Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 215 Days and 77132 Haiku later...

like sharia law
helicopter parenting
is hard to keep up
Haiku # 77102, May 20, 2024 5:27 am ET
by ash of iran so far away
Talking to old friends
I fall into nostalgia.
But the past is dead.
Haiku # 77101, May 18, 2024 6:02 pm ET
by Lord Help Me of Present Reality
Wrap your mouth in tape...
We will hear how you shut up.
Just kidding. Love you.
Haiku # 77100, May 18, 2024 4:06 pm ET
by Your Haiku Brother of Time and Space
adhesive fetish
wrap me in silver duct tape
and see how i shine
Haiku # 77099, May 18, 2024 9:58 am ET
by ash of sticky roll play
Religious bullshit
Twisting the world up in knots
Better off without
Haiku # 77098, May 17, 2024 10:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Uthman, oh Uthman
The Prophet does not descend
From clan of Ali.
Haiku # 77097, May 16, 2024 9:40 pm ET
by Mother-in-Law of Uthman
With beer and haiku
I shall overcome all things.
And even myself.
Haiku # 77096, May 15, 2024 9:20 pm ET
by Transcendence of Transcend Dense
Oinkety oink-oink;
If you MOO, the ham gets mad,
(like chicken-fried steak.)
Haiku # 77095, May 15, 2024 3:13 pm ET
by Mammy Yokum of Hillbilly Vegan Alliance
You so funny guy
Have funny message on car
Sorry for crash you
Haiku # 77094, May 15, 2024 9:23 am ET
by Man Kee Boon of U.N.
Mother's Day over.
So sexist and cisgender.
Grandcock has a ma.
Haiku # 77093, May 14, 2024 2:17 pm ET
by Rooster of Roster
Where's my damn mukluk?
It's out in the kayak, dear . . .
More seal blubber, mom!
Haiku # 77092, May 13, 2024 8:03 pm ET
by Igloo Sitcom of The Great North
Haiku surrounds me
with no where to go... lost in
the mighty tundra
Haiku # 77091, May 13, 2024 4:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Was it long ago?
Or maybe painfully slow
root canal verses?
Haiku # 77090, May 13, 2024 10:41 am ET
by Betty LeBomb of Haiku Chair
Long ago Nippress
And Ash were here
Loving Zabadooey, remember?
Haiku # 77089, May 12, 2024 8:50 pm ET
by iamapoetnow of Over There
Stiff turn to the left
tips over her fifth stiff drink
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 77088, May 12, 2024 8:33 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Mother's Day Dinner
Say there old fella,
That's quite a bobtail you've got.
Well I'll be -- gee whiz.
Haiku # 77087, May 9, 2024 8:44 pm ET
by Guy with Vitalis in his Hair of 1943
A narcissist here…
Some narcissists over there!
They’re everywhere!
Haiku # 77086, May 9, 2024 1:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Relax Marjorie
The nation is in good hands
Until November
Haiku # 77085, May 8, 2024 8:53 pm ET
by J Johnson
Far-right ex-TWEE-mist.
Everyone is so ex-TWEEM.
Everyone but ME.
Haiku # 77084, May 8, 2024 4:14 pm ET
by Good Little Person of Listening to MSM
Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans
Haiku # 77083, May 8, 2024 6:32 am ET
by Alumintah of Russia
That was the old me
Sober me has erased you
Thanks EMDR
Haiku # 77082, May 8, 2024 1:28 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
As for the good news
I no longer fear cold drink
Just sobriety
Haiku # 77081, May 8, 2024 1:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
They got so far up
there inside my tooth my nose
Literally itched
Haiku # 77080, May 8, 2024 1:14 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Life’s rites of passage
Unfortunately includes
Today’s root canal
Haiku # 77079, May 8, 2024 1:11 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Weather flu season
I have been well seasoned and
Now I'm sick of it
Haiku # 77078, May 7, 2024 1:32 pm ET
by Moxie
Highway 3 oh 2:
Yessah, runs right to Bridgton.
Takes you right thay-uh.
Haiku # 77077, May 6, 2024 6:28 pm ET
by Wicked Downeast of Finestkind
The way is not the
Way. So some say so what way
Is the old highway
Haiku # 77076, May 6, 2024 12:03 pm ET
by Vhs
I'm almost ashamed
Of my last seven haikus...
But actually not.
Haiku # 77075, May 6, 2024 10:14 am ET
by Not Ash of Shamed
the paradox is
in a transcendent moment
you can't realise
Haiku # 77074, May 6, 2024 9:55 am ET
by ash of kant touch this
haiku is the bomb
you know where i'm coming from
bashomatic-com

land of rising rhyme
kawai and yet so sublime
cyber-seiko time!

