Bad Haiku — Haiku #68734

Noun. funt. A unit of weight: 1 funt = 1 qadaq = 32 lot = 96 mÄ±sqal = 409.5 g = 1 pound (archaic)

A funt is a pound!
Shit, I'd like to pound her funt!
That's a funky cunt.

Haiku #68734

Posted: November 12, 2020 9:20 pm ET

Poet & location: dw. Hot candle wax on balls. of how many candles, how many spanks?

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