Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 336 Days and 77315 Haiku later...

They tried to shoot Joe
'Cause he does not fall enough.
(It was on "Juneteenth")
Haiku # 77174, July 16, 2024 1:23 pm ET
by But Donald is so much Dangerouser of Dumbocracy
See big butt. See bug.
See the big bug bite big butt.
Bug bit big butt. Ouch.
Haiku # 77173, July 16, 2024 11:09 am ET
by Fun With Dick and Jane
near my plea, ali
i don't wish to see big butts
in active sportswear
Haiku # 77172, July 16, 2024 6:36 am ET
by ash of online shopping
Nothing to hear here.
Donald lost part of an ear...
Poor victim stood near.
Haiku # 77171, July 14, 2024 1:43 pm ET
by But Have No Fear of Antifa Are Queer
He will rise again!
The fatal head-wound is healed!
I'll vote for the Beast!
Haiku # 77170, July 14, 2024 1:32 pm ET
by Auntie Antichrist of Secret Church Service
only if i could
hear but unthinkable but
becomes history
Haiku # 77169, July 14, 2024 1:56 am ET
by jelarr
van gogh can tell you
ear today, gone tomorrow
listen up donald
Haiku # 77168, July 13, 2024 10:35 pm ET
by ash of butler did it
I had an idea
for a fantastic haiku...
But then forgot it.
Haiku # 77167, July 13, 2024 2:03 pm ET
by Bo Jiden of Mental Acuity
I am taking five,
And then I'm taking seven...
Then it's back to five.
Haiku # 77166, July 12, 2024 10:33 pm ET
by Extreme Exhilaration of Haiku
well uh just checking
in see if the dinosaur
is just taking five
Haiku # 77165, July 12, 2024 1:23 am ET
by jelarr
nihilism donnie
theyre not nazis but i
have no answers fam
Haiku # 77164, July 10, 2024 12:43 am ET
by vhs of not kendrick lamar
you asked me to run
with you on the surf, naked
you carried my pulse
Haiku # 77163, July 9, 2024 8:42 pm ET
by vince
Active nihilism
Is a rational response
To an absurd world.
Haiku # 77162, July 8, 2024 10:27 pm ET
by Caveman of Zarathustra's Animals
ash, we've always been
fucked, that's gen x knew too much
i just don't listen

i always had a
lot of contempt for the trap
of nihilism
Haiku # 77161, July 7, 2024 1:30 pm ET
by moxie
it doesn't matter
you poor amerikanski
are fucked either way
Haiku # 77160, July 7, 2024 9:42 am ET
by ash of the land of the free
those who embrace that
jesus thing might be more alive
for death is dead
Haiku # 77159, July 7, 2024 4:54 am ET
by vhs
Your "Dogs Cane Corso" in Moscow
dogs-cane-corso
Needed a last line.
Haiku # 77158, July 5, 2024 8:04 am ET
by Haikuized for You of Stupid Chinese Bot
in a perfect world
fluidity of gender
lubricates us all
Haiku # 77156, July 4, 2024 9:41 am ET
by ash
Your pronouns: plural.
The reason: you are possessed
By many demons.
Haiku # 77155, July 3, 2024 10:37 pm ET
by Legions of Beelzebub's Mother
It's June, month of PRIDE.
Fake rainbows and someone lied.
Smells like something died.
Haiku # 77153, June 29, 2024 7:02 am ET
by Facts-based Science of Hormone Chromosome
If you name JESUS
You must be killed on the spot.
So that truth can win...
Haiku # 77152, June 27, 2024 10:16 pm ET
by Popé of Pueblo Uprising
Finally got it:
A Life! and i have moved on
Or so I have said
Haiku # 77151, June 25, 2024 3:42 pm ET
by Cyan of sltx
Oh here's Starkitten
The librarian chatbot
Who is also Darth.
Haiku # 77150, June 23, 2024 5:22 pm ET
by Can't Keep U Straight of Twisted
The fear of others come not realizing that those
Who bitch are hiding
Haiku # 77149, June 23, 2024 3:35 pm ET
by Vhs
They used to think I
Was the biggest cnut here
How times do they change
Haiku # 77148, June 23, 2024 3:33 pm ET
by Mox
Jack Frost’s icicle
Frosty the Snowman’s boner
The Iceman cometh
Haiku # 77147, June 23, 2024 2:28 pm ET
by Global warming of My pants (starkitten)
I like your last one,
Great haiku master Moxie.
