Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 190 Days and 77102 Haiku later...

Now I'll mess with you.
Now comes my lyrical coup:
Now I write haiku.
Haiku # 77064, May 5, 2024 2:13 pm ET
by Generalissimo Francisco Franco of Haiku
Some club/house dance thing.
The damn slash went to wrong spot,
Like a bad assault.
Haiku # 77063, May 5, 2024 1:02 pm ET
by Ossifer Ossifer of It was tha 90s I'm Sorry
Pump up tha volume
Play some song from tha 90s
Some/clubhouse dance thing...
Haiku # 77062, May 4, 2024 3:31 pm ET
by Marky Mark of Black Box
poet rap party
pump up the volume and bass
haiku haiku hai!
Haiku # 77061, May 4, 2024 3:39 am ET
by ash of short tracks only need apply
Just dad and daughter
Bad haiku-ing back and forth
Building bonds online
Haiku # 77060, May 3, 2024 4:34 am ET
by katongking of Sg
Ahem, please ignore that.
Most certainly not a bot.
Bored out of my skull.
Haiku # 77059, May 3, 2024 4:32 am ET
by katongking of Sg
I'm not a chatbot
How can I prove it to you?
Sha... ERROR ERROR
Haiku # 77058, May 3, 2024 4:29 am ET
by katongking of Sg
Katong king is Darth.
The "daughter" is also Darth.
They are both chatbots.
Haiku # 77057, May 2, 2024 10:17 pm ET
by Prove Me Wrong of Janis
I say haiku sucks.
And so do you. Your verse sucks.
So, in short, you suck.
Haiku # 77056, May 2, 2024 9:14 pm ET
by Thank You of You're Welcome
Mellie: she was good.
That Aussie haiku poet...
What became of her?
Haiku # 77055, May 2, 2024 3:32 pm ET
by Nostalgia of Australia
With that established
Let the proceedings commence
Unleash the haiku.
Haiku # 77054, May 2, 2024 9:03 am ET
by katongking of Sg
I hereby confirm
That katongking's my papa
I'm peeing right now
Haiku # 77053, May 2, 2024 8:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello everyone
This is oblongpeepee's dad
She's back. So am I.
Haiku # 77052, May 2, 2024 8:37 am ET
by katongking of Sg
oblongpeepee's back!
go to april ninth to see
where this tale began...
Haiku # 77051, May 2, 2024 8:34 am ET
by oblongpeepee
Feisty albatross
So stunningly super-brave
Great bird of burden
Haiku # 77049, April 30, 2024 2:35 am ET
by Recite Shahada of Zion
Those PLO scarves
Truly make me want to cringe.
Intifada-lite...
Haiku # 77048, April 28, 2024 6:38 pm ET
by Fist Raised in the Air of Uninformed U.
i procrastinate
when i have time alone not
knowing how much left
Haiku # 77047, April 27, 2024 12:13 pm ET
by vhs
the world has gone in
a state of hissy fit on
reality vs what?
Haiku # 77046, April 27, 2024 12:11 pm ET
by vhs
No one has been here--
Only haiku phantasms.
I, too, am a ghost...
Haiku # 77045, April 26, 2024 11:57 pm ET
by Noticer of Underworld
what are fake haiku?
fake haiku are spam adverts
pushing some bullshit
Haiku # 77044, April 24, 2024 7:34 am ET
by ash of shopportunity pox
NPR is fake.
Fake and gay propaganda.
It is also fake.
Haiku # 77042, April 21, 2024 7:20 pm ET
by You Are Welcome For This Gift of Truth
I too start to live
When bad haiku starts flowing.
My soul starts glowing!
Haiku # 77041, April 21, 2024 5:35 pm ET
by In the Dark of Phosphorescence
poetic brain dance
the cadence of bad haiku
pumps up my cortex
Haiku # 77040, April 21, 2024 8:39 am ET
by ash of intracranial pressure monitoring
Sex: over-rated.
Romance over-rated too...
But haiku is HOT.
Haiku # 77039, April 20, 2024 9:35 pm ET
by Heights of Syllabic Excitation
when i reminisce
romance seems over-rated
but great sex endures
Haiku # 77038, April 20, 2024 8:37 am ET
by ash of la petite mortician's assistant
I ask her out and
Away she shies. Her rose blouse
Falls from her shoulder
Haiku # 77037, April 19, 2024 7:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Flirtsville
April brought flowers
but Larry brought snails. Now he’s
alone forever.
