Those teenage hookers
Are very good at crochet.
They can make rugs too.
by Textile Sextile of Septimal
Haiku layer cake
Seventeen hot syllables
Happy Birthday, Darth
by Secret Admirer of Under old willow
Take your vitamins.
Don't want to have a limp dick,
you silly old man.
Guess how old I am.
Phyically not mentally.
Booger fart poopoo!
by Ancient teenager
Do you like funt cake?
Who put this funt in my cart?
Funt should be a word.
by Or... maybe it is!
How did you know that?!
But, and I've told you before,
I've stopped fucking pigs!
Just teenage hookers.
Make sure they're not ladyboys.
Those silly Asians.
by Darth WHORENDOUS! of Picking out Scorpio birthday cake.
Did you remember
On this day in November?
Figpucker's Birthday
by Noticer of Details of Haiku Central
No conspiracy
Just lack of transparency
(Your emergency)
by Forensics of Polemics
Breaking wind (and hearts)
Steamy kisses (fragrant farts)
Cupid's arrows (darts)
by Gassanova
China lectures us ?
UN is irrelevant !
One World: go to hell.
by Borders Language Culture
Elections have rules.
Science is real. No fake votes.
You can kiss my Ash.
by So-Called Journalist of New York Times For Lying
A place for pigeons
Make him into a statue
If the coup don't fly
by Thinker of On the can
ima gonna stay
you can't make me go away
with illegal votes
by ash of in my safe place
Meow, Starkitten here
I like to call it catnip
It makes me purr. Purr ....
by Starkitten of Paw in the catnip
Donald Trump's a chump.
He will not concede his seed
in this time of need.
Watching the death count.
It's gotten to be boring.
Can I burn one, please?
I mean the bodies.
Or maybe a joint also.
Burn one then burn one.
To quote Cypress Hill:
I want to get hiiiigh, so high.
Insane in the brain.
by Love those silly gangster rappers. of And candy bar wrappers.
Honeymoon Night
Someone call the coroner
The little guy's dead
by Disappointed of Heart Shaped Bed
All these dead bodies.
I can't have sex with them and...
they're inedible!
Covid's not so fun.
Unless it kills enemies.
Then I'll have a laugh.
by millions upon millions of of corpses all going to waste :-(
The President, erect
He stands behind the lectern
Watch it levitate
by Noticer of Details of Wearing a tarp like at a Gallagher performance
Cannibalism
It gets so quiet in here
when you mention it
by Hungry of Come out so I can eat you
Longpig Turducken
Three corpses shoved together
A true feast of friends
by I'll be there for you of 'Cause you're there for me too
Osturduckenbat.
Like turducken but ostrich
outside, bat inside.
by Ozzy Osbourne of Gordon Ramsay at my house for Thanksgiving dinner this year.
Please God, we need war.
Pandemic redneck shootings.
MAGA mass murders.
Kill the parasites!
Send them to California.'
Or their own countries.
Freaks there, humans here.
Heil motherfucking Trump.
Orange retribution!
by Red bullet proof baseball cap. of Kevlar. 3 full auto rifles.
Happy Thanksgiving
Lame duck a l'orange this year
Pardon the turkeys
by Carcass Tosser of White House Lawn
It looks just like Trump.
Cheeto with cotton candy.
Tastes just like him too.
by Homeless child of New York City
Here, hold THIS hotdog.
Those aren't burn marks -- those are scabs.
Yes, it's mayonaise filled.
by Oops! Did it squirt your eye?
4 MORE QUEERS!
4 MORE QUEERS!
4 MORE QUEERS!
by American Tourist of Pattaya Thailand
The electric chair
Take a load off. Sit down.
Here, hold this hotdog
by Frank Burns of Weiner Roast
What was he wearing
under his KKK robes?
A Star Wars costume?!
Are you kidding me?!
Jar Jar motherfucking Binks?!
