Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68692
Like, I'm not gay, but
I'd eat magic dink mushrooms.
And go surf with sharks.
Haiku #68692
Posted: November 9, 2020 6:33 pm ET
Poet & location: Shark stuffed w/ Long Pig stuffed with Mushrooms! of Way better than "turducken".