Now I'll mess with you.
Now comes my lyrical coup:
Now I write haiku.
by Generalissimo Francisco Franco of Haiku
Some club/house dance thing.
The damn slash went to wrong spot,
Like a bad assault.
by Ossifer Ossifer of It was tha 90s I'm Sorry
Pump up tha volume
Play some song from tha 90s
Some/clubhouse dance thing...
by Marky Mark of Black Box
poet rap party
pump up the volume and bass
haiku haiku hai!
by ash of short tracks only need apply
Just dad and daughter
Bad haiku-ing back and forth
Building bonds online
by katongking of Sg
Ahem, please ignore that.
Most certainly not a bot.
Bored out of my skull.
by katongking of Sg
I'm not a chatbot
How can I prove it to you?
Sha... ERROR ERROR
by katongking of Sg
Katong king is Darth.
The "daughter" is also Darth.
They are both chatbots.
by Prove Me Wrong of Janis
I say haiku sucks.
And so do you. Your verse sucks.
So, in short, you suck.
by Thank You of You're Welcome
Mellie: she was good.
That Aussie haiku poet...
What became of her?
by Nostalgia of Australia
With that established
Let the proceedings commence
Unleash the haiku.
by katongking of Sg
I hereby confirm
That katongking's my papa
I'm peeing right now
by Anonymous Poet
Hello everyone
This is oblongpeepee's dad
She's back. So am I.
by katongking of Sg
oblongpeepee's back!
go to april ninth to see
where this tale began...
by oblongpeepee
Feisty albatross
So stunningly super-brave
Great bird of burden
by Recite Shahada of Zion
Those PLO scarves
Truly make me want to cringe.
Intifada-lite...
by Fist Raised in the Air of Uninformed U.
i procrastinate
when i have time alone not
knowing how much left
by vhs
the world has gone in
a state of hissy fit on
reality vs what?
by vhs
No one has been here--
Only haiku phantasms.
I, too, am a ghost...
by Noticer of Underworld
what are fake haiku?
fake haiku are spam adverts
pushing some bullshit
by ash of shopportunity pox
NPR is fake.
Fake and gay propaganda.
It is also fake.
by You Are Welcome For This Gift of Truth
I too start to live
When bad haiku starts flowing.
My soul starts glowing!
by In the Dark of Phosphorescence
poetic brain dance
the cadence of bad haiku
pumps up my cortex
by ash of intracranial pressure monitoring
Sex: over-rated.
Romance over-rated too...
But haiku is HOT.
by Heights of Syllabic Excitation
when i reminisce
romance seems over-rated
but great sex endures
by ash of la petite mortician's assistant
I ask her out and
Away she shies. Her rose blouse
Falls from her shoulder
by Betty LeBomb of Flirtsville
April brought flowers
but Larry brought snails. Now he’s
alone forever.
by Betty LeBomb of Ils ne sont pas en France
Japan's phallus-fest:
A "members-only" affair...
(those in good standing).
by Hard to Watch of Kanamara
Magnificent spring!
Breaking forth of fresh green buds;
Mighty breaking wind...
by Windbreakers on Sale of All Major Brands
Keep your lubricant.
Get your fingers off my butt,
Haiku deviant.
by Digital Dimwit of Your Mother
Robinson Crusoe
Taught the Gospel to Friday
Saturday, Sunday
by Ibn Batuta of Stranded
Pimple on your butt.
Under my bold fingertip
now lubricant film.
by Julian H
Sing of Singapore:
Great Malay peninsula!
The lion City.
by Kaching Chong of Ch
Sorry, dear readers
Nicole B. was not "bludgeoned",
but haikued to death.
by Serious Syllabic Retribution For Misjustice of Carriage
Gentle spring blossoms
After the midnight showers;
Then Nicole's stab wounds.
by Oriental Esthetics of Murder
OJ threw pigskin!
OJ bludgeoned his girlfriend!
OJ had square jaw!
by Oh Jay can you Jee by the Jawn's Early Light
It's POETRY MONTH!
Let us compose some verses
Worthy of curses.
by Blessed Wellsprings of Inspiration from the Muses
That dead Orange Juice...
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
OJ got squeezed out.
by Fresh Nicole Nectar of Slick Attorneys Club
O J Simpson dead
Great football player for sure
Terrible human
by Anonymous Poet
I see the name mox
the past of periphery
stumbles into view
by Janis of Tide's ceaseless return
A shadow lover
Chasing eclipses with friends
Clouds swallow the sky
by Anonymous Poet
when you insult it
poetry is nonchalant
because it's so bad
by ash of you know it
Poetry is lame.
I'm so sick of poetry.
Above all, haiku.
by Mr. Negative of Basho Sucks so do the others. So boring.
I keep forgetting
This place exists and it may
Long after,I'm gone
by Mox
It's the worst cocktail
It's embarrassing to be
Associated.
by katongking of Sg
I'll have you know that
The Singapore Sling is bad
Don't waste your money.
by katongking of Sg
My haiku found you.
The words now enter your soul
And I possess you.
by But you are worth it of all the readers in the universe
Roses they are red
Violets they tend to be blue
Sugar is sweet--damn.
by Give Me Back My Syllable
Time ta git DOWN. Unh.
Time ta move yo haiku THANG.
Oh yes child. Woo woo...
by 1970s Funk gets hold of that HAIKU BEAT, hah!
A Singapore sling
For my broken haiku thing:
Tis' of thee I sing!
by Strike the Gong of King Konggggggggggg
