the greatest critic
i bet trump thinks that blue poles
means democrat votes
Haiku #68756, by ash of national gallery of australia November 13, 2020 7:03 pm ET
Dumb ass repubtards
Eat Russian propaganda
'Cause that's all they got
Haiku #68755, by You lost....get over it of Do those words sound familiar? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha November 13, 2020 2:50 pm ET
Wong, have you ever eaten cat or dog? Maybe in China you have dogatolin, dog stuffed w/ cat stuffed w/ pangolin. Ancient Chinese medicine.
Haiku #68754, by Anonymous Poet November 13, 2020 2:06 pm ET
That's just Wong
on so many revels.
Haiku #68753, by Anonymous Poet November 13, 2020 2:04 pm ET
Bejing Xiden rules!
Down there in hell- Mao claps hands!
Watching Hunter porn
"Cash my check" ha ha!
"Used to say that bout Chiang Kai Shek"
Now its Joe Bribeum!
Haiku #68752, by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia November 13, 2020 1:58 pm ET
The day's not over.
Four million active cases.
I bet we'll reach it.
Haiku #68751, by All part of the plan of communist take over. Just you wait and see! November 13, 2020 12:34 pm ET
Pole dancing vocational program.
Certification substitutes high school diploma.
Good day, class. Welcome to Lap Grinding 101.
Haiku #68750, by Keep your hands to your side. November 13, 2020 12:29 pm ET
The Pythagorean theorem sure does get old after a while. We need some new exciting theorem like, "Fucking stupid triangles won't get you laid. Only money does that. Grab them by the pussy."
Haiku #68749, by White House Education Committee of Show us your Titties Committee. November 13, 2020 12:12 pm ET
Imagine if Luke Skywalker
ever mistook his light saber
for his Fleshlight.
Haiku #68748, by OOPS! November 13, 2020 12:04 pm ET
Green anal mucus.
Glowing radioactive.
Recharge your cell phone.
Haiku #68747, by Can you hear me now? November 13, 2020 12:03 pm ET
Only through me can
you acheive a power be-
yond any Jedi!
Lets gang bang this girl.
Never mind that she's purple.
And has fourteen legs.
Haiku #68746, by SciFi Alien Sex of It's Out of This World! November 13, 2020 11:51 am ET
Ash you need some help.
Your Trump Derangement Syndrome
Can be cured (through Trump)
Haiku #68745, by Ash the Aussie Abo Support Squad November 13, 2020 11:14 am ET
trump's hair has gone white
a merkin supremacist
for a major twat