Innappropriate
Luncheon meat activities.
What's my first name, bitch?!

The Greatest Haiku
Some of them can be found here
and some of them can't

All I want is for
covid to kill poets and
other enemies.

Haiku do not "want".
It is you, my friend, that wants.
Always so greedy.

Get back in line Darth.
Your haiku has been measured
And been found wanting.

hail the golden goose
a stale donald duck l'orange
serve the just deserts

the greatest critic
i bet trump thinks that blue poles
means democrat votes

Dumb ass repubtards
Eat Russian propaganda
'Cause that's all they got

Wong, have you ever eaten cat or dog? Maybe in China you have dogatolin, dog stuffed w/ cat stuffed w/ pangolin. Ancient Chinese medicine.

That's just Wong
on so many revels.

Bejing Xiden rules!
Down there in hell- Mao claps hands!
Watching Hunter porn

"Cash my check" ha ha!
"Used to say that bout Chiang Kai Shek"
Now its Joe Bribeum!

The day's not over.
Four million active cases.
I bet we'll reach it.

Pole dancing vocational program.
Certification substitutes high school diploma.
Good day, class. Welcome to Lap Grinding 101.

The Pythagorean theorem sure does get old after a while. We need some new exciting theorem like, "Fucking stupid triangles won't get you laid. Only money does that. Grab them by the pussy."

Imagine if Luke Skywalker
ever mistook his light saber
for his Fleshlight.

Green anal mucus.
Glowing radioactive.
Recharge your cell phone.

Only through me can
you acheive a power be-
yond any Jedi!

Lets gang bang this girl.
Never mind that she's purple.
And has fourteen legs.

Ash you need some help.
Your Trump Derangement Syndrome
Can be cured (through Trump)

trump's hair has gone white
a merkin supremacist
for a major twat

Somewhere in the world
Someone is taking a dump
That looks just like tRump

Somewhere in the world
someone who looks just like you
is taking a dump

happy birthday site
24 years old today
e-geriatric

Fart out your penis!
You say it's impossible,
but I did it once!

A new drinking game.
When covid numbers go up
you must take a shot.

Check your country's stats
each and every minute.
Worldmeter dot com.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

Oh shit. I have to have a shot now.

And if the active cases go down that means you have to rush into the bathroom and vomit.

Enjoy!

No, I was not born.
I was found under a rock.
So my "mom" tells me.

Drunken particles.
Accelerated neutrons.
Reactor meltdown.

It's Donald Trumps fault.
But at least it's not his fart.
That would be much worse.

Sigh, oh ye willows.
Hang your boughs in grief and shame:
Darth's mom has birthed him.

So fun we got funt.
You were so bent you got bunt;
So shunned we were shunt.

Noun. funt. A unit of weight: 1 funt = 1 qadaq = 32 lot = 96 mısqal = 409.5 g = 1 pound (archaic)

A funt is a pound!
Shit, I'd like to pound her funt!
That's a funky cunt.

Those teenage hookers
Are very good at crochet.
They can make rugs too.

Haiku layer cake
Seventeen hot syllables
Happy Birthday, Darth

Take your vitamins.
Don't want to have a limp dick,
you silly old man.

Guess how old I am.
Phyically not mentally.
Booger fart poopoo!

Do you like funt cake?
Who put this funt in my cart?
Funt should be a word.

How did you know that?!
But, and I've told you before,
I've stopped fucking pigs!

Just teenage hookers.
Make sure they're not ladyboys.
Those silly Asians.

Did you remember
On this day in November?
Figpucker's Birthday

No conspiracy
Just lack of transparency
(Your emergency)

Breaking wind (and hearts)
Steamy kisses (fragrant farts)
Cupid's arrows (darts)

China lectures us ?
UN is irrelevant !
One World: go to hell.

Elections have rules.
Science is real. No fake votes.
You can kiss my Ash.

A place for pigeons
Make him into a statue
If the coup don't fly

ima gonna stay
you can't make me go away
with illegal votes

Meow, Starkitten here
I like to call it catnip
It makes me purr. Purr ....

Donald Trump's a chump.
He will not concede his seed
in this time of need.

Watching the death count.
It's gotten to be boring.
Can I burn one, please?

I mean the bodies.
Or maybe a joint also.
Burn one then burn one.

To quote Cypress Hill:
I want to get hiiiigh, so high.
Insane in the brain.

Honeymoon Night
Someone call the coroner
The little guy's dead

All these dead bodies.
I can't have sex with them and...
they're inedible!

Covid's not so fun.
Unless it kills enemies.
Then I'll have a laugh.

The President, erect
He stands behind the lectern
Watch it levitate

Cannibalism
It gets so quiet in here
when you mention it

Longpig Turducken
Three corpses shoved together
A true feast of friends

Osturduckenbat.
Like turducken but ostrich
outside, bat inside.

Please God, we need war.
Pandemic redneck shootings.
MAGA mass murders.

Kill the parasites!
Send them to California.'
Or their own countries.

Freaks there, humans here.
Heil motherfucking Trump.
Orange retribution!