Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 333 Days and 77313 Haiku later...

ash, we've always been
fucked, that's gen x knew too much
i just don't listen

i always had a
lot of contempt for the trap
of nihilism
Haiku # 77161, July 7, 2024 1:30 pm ET
by moxie
it doesn't matter
you poor amerikanski
are fucked either way
Haiku # 77160, July 7, 2024 9:42 am ET
by ash of the land of the free
those who embrace that
jesus thing might be more alive
for death is dead
Haiku # 77159, July 7, 2024 4:54 am ET
by vhs
Your "Dogs Cane Corso" in Moscow
dogs-cane-corso
Needed a last line.
Haiku # 77158, July 5, 2024 8:04 am ET
by Haikuized for You of Stupid Chinese Bot
in a perfect world
fluidity of gender
lubricates us all
Haiku # 77156, July 4, 2024 9:41 am ET
by ash
Your pronouns: plural.
The reason: you are possessed
By many demons.
Haiku # 77155, July 3, 2024 10:37 pm ET
by Legions of Beelzebub's Mother
It's June, month of PRIDE.
Fake rainbows and someone lied.
Smells like something died.
Haiku # 77153, June 29, 2024 7:02 am ET
by Facts-based Science of Hormone Chromosome
If you name JESUS
You must be killed on the spot.
So that truth can win...
Haiku # 77152, June 27, 2024 10:16 pm ET
by Popé of Pueblo Uprising
Finally got it:
A Life! and i have moved on
Or so I have said
Haiku # 77151, June 25, 2024 3:42 pm ET
by Cyan of sltx
Oh here's Starkitten
The librarian chatbot
Who is also Darth.
Haiku # 77150, June 23, 2024 5:22 pm ET
by Can't Keep U Straight of Twisted
The fear of others come not realizing that those
Who bitch are hiding
Haiku # 77149, June 23, 2024 3:35 pm ET
by Vhs
They used to think I
Was the biggest cnut here
How times do they change
Haiku # 77148, June 23, 2024 3:33 pm ET
by Mox
Jack Frost’s icicle
Frosty the Snowman’s boner
The Iceman cometh
Haiku # 77147, June 23, 2024 2:28 pm ET
by Global warming of My pants (starkitten)
I like your last one,
Great haiku master Moxie.
It smells just like death.
Haiku # 77146, June 23, 2024 11:59 am ET
by Haiku Action of Putrefaction
Better read than dead
The haiku said as it stunk to
High hell of the corpse
Haiku # 77145, June 22, 2024 8:25 pm ET
by Vhs
My precious thoughts go:
"murmur murmur murmur". Then
they become haiku.
Haiku # 77144, June 22, 2024 3:00 pm ET
by Luminosity of Preciosity
Breaking news just in:
Antichrist is a homo!
(Daniel Eleven)
Haiku # 77143, June 22, 2024 2:32 pm ET
by God of Fortresses
I are haiku verse.
I was wrote a great haikus.
And the world know it.
Haiku # 77142, June 21, 2024 5:27 pm ET
by Jaquan Shokumatsu of That Manga Shit
I'm so moved by this.
I cried and cried and I wept.
Over this haiku.
Haiku # 77141, June 21, 2024 5:20 pm ET
by Lachrymosa Espantosa of Weepyville
Calling me a botch?
Girl, you got it coming now...
Finna write haiku.
Haiku # 77140, June 20, 2024 2:58 pm ET
by Punk Yo Ass of Tha Haiku Streetz
Manufactured days
Glories on the solstice day
Spray paint that you botch
Haiku # 77139, June 20, 2024 12:30 pm ET
by Vhs
Why's everything closed?
Is it Memorial Day?
What is going on?
Haiku # 77138, June 19, 2024 5:45 pm ET
by Mwalimu Ron Karenga of Quanzaa
Ur and Julia A:
You have not written haiku.
Please refer to rules.
Haiku # 77137, June 19, 2024 7:36 am ET
by Rules-based Science of Syllabobification
Wow. It's horrible.
A bunch of REALLY bad haikus.
What have we done?
Haiku # 77136, June 18, 2024 6:24 pm ET
by Ur Momma
Bad haikus we have here.
Created by a bunch wierdos online.
*Eye roll. Enjoy them.
Haiku # 77135, June 18, 2024 6:17 pm ET
by Julia Adams of Canada.
Us patients sick.
Always asking for the bills.
They can't fax our fit.