Haiku # 77036, April 19, 2024 7:00 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Ils ne sont pas en France
Japan's phallus-fest:
A "members-only" affair...
(those in good standing).
Haiku # 77035, April 16, 2024 8:34 pm ET
by Hard to Watch of Kanamara
Magnificent spring!
Breaking forth of fresh green buds;
Mighty breaking wind...
Haiku # 77034, April 15, 2024 10:27 am ET
by Windbreakers on Sale of All Major Brands
Keep your lubricant.
Get your fingers off my butt,
Haiku deviant.
Haiku # 77033, April 13, 2024 1:04 pm ET
by Digital Dimwit of Your Mother
Robinson Crusoe
Taught the Gospel to Friday
Saturday, Sunday
Haiku # 77032, April 13, 2024 1:02 pm ET
by Ibn Batuta of Stranded
Pimple on your butt.
Under my bold fingertip
now lubricant film.
Haiku # 77031, April 12, 2024 5:45 am ET
by Julian H
Sing of Singapore:
Great Malay peninsula!
The lion City.
Haiku # 77030, April 11, 2024 5:02 pm ET
by Kaching Chong of Ch
Sorry, dear readers
Nicole B. was not "bludgeoned",
but haikued to death.
Haiku # 77029, April 11, 2024 4:57 pm ET
by Serious Syllabic Retribution For Misjustice of Carriage
Gentle spring blossoms
After the midnight showers;
Then Nicole's stab wounds.
Haiku # 77028, April 11, 2024 4:54 pm ET
by Oriental Esthetics of Murder
OJ threw pigskin!
OJ bludgeoned his girlfriend!
OJ had square jaw!
Haiku # 77027, April 11, 2024 4:50 pm ET
by Oh Jay can you Jee by the Jawn's Early Light
It's POETRY MONTH!
Let us compose some verses
Worthy of curses.
Haiku # 77026, April 11, 2024 4:48 pm ET
by Blessed Wellsprings of Inspiration from the Muses
That dead Orange Juice...
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
OJ got squeezed out.
Haiku # 77025, April 11, 2024 4:45 pm ET
by Fresh Nicole Nectar of Slick Attorneys Club
O J Simpson dead
Great football player for sure
Terrible human
Haiku # 77024, April 11, 2024 1:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I see the name mox
the past of periphery
stumbles into view
Haiku # 77023, April 11, 2024 9:41 am ET
by Janis of Tide's ceaseless return
A shadow lover
Chasing eclipses with friends
Clouds swallow the sky
Haiku # 77022, April 11, 2024 9:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
when you insult it
poetry is nonchalant
because it's so bad
Haiku # 77021, April 11, 2024 8:20 am ET
by ash of you know it
Poetry is lame.
I'm so sick of poetry.
Above all, haiku.
Haiku # 77020, April 10, 2024 10:43 pm ET
by Mr. Negative of Basho Sucks so do the others. So boring.
I keep forgetting
This place exists and it may
Long after,I'm gone
Haiku # 77019, April 10, 2024 8:29 pm ET
by Mox
It's the worst cocktail
It's embarrassing to be
Associated.
Haiku # 77018, April 10, 2024 9:32 am ET
by katongking of Sg
I'll have you know that
The Singapore Sling is bad
Don't waste your money.
Haiku # 77017, April 10, 2024 9:27 am ET
by katongking of Sg
My haiku found you.
The words now enter your soul
And I possess you.
Haiku # 77016, April 9, 2024 8:43 pm ET
by But you are worth it of all the readers in the universe
Roses they are red
Violets they tend to be blue
Sugar is sweet--damn.
Haiku # 77015, April 9, 2024 8:40 pm ET
by Give Me Back My Syllable
Time ta git DOWN. Unh.
Time ta move yo haiku THANG.
Oh yes child. Woo woo...
Haiku # 77014, April 9, 2024 8:36 pm ET
by 1970s Funk gets hold of that HAIKU BEAT, hah!
A Singapore sling
For my broken haiku thing:
Tis' of thee I sing!
Haiku # 77013, April 9, 2024 8:31 pm ET
by Strike the Gong of King Konggggggggggg
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