Mother's Day over.
So sexist and cisgender.
Grandcock has a ma.
by Rooster  of Roster 
 
			
Where's my damn mukluk?
It's out in the kayak, dear . . .
More seal blubber, mom!
by Igloo Sitcom of The Great North 
 
			
Haiku surrounds me
with no where to go... lost in
the mighty tundra
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
Was it long ago?
Or maybe painfully slow
root canal verses?
by Betty LeBomb of Haiku Chair 
 
			
Long ago Nippress
And Ash were here
Loving Zabadooey, remember?
by iamapoetnow of Over There 
 
			
Stiff turn to the left
tips over her fifth stiff drink
Grandma has a cock
by Betty LeBomb of Mother's Day Dinner 
 
			
Say there old fella,
That's quite a bobtail you've got.
Well I'll be -- gee whiz.
by Guy with Vitalis in his Hair  of 1943 
 
			
A narcissist here…
Some narcissists over there!
They’re everywhere!
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
Relax Marjorie 
The nation is in good hands
Until November
by J Johnson
 
			
Far-right ex-TWEE-mist.
Everyone is so ex-TWEEM.
Everyone but ME.
by Good Little Person of Listening to MSM 
 
			
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans
by Alumintah of Russia 
 
			
That was the old me
Sober me has erased you
Thanks EMDR
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
As for the good news
I no longer fear cold drink
Just sobriety
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
They got so far up
there inside my tooth my nose
Literally itched
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
Life’s rites of passage
Unfortunately includes
Today’s root canal
by Betty LeBomb
 
			
Weather flu season
I have been well seasoned and
Now I'm sick of it
by Moxie
 
			
Highway 3 oh 2:
Yessah, runs right to Bridgton.
Takes you right thay-uh.
by Wicked Downeast of Finestkind 
 
			
The way is not the
Way.  So some say so what way
Is the old highway
by Vhs
 
			
I'm almost ashamed
Of my last seven haikus...
But actually not.
by Not Ash of Shamed 
 
			
the paradox is
in a transcendent moment
you can't realise
by ash of kant touch this 
 
			
haiku is the bomb
you know where i'm coming from
bashomatic-com
land of rising rhyme
kawai and yet so sublime
cyber-seiko time!
ain't kansas toto
feel the throb of my koto
smile and v... photo
by ash of japarap 
 
			
Haiku is like ass.
Sometimes clean and powerful.
Sometimes stinks like shit.
by Basho  of Your Mama-san 
 
			
Yes, we will crush you.
We will CRUSH you with haiku.
And so, you are crushed.
by Orange Crush of Got a Krush on U 
 
			
One-world government.
One world government. One world.
Global government.
by Kiss My Non-compliance of Kredit Skore 
 
			
Haiku is freedom
and freedom is slavery.
AI: kiss my ass.
by Artificial Asstroturf of Greener Pastures 
 
			
Was Pinochet wrong
To give helicopter rides?
Answer me, you DOLT.
by Milton Friedman of Eekonomics 
 
			
If JAH is for us
Then who can be against us,
I man ask u dat.
by Bronze Age Theology of RASTAFARI 
 
			
When he wins, he'll lose.
Media will make sure of that.
It's a losing win...
by Betty LeBomb of Flirtsville 
 
			
Now I'll mess with you.
Now comes my lyrical coup:
Now I write haiku.
by Generalissimo Francisco Franco of Haiku 
 
			
Some club/house dance thing.
The damn slash went to wrong spot,
Like a bad assault.
by Ossifer Ossifer of It was tha 90s I'm Sorry 
 
			
Pump up tha volume
Play some song from tha 90s
Some/clubhouse dance thing...
by Marky Mark of Black Box 
 
			
poet rap party
pump up the volume and bass
haiku haiku hai!
by ash of short tracks only need apply 
 
			
Just dad and daughter
Bad haiku-ing back and forth
Building bonds online
by katongking of Sg 
 
			
Ahem, please ignore that.
Most certainly not a bot. 
Bored out of my skull.
by katongking of Sg 
 
			
I'm not a chatbot
How can I prove it to you? 
Sha... ERROR ERROR
by katongking of Sg 
 
			
Katong king is Darth.
The "daughter" is also Darth.
They are both chatbots.
by Prove Me Wrong of Janis 
 
			
I say haiku sucks.
And so do you. Your verse sucks.
So, in short, you suck.
by Thank You of You're Welcome 
 
			
Mellie: she was good.
That Aussie haiku poet...
What became of her?
by Nostalgia of Australia 
 
			
With that established
Let the proceedings commence
Unleash the haiku.
by katongking of Sg 
 
			
I hereby confirm
That katongking's my papa
I'm peeing right now
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Hello everyone
This is oblongpeepee's dad
She's back. So am I.
by katongking of Sg 
 
			
oblongpeepee's back!
go to april ninth to see
where this tale began...
by oblongpeepee
 
			
Feisty albatross
So stunningly super-brave
Great bird of burden
by Recite Shahada of Zion 
 
			
Those PLO scarves
Truly make me want to cringe.
Intifada-lite...
by Fist Raised in the Air of Uninformed U. 
 
			
i procrastinate
when i have time alone not
knowing how much left
by vhs
 
			
the world has gone in
a state of hissy fit on
reality vs what?
by vhs
 
			
No one has been here--
Only haiku phantasms.
I, too, am a ghost...
by Noticer of Underworld 
 
			
what are fake haiku?
fake haiku are spam adverts
pushing some bullshit
by ash of shopportunity pox 
 
			
NPR is fake.
Fake and gay propaganda.
It is also fake.
by You Are Welcome For This Gift of Truth 
 
			
I too start to live
When bad haiku starts flowing.
My soul starts glowing!
by In the Dark of Phosphorescence