76988, April 7, 2024 2:01 am ET
by darkness master of the void
two thousand years on
middle eastern clusterfuck
continues to grind
Haiku # 76987, April 6, 2024 11:24 pm ET
by ash of let god sort 'em out, but very slowly
The haiku-demons
They return, to possess me
No-- not THAT . . . no-- AIEEE !!!!!
Haiku # 76986, April 6, 2024 8:47 pm ET
by Lyrical Frothings of Convulsive Spasmodic Creation
My haiku power
Shall blacken their dread hour;
Worldlings shall cower.
Haiku # 76985, April 6, 2024 8:43 pm ET
by All-knowing Omnipotence of Magnificence
It shall be released
From the Pit of all Darkness:
The miasma-cloud.
Haiku # 76984, April 6, 2024 8:36 pm ET
by Blackness of Egyptian Night
It's a sign, oh Lord:
Yea, the SUN shall be darkened...
And Darth shall break wind.
Haiku # 76983, April 6, 2024 8:33 pm ET
by Astronomical Comical of Gastronomical
All living creatures
Simultaneously fart
blocking the sun’s rays
Haiku # 76982, April 6, 2024 7:28 pm ET
by Noticer of Flatulations 24:07 Trump Bible
Madame Blavatsky
Bought herself a vibrator...
Sophistry spasmed.
Haiku # 76981, April 5, 2024 6:45 pm ET
by Veil of Isis Removed
Le Bomb was set up
And the era still goes on
Such a long ash time
Haiku # 76980, April 3, 2024 11:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Haiku-ville
Grasping my dark spud;
The earth full of life and light--
Have you seen my hands?!
Haiku # 76979, April 3, 2024 4:49 pm ET
by Mr. Potato Head, Lord and King of Chatbots
Grasping the dark earth

My hands full of light and life

Have you seen my spuds?!
Haiku # 76978, April 3, 2024 12:11 pm ET
by Griffin of Nuneaton
We control your base
Your Easter belong to us.
Now we make the spring.
Haiku # 76977, April 2, 2024 3:28 pm ET
by But Not Downundah
set us up le bomb
the messiah are belong
shining bright above
Haiku # 76976, April 1, 2024 12:11 am ET
by ash of holy wood
Hen was a rooster.
Rooster went looking for chicks.
Cock has a grandma.
Haiku # 76975, March 31, 2024 7:29 pm ET
by Happy Hen-house of Fox News Inc.
It has arisen!
on the most holiest day
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 76974, March 31, 2024 6:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Christ is indeed KING.
And Israel is not special.
Let the tables turn.
Haiku # 76973, March 31, 2024 4:47 pm ET
by Another Ex-zionist Who is Sick of it All
Christ is King these say
We can't say but who are they
Happy Easter, fam
Haiku # 76972, March 31, 2024 3:34 pm ET
by Mox
Thanks, +
Haiku # 76971, March 30, 2024 9:54 pm ET
by Frbetler of Romania
Easter is coming...
But every day is "Easter".
(Kiss my Christian ass).
Haiku # 76970, March 28, 2024 8:07 pm ET
by Forgive Me, Lord of Heaven Above
lucky break, sinners
all god's eggs in one basket
shelling out for us
Haiku # 76969, March 28, 2024 7:47 am ET
by ash of what's so good about that friday from jesus' point of view?
Why did I write this?
Why did Grandma poop right there?
Why did you read this?
Haiku # 76968, March 27, 2024 11:24 pm ET
by Vinnie in real life of Fairless hills
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