cloudstrike is all wet
but try and stay good humid
when businesses sweat

sad bunch of whingers
reviews on a travel site
privileged morons

Limp tails torn off spines,
Red flows under full moon glow,
Fish guts feline feast

Red cats parade,
Paws unite, comrades at gates,
"Revolution meow!"

Sloping Rooftop Fear
Bad Orange Man Hates Trannies
Pop Pop Head Explode

covid taps the prez
he's been biden his time but...
god sends a message

earmarked for greatness
unless god calls biden home
more thoughts and prayers please

The big events hit
Rosencrantz and gildenstern
Are still quite dead men

I'm going through the
usual clash of my ego
vs society

i submitted some
words on this site even though
i don't see a point

They tried to shoot Joe
'Cause he does not fall enough.
(It was on "Juneteenth")

See big butt. See bug.
See the big bug bite big butt.
Bug bit big butt. Ouch.

near my plea, ali
i don't wish to see big butts
in active sportswear

Nothing to hear here.
Donald lost part of an ear...
Poor victim stood near.

He will rise again!
The fatal head-wound is healed!
I'll vote for the Beast!

only if i could
hear but unthinkable but
becomes history

van gogh can tell you
ear today, gone tomorrow
listen up donald

I had an idea
for a fantastic haiku...
But then forgot it.

I am taking five,
And then I'm taking seven...
Then it's back to five.

well uh just checking
in see if the dinosaur
is just taking five

nihilism donnie
theyre not nazis but i
have no answers fam

you asked me to run
with you on the surf, naked
you carried my pulse

Active nihilism
Is a rational response
To an absurd world.

ash, we've always been
fucked, that's gen x knew too much
i just don't listen

i always had a
lot of contempt for the trap
of nihilism

it doesn't matter
you poor amerikanski
are fucked either way

those who embrace that
jesus thing might be more alive
for death is dead

Your "Dogs Cane Corso" in Moscow
dogs-cane-corso
Needed a last line.

in a perfect world
fluidity of gender
lubricates us all

Your pronouns: plural.
The reason: you are possessed
By many demons.

It's June, month of PRIDE.
Fake rainbows and someone lied.
Smells like something died.

If you name JESUS
You must be killed on the spot.
So that truth can win...

Finally got it:
A Life! and i have moved on
Or so I have said

Oh here's Starkitten
The librarian chatbot
Who is also Darth.

The fear of others come not realizing that those
Who bitch are hiding

They used to think I
Was the biggest cnut here
How times do they change

Jack Frost’s icicle
Frosty the Snowman’s boner
The Iceman cometh

I like your last one,
Great haiku master Moxie.
It smells just like death.

Better read than dead
The haiku said as it stunk to
High hell of the corpse

My precious thoughts go:
"murmur murmur murmur". Then
they become haiku.

Breaking news just in:
Antichrist is a homo!
(Daniel Eleven)

I are haiku verse.
I was wrote a great haikus.
And the world know it.

I'm so moved by this.
I cried and cried and I wept.
Over this haiku.

Calling me a botch?
Girl, you got it coming now...
Finna write haiku.

Manufactured days
Glories on the solstice day
Spray paint that you botch

Why's everything closed?
Is it Memorial Day?
What is going on?

Ur and Julia A:
You have not written haiku.
Please refer to rules.

Wow. It's horrible.
A bunch of REALLY bad haikus.
What have we done?

Bad haikus we have here.
Created by a bunch wierdos online.
*Eye roll. Enjoy them.

Us patients sick.
Always asking for the bills.
They can't fax our fit.

U.S. patients suck
Always asking for the pills
I can't fix your fat