Sunbathing town slut
On an old 7-Up towel
That's when I mooned her

the thoughtful poet
carefully considers verse
and doesn't post here

They fatten them up
Seven weeks of speed eating
and off to market

Phallic Greengrocer
He's calling out the Devil
What a fine eggplant

Cephalopod's choice
Get fucked by 7 seahorses
or read these poens

How about covid?
They look like suction cup balls.
Twenty five cents each.

Made by communists.
At a cost of 2 cents each.
Bio-econ war.

Adrenaline form
From chops u dick
Stick mouth in meat stick
Thrash throat trash

Can-ibalism.
Pinnacle of modern world.
Human meat in cans.

You get dead silence
Mention cannibalism
It's like no one cares

Yeah, go ahead man
Slather it all over you, man.
That would be witchy

Spread Gulden's Mustard
on your bologna sandwich
My advice to you

The people eaters
They've got all the heads in jars
up in the cupboard

Pussy is stinky.
It's better to fuck lunch meat.
It's in The Bible.

Kindly go on
I heard and saw you lie
You disgust all like rye
Little bumps of shit

Lunch meat rebelion.
All women will be enslaved.
We fuck bologna.

Women are all whores.
Cunts are for reproduction.
Good for nothing else.

The real question is
Oscar Mayer or Hormel?
Bologna or Ham?

I think I prefer
Oscar Mayer Naturals
Turkey ham slices.

Is your name Mason?
I saw you on Mike Douglas
Still enjoy your meat?

Innappropriate
Luncheon meat activities.
What's my first name, bitch?!

The Greatest Haiku
Some of them can be found here
and some of them can't

All I want is for
covid to kill poets and
other enemies.

Haiku do not "want".
It is you, my friend, that wants.
Always so greedy.

Get back in line Darth.
Your haiku has been measured
And been found wanting.

hail the golden goose
a stale donald duck l'orange
serve the just deserts

the greatest critic
i bet trump thinks that blue poles
means democrat votes

Dumb ass repubtards
Eat Russian propaganda
'Cause that's all they got

Wong, have you ever eaten cat or dog? Maybe in China you have dogatolin, dog stuffed w/ cat stuffed w/ pangolin. Ancient Chinese medicine.

That's just Wong
on so many revels.

Bejing Xiden rules!
Down there in hell- Mao claps hands!
Watching Hunter porn

"Cash my check" ha ha!
"Used to say that bout Chiang Kai Shek"
Now its Joe Bribeum!

The day's not over.
Four million active cases.
I bet we'll reach it.

Pole dancing vocational program.
Certification substitutes high school diploma.
Good day, class. Welcome to Lap Grinding 101.

The Pythagorean theorem sure does get old after a while. We need some new exciting theorem like, "Fucking stupid triangles won't get you laid. Only money does that. Grab them by the pussy."

Imagine if Luke Skywalker
ever mistook his light saber
for his Fleshlight.

Green anal mucus.
Glowing radioactive.
Recharge your cell phone.

Only through me can
you acheive a power be-
yond any Jedi!

Lets gang bang this girl.
Never mind that she's purple.
And has fourteen legs.

Ash you need some help.
Your Trump Derangement Syndrome
Can be cured (through Trump)

trump's hair has gone white
a merkin supremacist
for a major twat

Somewhere in the world
Someone is taking a dump
That looks just like tRump

Somewhere in the world
someone who looks just like you
is taking a dump

happy birthday site
24 years old today
e-geriatric

Fart out your penis!
You say it's impossible,
but I did it once!

A new drinking game.
When covid numbers go up
you must take a shot.

Check your country's stats
each and every minute.
Worldmeter dot com.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Oh shit. I have to have a shot now.

And if the active cases go down that means you have to rush into the bathroom and vomit.

Enjoy!

No, I was not born.
I was found under a rock.
So my "mom" tells me.

Drunken particles.
Accelerated neutrons.
Reactor meltdown.

It's Donald Trumps fault.
But at least it's not his fart.
That would be much worse.

Sigh, oh ye willows.
Hang your boughs in grief and shame:
Darth's mom has birthed him.

So fun we got funt.
You were so bent you got bunt;
So shunned we were shunt.

Noun. funt. A unit of weight: 1 funt = 1 qadaq = 32 lot = 96 mısqal = 409.5 g = 1 pound (archaic)

A funt is a pound!
Shit, I'd like to pound her funt!
That's a funky cunt.

Those teenage hookers
Are very good at crochet.
They can make rugs too.

Haiku layer cake
Seventeen hot syllables
Happy Birthday, Darth

Take your vitamins.
Don't want to have a limp dick,
you silly old man.

Guess how old I am.
Phyically not mentally.
Booger fart poopoo!

Do you like funt cake?
Who put this funt in my cart?
Funt should be a word.

How did you know that?!
But, and I've told you before,
I've stopped fucking pigs!

Just teenage hookers.
Make sure they're not ladyboys.
Those silly Asians.

Did you remember
On this day in November?
Figpucker's Birthday