Far-right ex-TWEE-mist.
Everyone is so ex-TWEEM.
Everyone but ME.
by Good Little Person of Listening to MSM
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans
by Alumintah of Russia
That was the old me
Sober me has erased you
Thanks EMDR
by Betty LeBomb
As for the good news
I no longer fear cold drink
Just sobriety
by Betty LeBomb
They got so far up
there inside my tooth my nose
Literally itched
by Betty LeBomb
Life’s rites of passage
Unfortunately includes
Today’s root canal
by Betty LeBomb
Weather flu season
I have been well seasoned and
Now I'm sick of it
by Moxie
Highway 3 oh 2:
Yessah, runs right to Bridgton.
Takes you right thay-uh.
by Wicked Downeast of Finestkind
The way is not the
Way. So some say so what way
Is the old highway
by Vhs
I'm almost ashamed
Of my last seven haikus...
But actually not.
by Not Ash of Shamed
the paradox is
in a transcendent moment
you can't realise
by ash of kant touch this
haiku is the bomb
you know where i'm coming from
bashomatic-com
land of rising rhyme
kawai and yet so sublime
cyber-seiko time!
ain't kansas toto
feel the throb of my koto
smile and v... photo
by ash of japarap
Haiku is like ass.
Sometimes clean and powerful.
Sometimes stinks like shit.
by Basho of Your Mama-san
Yes, we will crush you.
We will CRUSH you with haiku.
And so, you are crushed.
by Orange Crush of Got a Krush on U
One-world government.
One world government. One world.
Global government.
by Kiss My Non-compliance of Kredit Skore
Haiku is freedom
and freedom is slavery.
AI: kiss my ass.
by Artificial Asstroturf of Greener Pastures
Was Pinochet wrong
To give helicopter rides?
Answer me, you DOLT.
by Milton Friedman of Eekonomics
If JAH is for us
Then who can be against us,
I man ask u dat.
by Bronze Age Theology of RASTAFARI
When he wins, he'll lose.
Media will make sure of that.
It's a losing win...
by Betty LeBomb of Flirtsville
Now I'll mess with you.
Now comes my lyrical coup:
Now I write haiku.
by Generalissimo Francisco Franco of Haiku
Some club/house dance thing.
The damn slash went to wrong spot,
Like a bad assault.
by Ossifer Ossifer of It was tha 90s I'm Sorry
Pump up tha volume
Play some song from tha 90s
Some/clubhouse dance thing...
by Marky Mark of Black Box
poet rap party
pump up the volume and bass
haiku haiku hai!
by ash of short tracks only need apply
Just dad and daughter
Bad haiku-ing back and forth
Building bonds online
by katongking of Sg
Ahem, please ignore that.
Most certainly not a bot.
Bored out of my skull.
by katongking of Sg
I'm not a chatbot
How can I prove it to you?
Sha... ERROR ERROR
by katongking of Sg
Katong king is Darth.
The "daughter" is also Darth.
They are both chatbots.
by Prove Me Wrong of Janis
I say haiku sucks.
And so do you. Your verse sucks.
So, in short, you suck.
by Thank You of You're Welcome
Mellie: she was good.
That Aussie haiku poet...
What became of her?
by Nostalgia of Australia
With that established
Let the proceedings commence
Unleash the haiku.
by katongking of Sg
I hereby confirm
That katongking's my papa
I'm peeing right now
by Anonymous Poet
Hello everyone
This is oblongpeepee's dad
She's back. So am I.
by katongking of Sg
oblongpeepee's back!
go to april ninth to see
where this tale began...
by oblongpeepee
Feisty albatross
So stunningly super-brave
Great bird of burden
by Recite Shahada of Zion
Those PLO scarves
Truly make me want to cringe.
Intifada-lite...
by Fist Raised in the Air of Uninformed U.
i procrastinate
when i have time alone not
knowing how much left
by vhs
the world has gone in
a state of hissy fit on
reality vs what?
by vhs
No one has been here--
Only haiku phantasms.
I, too, am a ghost...
by Noticer of Underworld
what are fake haiku?
fake haiku are spam adverts
pushing some bullshit
by ash of shopportunity pox
NPR is fake.
Fake and gay propaganda.
It is also fake.
by You Are Welcome For This Gift of Truth
I too start to live
When bad haiku starts flowing.
My soul starts glowing!
by In the Dark of Phosphorescence
poetic brain dance
the cadence of bad haiku
pumps up my cortex
by ash of intracranial pressure monitoring
Sex: over-rated.
Romance over-rated too...
But haiku is HOT.
by Heights of Syllabic Excitation
when i reminisce
romance seems over-rated
but great sex endures
by ash of la petite mortician's assistant
I ask her out and
Away she shies. Her rose blouse
Falls from her shoulder
by Betty LeBomb of Flirtsville
April brought flowers
but Larry brought snails. Now he’s
alone forever.
by Betty LeBomb of Ils ne sont pas en France
Japan's phallus-fest:
A "members-only" affair...
(those in good standing).
by Hard to Watch of Kanamara
Magnificent spring!
Breaking forth of fresh green buds;
Mighty breaking wind...
by Windbreakers on Sale of All Major Brands
Keep your lubricant.
Get your fingers off my butt,
Haiku deviant.
by Digital Dimwit of Your Mother
Robinson Crusoe
Taught the Gospel to Friday
Saturday, Sunday
by Ibn Batuta of Stranded
