Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #68729
How did you know that?!
But, and I've told you before,
I've stopped fucking pigs!

Just teenage hookers.
Make sure they're not ladyboys.
Those silly Asians.
Haiku #68729
Posted: November 12, 2020 8:54 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth WHORENDOUS! of Picking out Scorpio birthday cake.