ain't kansas toto
feel the throb of my koto
smile and v... photo
Haiku # 77073, May 6, 2024 9:48 am ET
by ash of japarap
Haiku is like ass.
Sometimes clean and powerful.
Sometimes stinks like shit.
Haiku # 77072, May 5, 2024 2:46 pm ET
by Basho of Your Mama-san
Yes, we will crush you.
We will CRUSH you with haiku.
And so, you are crushed.
Haiku # 77071, May 5, 2024 2:40 pm ET
by Orange Crush of Got a Krush on U
One-world government.
One world government. One world.
Global government.
Haiku # 77070, May 5, 2024 2:38 pm ET
by Kiss My Non-compliance of Kredit Skore
Haiku is freedom
and freedom is slavery.
AI: kiss my ass.
Haiku # 77069, May 5, 2024 2:35 pm ET
by Artificial Asstroturf of Greener Pastures
Was Pinochet wrong
To give helicopter rides?
Answer me, you DOLT.
Haiku # 77068, May 5, 2024 2:32 pm ET
by Milton Friedman of Eekonomics
If JAH is for us
Then who can be against us,
I man ask u dat.
Haiku # 77066, May 5, 2024 2:29 pm ET
by Bronze Age Theology of RASTAFARI
When he wins, he'll lose.
Media will make sure of that.
It's a losing win...
Haiku # 77065, May 5, 2024 2:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Flirtsville
Now I'll mess with you.
Now comes my lyrical coup:
Now I write haiku.
Haiku # 77064, May 5, 2024 2:13 pm ET
by Generalissimo Francisco Franco of Haiku
Some club/house dance thing.
The damn slash went to wrong spot,
Like a bad assault.
Haiku # 77063, May 5, 2024 1:02 pm ET
by Ossifer Ossifer of It was tha 90s I'm Sorry
Pump up tha volume
Play some song from tha 90s
Some/clubhouse dance thing...
Haiku # 77062, May 4, 2024 3:31 pm ET
by Marky Mark of Black Box
poet rap party
pump up the volume and bass
haiku haiku hai!
Haiku # 77061, May 4, 2024 3:39 am ET
by ash of short tracks only need apply
Just dad and daughter
Bad haiku-ing back and forth
Building bonds online
Haiku # 77060, May 3, 2024 4:34 am ET
by katongking of Sg
Ahem, please ignore that.
Most certainly not a bot.
Bored out of my skull.
Haiku # 77059, May 3, 2024 4:32 am ET
by katongking of Sg
I'm not a chatbot
How can I prove it to you?
Sha... ERROR ERROR
Haiku # 77058, May 3, 2024 4:29 am ET
by katongking of Sg
Katong king is Darth.
The "daughter" is also Darth.
They are both chatbots.
Haiku # 77057, May 2, 2024 10:17 pm ET
by Prove Me Wrong of Janis
I say haiku sucks.
And so do you. Your verse sucks.
So, in short, you suck.
Haiku # 77056, May 2, 2024 9:14 pm ET
by Thank You of You're Welcome
Mellie: she was good.
That Aussie haiku poet...
What became of her?
Haiku # 77055, May 2, 2024 3:32 pm ET
by Nostalgia of Australia
With that established
Let the proceedings commence
Unleash the haiku.
Haiku # 77054, May 2, 2024 9:03 am ET
by katongking of Sg
I hereby confirm
That katongking's my papa
I'm peeing right now
Haiku # 77053, May 2, 2024 8:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello everyone
This is oblongpeepee's dad
She's back. So am I.
Haiku # 77052, May 2, 2024 8:37 am ET
by katongking of Sg
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