Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
Come on you Trumpers!
Get out your guns and grenades.
Make America

White... err, I mean Great Again.
Haiku # 68702 November 10, 2020 5:15 pm ET
by Grand Wizard of Dungeons & Dragons
I fucked her in an apple orchard
and came in cider.
Haiku # 68701 November 10, 2020 5:04 pm ET
by Bo, yo!
Inside Darth inside
Darth inside Darth inside Darth
Inside Darth incide
Haiku # 68700 November 10, 2020 3:00 pm ET
by Rushing Doll of Shelf
Trump just beginning
Making global Left livid
Election clean-up!

https://odysee.com/@SaltyCracker:a/election-fraud-exposed-reeeeeeee-stream:b
Haiku # 68699 November 10, 2020 1:36 pm ET
by Dishonest Dems of Too Far Too Fast
Turduckens are gross.
Fat white trash flesh fantasy.
Fowl insertion feast.
Haiku # 68698 November 10, 2020 12:49 pm ET
by Keep it basic. of Stuff it with stuffing, not a bird inside a bird inside a bird... They ain't Russian dolls!
It all goes down here.
Bad Haiku is the battle
for transparency.
Haiku # 68697 November 10, 2020 7:49 am ET
by Not "Trans Parents" see?
it's white as they come
regardless of skin colour
we're all sperm brothers
Haiku # 68696 November 10, 2020 7:16 am ET
by ash
Garden of long dinks
Here I go gathering nuts
in May. Tra La La.
Haiku # 68695 November 10, 2020 5:37 am ET
by Dink puller of Dink Garden
Stop changing it to garden
Haiku # 68694 November 10, 2020 5:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Gordon Ramsay's dink
Marinated for 2 days
In Ina Garden's cunt
Haiku # 68693 November 10, 2020 5:34 am ET
by Foodie of Watching TV in kitchen
Like, I'm not gay, but
I'd eat magic dink mushrooms.
And go surf with sharks.
Haiku # 68692 November 9, 2020 6:33 pm ET
by Shark stuffed w/ Long Pig stuffed with Mushrooms! of Way better than "turducken".
Men die. Get buried.
Up from the ground mushrooms shoot
They look just like dinks
Haiku # 68691 November 9, 2020 6:28 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Cemetery
Longpig smorgasbord
I've chewed my fingernails down
as appetizers
Haiku # 68690 November 9, 2020 6:25 pm ET
by Hungry of I smell Hoomans
Why is it when I
mention canabalism
you fuckers clam up?

We are all just meat.
But I don't want to eat Trump.
I mean, ewww, nasty.
Haiku # 68689 November 9, 2020 5:58 pm ET
by Hannibal's recipe book on Amazon.
Georgia rednecks eat
gay frog maggot cheese burgers
on a glazed brioche.
Haiku # 68688 November 9, 2020 5:55 pm ET
by Joe-rgians Biden their time. of 1, 2, 3, 4... four votes! Hahahaha! (Sesame St. count.)
Alex Jones' gay frogs.
They taste just like normal frogs.
But they're spicier.
Haiku # 68687 November 9, 2020 3:39 pm ET
by
What's the point of having all those
guns if you're not going to use them.
Stupd Proud Boys should be Ashamed!
Stop the Steal there's no free meal.
Haiku # 68686 November 9, 2020 7:41 am ET
by Grandwizard Figpucker of Georgia -- As in "The Devil Went Down To"... but shouldn't it be "up to".
So how about that cheese w/ maggots in it that those crazy people like to eat, casu marzu. Sardinian goat cheese w/ larvae and it's illegal in some places -- I guess ppl have died from eating it. I mean, that's serioulsy funky. I would probably have to pass on that one, but I've eaten some crazy stuff in my travels. I mean, you know, human flesh is fine, but maggotty cheese... ew. No. Fuck off with that shite. Capisce? Oh, yeah, I forgot, they used to put that in Fear Factor. Crazy show. Anyway.

Grinch or Santa Claus?
Or the infamous Krampus?
Let's put it to vote.
Haiku # 68685 November 9, 2020 7:28 am ET
by I vote for Krampus of B/c he eats children.
Yo Ash r u white?
Why u hate on yo own peeps?
Australian self-hate?
Haiku # 68684 November 9, 2020 4:14 am ET
by Ash Must Be 100 percent Abo
never surrender
and never admit defeat
stay proud but stupid
Haiku # 68683 November 9, 2020 2:01 am ET
by ash
A good sniper shot
is all it would take to start
a revolution.
Haiku # 68682 November 8, 2020 11:31 pm ET
by God has spoken, you infedels. of Allahu Akbar and Stuff!
an old white guy's cum
another old white guy tossed
on clit pus deranged
Haiku # 68681 November 8, 2020 11:27 pm ET
by hash of pipe
Jesus speaks to Trump.
So we should do what he says.
Biden is Satan.
Haiku # 68680 November 8, 2020 11:24 pm ET
by Praise the Lord! of AK-47 and Pick-up Truck
Rubbed dink on French fries.
Time for a new dick 'tater.
Have some mayonaise.
Haiku # 68679 November 8, 2020 11:20 pm ET
by dw
encore fois