What the hell -- He's black!
by Messa got big-ol' boner! of (Meesa sometimes pretend.)
It ain't over yet!
Donald Trump will kick your ass!
Bleeding heart poets!
by Stop the Squeal of Proud Ladyboys
Ten thousand cheap drones.
Attach dynamite to them.
Take out Democrats.
Those Godless heathens
will burn in the fiery pits.
We'll knock back some beers.
by Proud Boys! of White Flour! White Flour! White Flour!
I cast fire spell.
Black neighbors across the street
take 10 damage points.
by Grand Wizard rolling dice. of Stealing their fried chicken tho!
(8*10^21 atoms)/(6.022*10^23 atom/mol)*(190.23 g/mol)
by 2.53 g of Ozzy Osbournium
Come on you Trumpers!
Get out your guns and grenades.
Make America
White... err, I mean Great Again.
by Grand Wizard of Dungeons & Dragons
I fucked her in an apple orchard
and came in cider.
by Bo, yo!
Inside Darth inside
Darth inside Darth inside Darth
Inside Darth incide
by Rushing Doll of Shelf
Trump just beginning
Making global Left livid
Election clean-up!
https://odysee.com/@SaltyCracker:a/election-fraud-exposed-reeeeeeee-stream:b
by Dishonest Dems of Too Far Too Fast
Turduckens are gross.
Fat white trash flesh fantasy.
Fowl insertion feast.
by Keep it basic. of Stuff it with stuffing, not a bird inside a bird inside a bird... They ain't Russian dolls!
It all goes down here.
Bad Haiku is the battle
for transparency.
by Not "Trans Parents" see?
it's white as they come
regardless of skin colour
we're all sperm brothers
by ash
Garden of long dinks
Here I go gathering nuts
in May. Tra La La.
by Dink puller of Dink Garden
Stop changing it to garden
by Anonymous Poet
Gordon Ramsay's dink
Marinated for 2 days
In Ina Garden's cunt
by Foodie of Watching TV in kitchen
Like, I'm not gay, but
I'd eat magic dink mushrooms.
And go surf with sharks.
by Shark stuffed w/ Long Pig stuffed with Mushrooms! of Way better than "turducken".
Men die. Get buried.
Up from the ground mushrooms shoot
They look just like dinks
by Noticer of Details of Cemetery
Longpig smorgasbord
I've chewed my fingernails down
as appetizers
by Hungry of I smell Hoomans
Why is it when I
mention canabalism
you fuckers clam up?
We are all just meat.
But I don't want to eat Trump.
I mean, ewww, nasty.
by Hannibal's recipe book on Amazon.
Georgia rednecks eat
gay frog maggot cheese burgers
on a glazed brioche.
by Joe-rgians Biden their time. of 1, 2, 3, 4... four votes! Hahahaha! (Sesame St. count.)
Alex Jones' gay frogs.
They taste just like normal frogs.
But they're spicier.
by
What's the point of having all those
guns if you're not going to use them.
Stupd Proud Boys should be Ashamed!
Stop the Steal there's no free meal.
by Grandwizard Figpucker of Georgia -- As in "The Devil Went Down To"... but shouldn't it be "up to".
So how about that cheese w/ maggots in it that those crazy people like to eat, casu marzu. Sardinian goat cheese w/ larvae and it's illegal in some places -- I guess ppl have died from eating it. I mean, that's serioulsy funky. I would probably have to pass on that one, but I've eaten some crazy stuff in my travels. I mean, you know, human flesh is fine, but maggotty cheese... ew. No. Fuck off with that shite. Capisce? Oh, yeah, I forgot, they used to put that in Fear Factor. Crazy show. Anyway.
Grinch or Santa Claus?
Or the infamous Krampus?
Let's put it to vote.
by I vote for Krampus of B/c he eats children.
Yo Ash r u white?
Why u hate on yo own peeps?
Australian self-hate?
by Ash Must Be 100 percent Abo
