Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68707
What was he wearing
under his KKK robes?
A Star Wars costume?!

Are you kidding me?!
Jar Jar motherfucking Binks?!
What the hell -- He's black!
Haiku #68707
Posted: November 10, 2020 10:31 pm ET
Poet & location: Messa got big-ol' boner! of (Meesa sometimes pretend.)