an old white guy won
another old white guy lost
on dit plus ca change

(without the cedilla)

au revoir garcon
Haiku # 68678 November 8, 2020 11:12 pm ET
by ash
i fucking knew it
use some foreign character
and bad haiku spits
Haiku # 68677 November 8, 2020 11:11 pm ET
by ash
an old white guy won
another old white guy lost
on dit plus ça change
Haiku # 68676 November 8, 2020 11:10 pm ET
by ash
God fearing rednecks.
Prove your loyalty to Trump.
Kill all Democrats!
Haiku # 68675 November 8, 2020 8:40 pm ET
by God, Jesus, & Holy Ghost
God loves Donald Trump.
You should love Donald Trump too.
Prove it with your guns.
Haiku # 68674 November 8, 2020 7:58 pm ET
by @TheRealGod of #Godiswatching
Trump is the POTUS.
Joe Biden is the SCROTUS.
Get your guns, kiddos!
Haiku # 68673 November 8, 2020 7:55 pm ET
by WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR of WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR
Unlawful riots.
Only BLM does that.
We protect our rights.
Haiku # 68672 November 8, 2020 7:52 pm ET
by Proud Boys of Stop the Steal
Let's take a survey.
How many of you own guns?
Any Democrats?
Haiku # 68671 November 8, 2020 7:50 pm ET
by So I guess I won!
Do you guys know Ash?
That guy writes the best haiku.
Terrific poet.
Haiku # 68670 November 8, 2020 7:48 pm ET
by POTUS Donald Trump
I'm praying for war.
A yuge civil uprising.
We all know I won.
Haiku # 68669 November 8, 2020 7:47 pm ET
by POTUS Donald Trump
The aircon blows high.
I'm trying to hibernate.
Don't care what it costs.
Haiku # 68667 November 8, 2020 4:26 pm ET
by Not a fucking grizzly, but of course I can try.
Life is full of farts.
Enormous toxic butt queefs.
Right up your nostrils.
Haiku # 68666 November 8, 2020 4:21 pm ET
by Emperor Flatus Maximus
Hey true believers
My son was not a white guy
Just thought you should know
Haiku # 68665 November 8, 2020 10:01 am ET
by Gawd
Hey Irvin Baxter
You dirty fornicator
Time to pay the bill
Haiku # 68664 November 8, 2020 8:27 am ET
by Gawd
I found the dummy
It's stuck in the other end
His silence explained
Haiku # 68663 November 8, 2020 7:18 am ET
by Noticer of Details of Exiting White House (Spidey Style)
who stole my dummy ?
ima not let you finish
such deep state of shock
Haiku # 68662 November 8, 2020 4:58 am ET
by ash
Isolation and
solitary confinement
availability here
Haiku # 68661 November 8, 2020 4:52 am ET
by I. Malone
And the goldfish was
a natural orange color,
not day-glo Cheetos.

CAS# 2783-94-0
C16H10N2Na2O7S2
Disodium 6-hydroxy-5-[(4-sulfophenyl)azo]-2-naphthalenesulfonate
Molar mass: 452.36 g/mol
MP: 300 degrees C
Haiku # 68660 November 8, 2020 2:36 am ET
by FD & C Yellow 6 Overdose of It isn't crack -- don't smoke it!!!
Reminds me of the
time my Mom flushed our dead gold-
fish down the toilet
Haiku # 68659 November 8, 2020 1:31 am ET
by X. Cept of The Goldfish wasn't an Asshole
Have you ever made
fulminated mercury?
Be sure to breathe deep.
Haiku # 68658 November 7, 2020 9:38 pm ET
by Mad as a Hatter
Repub Nazis be liKKKe:
Hump Trump's plump bumpy rump.
Nevermind the grump tooKKK a dump.
Couldn't reach around to wipe his rump.
That's why he's a grump.
We forgive him, praise Jesus!
Where's my AKKK-47?

"I have the best words."
"And I maKKKe the biggest turds."
"They smell liKKKe flowers."
Haiku # 68657 November 7, 2020 9:18 pm ET
by White Flower!
cry me a river
fulminating narcissist
it's time for your nap
Haiku # 68656 November 7, 2020 7:43 pm ET
by ash
one man's false prophet
when viewed through the right prism
is undeclared loss
Haiku # 68655 November 7, 2020 7:18 pm ET
by ash
Everything works out
What you lack in hand job skills
Offset by great head
Haiku # 68654 November 7, 2020 5:50 pm ET
by Noticer of Details of Reporting Live
I hope Orange Man
Pulls out all the freaking stops
and does some damage.
Haiku # 68653 November 7, 2020 5:32 pm ET
by But maybe He Was Always Just an Egotistic Buffoon
Now, in retrospect
hatred levels for Trump were
inexplicable.
Haiku # 68652 November 7, 2020 5:28 pm ET
by Virtue-Signaling Idiots of the U.S.A.
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