Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 165 Days and 77045 Haiku later...

A place for pigeons
Make him into a statue
If the coup don't fly
Haiku # 68723, November 11, 2020 11:03 pm ET
by Thinker of On the can
ima gonna stay
you can't make me go away
with illegal votes
Haiku # 68722, November 11, 2020 10:44 pm ET
by ash of in my safe place
Meow, Starkitten here
I like to call it catnip
It makes me purr. Purr ....
Haiku # 68721, November 11, 2020 10:04 pm ET
by Starkitten of Paw in the catnip
Donald Trump's a chump.
He will not concede his seed
in this time of need.

Watching the death count.
It's gotten to be boring.
Can I burn one, please?

I mean the bodies.
Or maybe a joint also.
Burn one then burn one.

To quote Cypress Hill:
I want to get hiiiigh, so high.
Insane in the brain.
Haiku # 68720, November 11, 2020 9:42 pm ET
by Love those silly gangster rappers. of And candy bar wrappers.
Honeymoon Night
Someone call the coroner
The little guy's dead
Haiku # 68719, November 11, 2020 7:55 pm ET
by Disappointed of Heart Shaped Bed
All these dead bodies.
I can't have sex with them and...
they're inedible!

Covid's not so fun.
Unless it kills enemies.
Then I'll have a laugh.
Haiku # 68718, November 11, 2020 7:50 pm ET
by millions upon millions of of corpses all going to waste :-(
The President, erect
He stands behind the lectern
Watch it levitate
Haiku # 68717, November 11, 2020 3:54 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Wearing a tarp like at a Gallagher performance
Cannibalism
It gets so quiet in here
when you mention it
Haiku # 68716, November 11, 2020 3:35 pm ET
by Hungry of Come out so I can eat you
Longpig Turducken
Three corpses shoved together
A true feast of friends
Haiku # 68715, November 11, 2020 5:26 am ET
by I'll be there for you of 'Cause you're there for me too
Osturduckenbat.
Like turducken but ostrich
outside, bat inside.
Haiku # 68714, November 11, 2020 2:57 am ET
by Ozzy Osbourne of Gordon Ramsay at my house for Thanksgiving dinner this year.
Please God, we need war.
Pandemic redneck shootings.
MAGA mass murders.

Kill the parasites!
Send them to California.'
Or their own countries.

Freaks there, humans here.
Heil motherfucking Trump.
Orange retribution!
Haiku # 68713, November 11, 2020 2:51 am ET
by Red bullet proof baseball cap. of Kevlar. 3 full auto rifles.
Happy Thanksgiving
Lame duck a l'orange this year
Pardon the turkeys
Haiku # 68712, November 11, 2020 2:46 am ET
by Carcass Tosser of White House Lawn
It looks just like Trump.
Cheeto with cotton candy.
Tastes just like him too.
Haiku # 68711, November 11, 2020 2:41 am ET
by Homeless child of New York City
Here, hold THIS hotdog.
Those aren't burn marks -- those are scabs.
Yes, it's mayonaise filled.
Haiku # 68710, November 11, 2020 2:39 am ET
by Oops! Did it squirt your eye?
4 MORE QUEERS!
4 MORE QUEERS!
4 MORE QUEERS!
Haiku # 68709, November 11, 2020 2:36 am ET
by American Tourist of Pattaya Thailand
The electric chair
Take a load off. Sit down.
Here, hold this hotdog
Haiku # 68708, November 11, 2020 2:03 am ET
by Frank Burns of Weiner Roast
What was he wearing
under his KKK robes?
A Star Wars costume?!

Are you kidding me?!
Jar Jar motherfucking Binks?!
What the hell -- He's black!
Haiku # 68707, November 10, 2020 10:31 pm ET
by Messa got big-ol' boner! of (Meesa sometimes pretend.)
It ain't over yet!
Donald Trump will kick your ass!
Bleeding heart poets!
Haiku # 68706, November 10, 2020 10:26 pm ET
by Stop the Squeal of Proud Ladyboys
Ten thousand cheap drones.
Attach dynamite to them.
Take out Democrats.

Those Godless heathens
will burn in the fiery pits.
We'll knock back some beers.
Haiku # 68705, November 10, 2020 5:47 pm ET
by Proud Boys! of White Flour! White Flour! White Flour!
I cast fire spell.
Black neighbors across the street
take 10 damage points.
Haiku # 68704, November 10, 2020 5:25 pm ET
by Grand Wizard rolling dice. of Stealing their fried chicken tho!
(8*10^21 atoms)/(6.022*10^23 atom/mol)*(190.23 g/mol)
Haiku # 68703, November 10, 2020 5:19 pm ET
by 2.53 g of Ozzy Osbournium
Come on you Trumpers!
Get out your guns and grenades.
Make America

White... err, I mean Great Again.
Haiku # 68702, November 10, 2020 5:15 pm ET
by Grand Wizard of Dungeons & Dragons
I fucked her in an apple orchard
and came in cider.
Haiku # 68701, November 10, 2020 5:04 pm ET
by Bo, yo!
Inside Darth inside
Darth inside Darth inside Darth
Inside Darth incide
Haiku # 68700, November 10, 2020 3:00 pm ET
by Rushing Doll of Shelf
Trump just beginning
Making global Left livid
Election clean-up!