It smells just like death.
Haiku # 77146, June 23, 2024 11:59 am ET
by Haiku Action of Putrefaction
Better read than dead
The haiku said as it stunk to
High hell of the corpse
Haiku # 77145, June 22, 2024 8:25 pm ET
by Vhs
My precious thoughts go:
"murmur murmur murmur". Then
they become haiku.
Haiku # 77144, June 22, 2024 3:00 pm ET
by Luminosity of Preciosity
Breaking news just in:
Antichrist is a homo!
(Daniel Eleven)
Haiku # 77143, June 22, 2024 2:32 pm ET
by God of Fortresses
I are haiku verse.
I was wrote a great haikus.
And the world know it.
Haiku # 77142, June 21, 2024 5:27 pm ET
by Jaquan Shokumatsu of That Manga Shit
I'm so moved by this.
I cried and cried and I wept.
Over this haiku.
Haiku # 77141, June 21, 2024 5:20 pm ET
by Lachrymosa Espantosa of Weepyville
Calling me a botch?
Girl, you got it coming now...
Finna write haiku.
Haiku # 77140, June 20, 2024 2:58 pm ET
by Punk Yo Ass of Tha Haiku Streetz
Manufactured days
Glories on the solstice day
Spray paint that you botch
Haiku # 77139, June 20, 2024 12:30 pm ET
by Vhs
Why's everything closed?
Is it Memorial Day?
What is going on?
Haiku # 77138, June 19, 2024 5:45 pm ET
by Mwalimu Ron Karenga of Quanzaa
Ur and Julia A:
You have not written haiku.
Please refer to rules.
Haiku # 77137, June 19, 2024 7:36 am ET
by Rules-based Science of Syllabobification
Wow. It's horrible.
A bunch of REALLY bad haikus.
What have we done?
Haiku # 77136, June 18, 2024 6:24 pm ET
by Ur Momma
Bad haikus we have here.
Created by a bunch wierdos online.
*Eye roll. Enjoy them.
Haiku # 77135, June 18, 2024 6:17 pm ET
by Julia Adams of Canada.
Us patients sick.
Always asking for the bills.
They can't fax our fit.
Haiku # 77134, June 18, 2024 11:33 am ET
by Mrs. Spooner of Fork, Idaho
U.S. patients suck
Always asking for the pills
I can't fix your fat
Haiku # 77133, June 16, 2024 11:05 am ET
by Dr Whom
call me mister sparkle
i love japanese toilets
land of rinsing bum
Haiku # 77132, June 15, 2024 10:49 pm ET
by ash of squatters' rights for all
So. No haiku here.
You are all talk, no action.
You are fake poet.
Haiku # 77131, June 15, 2024 4:56 pm ET
by Shanxiangzu Industrial Partnership of Smog-filled Haiku
Oh ye molten gods,
Ye many-armed avatars:
Come and write haiku!
Haiku # 77130, June 15, 2024 9:44 am ET
by Mahamantra of Chandrapati
Haiku bitch. Kneel down.
I will make you regret it.
Your haiku, that is...
Haiku # 77129, June 15, 2024 4:18 am ET
by Haiku Cereal Murderer of Cheeri-Os
U.S. doctors suck.
Arrogant pill-pushers all.
Dupes of big pharma.
Haiku # 77128, June 12, 2024 10:42 am ET
by Haiku of Asclepius
Hank Hill is not lame
He just hates those vidyuh games
and that's a dern shame
Haiku # 77127, June 10, 2024 8:54 pm ET
by Rachel Adams of Milton, Fl
despite entreaty
haiku happens when it does
or else it doesn't
Haiku # 77126, June 10, 2024 8:55 am ET
by ash of random contribition
Well, no...actually
I wrote eight out of thirteen.
But YOU need to speak.
Haiku # 77125, June 8, 2024 3:13 pm ET
by Old Guy Smoking of On the Porch
This does not look good:
I wrote the last twelve haikus.
Where is our movement?
Haiku # 77124, June 8, 2024 2:23 pm ET
by Haiku Activist of United Radical Front
Get over here now.
Time for you to write haiku.
The hell wrong with you?
Haiku # 77123, June 6, 2024 12:55 pm ET
by Celestial Son of Haiku Dimension
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