They tried to shoot Joe
'Cause he does not fall enough.
(It was on "Juneteenth")
by But Donald is so much Dangerouser of Dumbocracy
See big butt. See bug.
See the big bug bite big butt.
Bug bit big butt. Ouch.
by Fun With Dick and Jane
near my plea, ali
i don't wish to see big butts
in active sportswear
by ash of online shopping
Nothing to hear here.
Donald lost part of an ear...
Poor victim stood near.
by But Have No Fear of Antifa Are Queer
He will rise again!
The fatal head-wound is healed!
I'll vote for the Beast!
by Auntie Antichrist of Secret Church Service
only if i could
hear but unthinkable but
becomes history
by jelarr
van gogh can tell you
ear today, gone tomorrow
listen up donald
by ash of butler did it
I had an idea
for a fantastic haiku...
But then forgot it.
by Bo Jiden of Mental Acuity
I am taking five,
And then I'm taking seven...
Then it's back to five.
by Extreme Exhilaration of Haiku
well uh just checking
in see if the dinosaur
is just taking five
by jelarr
nihilism donnie
theyre not nazis but i
have no answers fam
by vhs of not kendrick lamar
you asked me to run
with you on the surf, naked
you carried my pulse
by vince
Active nihilism
Is a rational response
To an absurd world.
by Caveman of Zarathustra's Animals
ash, we've always been
fucked, that's gen x knew too much
i just don't listen
i always had a
lot of contempt for the trap
of nihilism
by moxie
it doesn't matter
you poor amerikanski
are fucked either way
by ash of the land of the free
those who embrace that
jesus thing might be more alive
for death is dead
by vhs
Your "Dogs Cane Corso" in Moscow
dogs-cane-corso
Needed a last line.
by Haikuized for You of Stupid Chinese Bot
in a perfect world
fluidity of gender
lubricates us all
by ash
Your pronouns: plural.
The reason: you are possessed
By many demons.
by Legions of Beelzebub's Mother
It's June, month of PRIDE.
Fake rainbows and someone lied.
Smells like something died.
by Facts-based Science of Hormone Chromosome
If you name JESUS
You must be killed on the spot.
So that truth can win...
by Popé of Pueblo Uprising
Finally got it:
A Life! and i have moved on
Or so I have said
by Cyan of sltx
Oh here's Starkitten
The librarian chatbot
Who is also Darth.
by Can't Keep U Straight of Twisted
The fear of others come not realizing that those
Who bitch are hiding
by Vhs
They used to think I
Was the biggest cnut here
How times do they change
by Mox
Jack Frost’s icicle
Frosty the Snowman’s boner
The Iceman cometh
by Global warming of My pants (starkitten)
I like your last one,
Great haiku master Moxie.
It smells just like death.
by Haiku Action of Putrefaction
Better read than dead
The haiku said as it stunk to
High hell of the corpse
by Vhs
My precious thoughts go:
"murmur murmur murmur". Then
they become haiku.
by Luminosity of Preciosity
Breaking news just in:
Antichrist is a homo!
(Daniel Eleven)
by God of Fortresses
I are haiku verse.
I was wrote a great haikus.
And the world know it.
by Jaquan Shokumatsu of That Manga Shit
I'm so moved by this.
I cried and cried and I wept.
Over this haiku.
by Lachrymosa Espantosa of Weepyville
Calling me a botch?
Girl, you got it coming now...
Finna write haiku.
by Punk Yo Ass of Tha Haiku Streetz
Manufactured days
Glories on the solstice day
Spray paint that you botch
by Vhs
Why's everything closed?
Is it Memorial Day?
What is going on?
by Mwalimu Ron Karenga of Quanzaa
Ur and Julia A:
You have not written haiku.
Please refer to rules.
by Rules-based Science of Syllabobification
Wow. It's horrible.
A bunch of REALLY bad haikus.
What have we done?
by Ur Momma
Bad haikus we have here.
Created by a bunch wierdos online.
*Eye roll. Enjoy them.
by Julia Adams of Canada.
Us patients sick.
Always asking for the bills.
They can't fax our fit.
by Mrs. Spooner of Fork, Idaho
U.S. patients suck
Always asking for the pills
I can't fix your fat
by Dr Whom
call me mister sparkle
i love japanese toilets
land of rinsing bum
by ash of squatters' rights for all
So. No haiku here.
You are all talk, no action.
You are fake poet.
by Shanxiangzu Industrial Partnership of Smog-filled Haiku
Oh ye molten gods,
Ye many-armed avatars:
Come and write haiku!
by Mahamantra of Chandrapati
Haiku bitch. Kneel down.
I will make you regret it.
Your haiku, that is...
by Haiku Cereal Murderer of Cheeri-Os
U.S. doctors suck.
Arrogant pill-pushers all.
Dupes of big pharma.
by Haiku of Asclepius
Hank Hill is not lame
He just hates those vidyuh games
and that's a dern shame
by Rachel Adams of Milton, Fl
despite entreaty
haiku happens when it does
or else it doesn't
by ash of random contribition
Well, no...actually
I wrote eight out of thirteen.
But YOU need to speak.
by Old Guy Smoking of On the Porch
This does not look good:
I wrote the last twelve haikus.
Where is our movement?
by Haiku Activist of United Radical Front
Get over here now.
Time for you to write haiku.
The hell wrong with you?
by Celestial Son of Haiku Dimension