https://odysee.com/@SaltyCracker:a/election-fraud-exposed-reeeeeeee-stream:b
Haiku # 68699, November 10, 2020 1:36 pm ET
by Dishonest Dems of Too Far Too Fast
Turduckens are gross.
Fat white trash flesh fantasy.
Fowl insertion feast.
Haiku # 68698, November 10, 2020 12:49 pm ET
by Keep it basic. of Stuff it with stuffing, not a bird inside a bird inside a bird... They ain't Russian dolls!
It all goes down here.
Bad Haiku is the battle
for transparency.
Haiku # 68697, November 10, 2020 7:49 am ET
by Not "Trans Parents" see?
it's white as they come
regardless of skin colour
we're all sperm brothers
Haiku # 68696, November 10, 2020 7:16 am ET
by ash
Garden of long dinks
Here I go gathering nuts
in May. Tra La La.
Haiku # 68695, November 10, 2020 5:37 am ET
by Dink puller of Dink Garden
Stop changing it to garden
Haiku # 68694, November 10, 2020 5:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gordon Ramsay's dink
Marinated for 2 days
In Ina Garden's cunt
Haiku # 68693, November 10, 2020 5:34 am ET
by Foodie of Watching TV in kitchen
Like, I'm not gay, but
I'd eat magic dink mushrooms.
And go surf with sharks.
Haiku # 68692, November 9, 2020 6:33 pm ET
by Shark stuffed w/ Long Pig stuffed with Mushrooms! of Way better than "turducken".
Men die. Get buried.
Up from the ground mushrooms shoot
They look just like dinks
Haiku # 68691, November 9, 2020 6:28 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Cemetery
Longpig smorgasbord
I've chewed my fingernails down
as appetizers
Haiku # 68690, November 9, 2020 6:25 pm ET
by Hungry of I smell Hoomans
Why is it when I
mention canabalism
you fuckers clam up?

We are all just meat.
But I don't want to eat Trump.
I mean, ewww, nasty.
Haiku # 68689, November 9, 2020 5:58 pm ET
by Hannibal's recipe book on Amazon.
Georgia rednecks eat
gay frog maggot cheese burgers
on a glazed brioche.
Haiku # 68688, November 9, 2020 5:55 pm ET
by Joe-rgians Biden their time. of 1, 2, 3, 4... four votes! Hahahaha! (Sesame St. count.)
Alex Jones' gay frogs.
They taste just like normal frogs.
But they're spicier.
Haiku # 68687, November 9, 2020 3:39 pm ET
by
What's the point of having all those
guns if you're not going to use them.
Stupd Proud Boys should be Ashamed!
Stop the Steal there's no free meal.
Haiku # 68686, November 9, 2020 7:41 am ET
by Grandwizard Figpucker of Georgia -- As in "The Devil Went Down To"... but shouldn't it be "up to".
So how about that cheese w/ maggots in it that those crazy people like to eat, casu marzu. Sardinian goat cheese w/ larvae and it's illegal in some places -- I guess ppl have died from eating it. I mean, that's serioulsy funky. I would probably have to pass on that one, but I've eaten some crazy stuff in my travels. I mean, you know, human flesh is fine, but maggotty cheese... ew. No. Fuck off with that shite. Capisce? Oh, yeah, I forgot, they used to put that in Fear Factor. Crazy show. Anyway.

Grinch or Santa Claus?
Or the infamous Krampus?
Let's put it to vote.
Haiku # 68685, November 9, 2020 7:28 am ET
by I vote for Krampus of B/c he eats children.
Yo Ash r u white?
Why u hate on yo own peeps?
Australian self-hate?
Haiku # 68684, November 9, 2020 4:14 am ET
by Ash Must Be 100 percent Abo
never surrender
and never admit defeat
stay proud but stupid
Haiku # 68683, November 9, 2020 2:01 am ET
by ash
A good sniper shot
is all it would take to start
a revolution.
Haiku # 68682, November 8, 2020 11:31 pm ET
by God has spoken, you infedels. of Allahu Akbar and Stuff!
an old white guy's cum
another old white guy tossed
on clit pus deranged
Haiku # 68681, November 8, 2020 11:27 pm ET
by hash of pipe
Jesus speaks to Trump.
So we should do what he says.
Biden is Satan.
Haiku # 68680, November 8, 2020 11:24 pm ET
by Praise the Lord! of AK-47 and Pick-up Truck
Rubbed dink on French fries.
Time for a new dick 'tater.
Have some mayonaise.
Haiku # 68679, November 8, 2020 11:20 pm ET
by dw
encore fois

an old white guy won
another old white guy lost
on dit plus ca change

(without the cedilla)

au revoir garcon
Haiku # 68678, November 8, 2020 11:12 pm ET
by ash
i fucking knew it
use some foreign character
and bad haiku spits
Haiku # 68677, November 8, 2020 11:11 pm ET
by ash
an old white guy won
another old white guy lost
on dit plus ça change
Haiku # 68676, November 8, 2020 11:10 pm ET
by ash
God fearing rednecks.
Prove your loyalty to Trump.
Kill all Democrats!
Haiku # 68675, November 8, 2020 8:40 pm ET
by God, Jesus, & Holy Ghost
God loves Donald Trump.
You should love Donald Trump too.
Prove it with your guns.
Haiku # 68674, November 8, 2020 7:58 pm ET
by @TheRealGod of #Godiswatching
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