I fucked her in an apple orchard
and came in cider.

Inside Darth inside
Darth inside Darth inside Darth
Inside Darth incide

Trump just beginning
Making global Left livid
Election clean-up!

https://odysee.com/@SaltyCracker:a/election-fraud-exposed-reeeeeeee-stream:b

Turduckens are gross.
Fat white trash flesh fantasy.
Fowl insertion feast.

It all goes down here.
Bad Haiku is the battle
for transparency.

it's white as they come
regardless of skin colour
we're all sperm brothers

Garden of long dinks
Here I go gathering nuts
in May. Tra La La.

Stop changing it to garden

Gordon Ramsay's dink
Marinated for 2 days
In Ina Garden's cunt

Like, I'm not gay, but
I'd eat magic dink mushrooms.
And go surf with sharks.

Men die. Get buried.
Up from the ground mushrooms shoot
They look just like dinks

Longpig smorgasbord
I've chewed my fingernails down
as appetizers

Why is it when I
mention canabalism
you fuckers clam up?

We are all just meat.
But I don't want to eat Trump.
I mean, ewww, nasty.

Georgia rednecks eat
gay frog maggot cheese burgers
on a glazed brioche.

Alex Jones' gay frogs.
They taste just like normal frogs.
But they're spicier.

What's the point of having all those
guns if you're not going to use them.
Stupd Proud Boys should be Ashamed!
Stop the Steal there's no free meal.

So how about that cheese w/ maggots in it that those crazy people like to eat, casu marzu. Sardinian goat cheese w/ larvae and it's illegal in some places -- I guess ppl have died from eating it. I mean, that's serioulsy funky. I would probably have to pass on that one, but I've eaten some crazy stuff in my travels. I mean, you know, human flesh is fine, but maggotty cheese... ew. No. Fuck off with that shite. Capisce? Oh, yeah, I forgot, they used to put that in Fear Factor. Crazy show. Anyway.

Grinch or Santa Claus?
Or the infamous Krampus?
Let's put it to vote.

Yo Ash r u white?
Why u hate on yo own peeps?
Australian self-hate?

never surrender
and never admit defeat
stay proud but stupid

A good sniper shot
is all it would take to start
a revolution.

an old white guy's cum
another old white guy tossed
on clit pus deranged

Jesus speaks to Trump.
So we should do what he says.
Biden is Satan.

Rubbed dink on French fries.
Time for a new dick 'tater.
Have some mayonaise.

encore fois

an old white guy won
another old white guy lost
on dit plus ca change

(without the cedilla)

au revoir garcon

i fucking knew it
use some foreign character
and bad haiku spits

an old white guy won
another old white guy lost
on dit plus ça change

God fearing rednecks.
Prove your loyalty to Trump.
Kill all Democrats!

God loves Donald Trump.
You should love Donald Trump too.
Prove it with your guns.

Trump is the POTUS.
Joe Biden is the SCROTUS.
Get your guns, kiddos!

Unlawful riots.
Only BLM does that.
We protect our rights.

Let's take a survey.
How many of you own guns?
Any Democrats?

Do you guys know Ash?
That guy writes the best haiku.
Terrific poet.

I'm praying for war.
A yuge civil uprising.
We all know I won.

The aircon blows high.
I'm trying to hibernate.
Don't care what it costs.

Life is full of farts.
Enormous toxic butt queefs.
Right up your nostrils.

Hey true believers
My son was not a white guy
Just thought you should know

Hey Irvin Baxter
You dirty fornicator
Time to pay the bill

I found the dummy
It's stuck in the other end
His silence explained

who stole my dummy ?
ima not let you finish
such deep state of shock

Isolation and
solitary confinement
availability here

And the goldfish was
a natural orange color,
not day-glo Cheetos.

CAS# 2783-94-0
C16H10N2Na2O7S2
Disodium 6-hydroxy-5-[(4-sulfophenyl)azo]-2-naphthalenesulfonate
Molar mass: 452.36 g/mol
MP: 300 degrees C

Reminds me of the
time my Mom flushed our dead gold-
fish down the toilet

Have you ever made
fulminated mercury?
Be sure to breathe deep.

Repub Nazis be liKKKe:
Hump Trump's plump bumpy rump.
Nevermind the grump tooKKK a dump.
Couldn't reach around to wipe his rump.
That's why he's a grump.
We forgive him, praise Jesus!
Where's my AKKK-47?

"I have the best words."
"And I maKKKe the biggest turds."
"They smell liKKKe flowers."

cry me a river
fulminating narcissist
it's time for your nap

one man's false prophet
when viewed through the right prism
is undeclared loss

Everything works out
What you lack in hand job skills
Offset by great head

I hope Orange Man
Pulls out all the freaking stops
and does some damage.

Now, in retrospect
hatred levels for Trump were
inexplicable.

Oooh I am so mad.
I'm thoroughly disgusted.
Dismalmocracy.