Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68731
Take your vitamins.
Don't want to have a limp dick,
you silly old man.

Guess how old I am.
Phyically not mentally.
Booger fart poopoo!
Haiku #68731
Posted: November 12, 2020 9:15 pm ET
Poet & location: Ancient teenager