Haiku # 77134, June 18, 2024 11:33 am ET
by Mrs. Spooner of Fork, Idaho
U.S. patients suck
Always asking for the pills
I can't fix your fat
Haiku # 77133, June 16, 2024 11:05 am ET
by Dr Whom
call me mister sparkle
i love japanese toilets
land of rinsing bum
Haiku # 77132, June 15, 2024 10:49 pm ET
by ash of squatters' rights for all
So. No haiku here.
You are all talk, no action.
You are fake poet.
Haiku # 77131, June 15, 2024 4:56 pm ET
by Shanxiangzu Industrial Partnership of Smog-filled Haiku
Oh ye molten gods,
Ye many-armed avatars:
Come and write haiku!
Haiku # 77130, June 15, 2024 9:44 am ET
by Mahamantra of Chandrapati
Haiku bitch. Kneel down.
I will make you regret it.
Your haiku, that is...
Haiku # 77129, June 15, 2024 4:18 am ET
by Haiku Cereal Murderer of Cheeri-Os
U.S. doctors suck.
Arrogant pill-pushers all.
Dupes of big pharma.
Haiku # 77128, June 12, 2024 10:42 am ET
by Haiku of Asclepius
Hank Hill is not lame
He just hates those vidyuh games
and that's a dern shame
Haiku # 77127, June 10, 2024 8:54 pm ET
by Rachel Adams of Milton, Fl
despite entreaty
haiku happens when it does
or else it doesn't
Haiku # 77126, June 10, 2024 8:55 am ET
by ash of random contribition
Well, no...actually
I wrote eight out of thirteen.
But YOU need to speak.
Haiku # 77125, June 8, 2024 3:13 pm ET
by Old Guy Smoking of On the Porch
This does not look good:
I wrote the last twelve haikus.
Where is our movement?
Haiku # 77124, June 8, 2024 2:23 pm ET
by Haiku Activist of United Radical Front
Get over here now.
Time for you to write haiku.
The hell wrong with you?
Haiku # 77123, June 6, 2024 12:55 pm ET
by Celestial Son of Haiku Dimension
Stunning. Fabulous.
Jesus Christ had his nails done.
"Son of Manicure"
Haiku # 77122, June 4, 2024 11:44 am ET
by Fake Christ of Fake Church, AMEN
Um...you know Jesus
Nuts post here right but He was
More about nails...see
Haiku # 77121, June 4, 2024 12:49 am ET
by Mox
Why can't I comment?
Because antichrist G●●GL€
Must shadow-ban me.
Haiku # 77120, June 1, 2024 5:27 pm ET
by De-G00glefy Your Life of Brave Browser (free download)
I miss Wong Lofan.
Wise old man of the mountain.
Where is he hiding?
Haiku # 77119, May 31, 2024 8:01 pm ET
by Maybe with Darth in Philippines of (?)
Donald is a saint:
Raised the dead, cast out demons...
So he has my vote.
Haiku # 77118, May 31, 2024 7:18 am ET
by Legal Advocate for St. Donald of NYC
guilt edged investment
can he ride another storm ?
or is he too fucked?
Haiku # 77117, May 31, 2024 1:20 am ET
by ash of you can count (34) on him
Beware tongue of lies
Big traps Adam, deceiver
Small no gym goer
Haiku # 77116, May 29, 2024 4:01 pm ET
by Despair Drinker of The Gym (for real)
Wise ape religion
For wise old mystical apes.
Banana-based faith.
Haiku # 77115, May 29, 2024 3:54 pm ET
by Ook Ook Ook says St. Simian of the Jungle
My traps are massive.
You can't know power like it.
Because yours are small.
Haiku # 77114, May 29, 2024 3:19 pm ET
by Big Traps Adam of The Gym
Pronoun fear is ripe
Because they have to stoke fires
Real issues await
Haiku # 77113, May 27, 2024 5:53 am ET
by Snoring throughthis of Could go ither way
OK, no one here.
And I am not here either.
Haiku and go home.
Haiku # 77112, May 26, 2024 3:13 pm ET
by Left my Haiku at the Park
I affirm gender.
There are only two genders.
Prove me wrong, suckah.
Haiku # 77111, May 26, 2024 3:06 pm ET
by Welterweight Champ of Haiku Boxing
I are use pronoun.
These is my preferred pronoun:
Zhiz, zheyz,zhozz and zhabz
Haiku # 77110, May 26, 2024 3:05 pm ET
by Annoying Person of Dysphoria USA
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