I pity da fool
Who thinks he's got a big tool
Mine is the longest
by Anonymous Poet
To never get past
membranes, glands, body fluids...
Pity that poet!
by Poet of Show It
I dream of Jeanie
Now then, Did she menstruate?
Or Blink it away?
by Viewer of In front of screen
Mona Lisa smile
Barbara Walters lisping smile
Smile Vertically
by Guy Smiley
Whatever you want
I guarantee you it's here
On this fine website
by Fan
That Mona Walter
and Ayaan Hirsi Ali:
women for our age.
https://tinyurl.com/yd43zl24
https://tinyurl.com/ybrqeax9
by Galab Wanaagsan of Kushitic Punt
Walk into the gloom
Yes, it's all waiting for you
You will blend right in
by Gray Person
Ghosts are a problem
Like when they sit behind you
Making pottery
by Demi
of course i do, who?
i used to chew, tobacco
now i dont do that
by vhs
The Pope had to poop
Squishing would not work this time
Too late, shit his gown
by Shatagain City
Praying at the moon
Christian Werewolf here to serve
And play the oldies
by Bee Bop a loo ba
Seems like you finally
Got that five-seven-five thing
down consistently
by Anonymous Poet
someone directed
inspirational christian
stuff to my twitter!!!
by vhs of not an inspirational Christian
the folks who post here
or on twitter, i do we
don't know each other
well someone does but...
other than that...
by vhs
yes i did go through
that incarnation here and
I'm still mouthy toots
by vhs
Q for VHS:
are you the one named Moxie
from way back Haiku?
by Mainely of Maine
There is Lord of Lords,
there is also Lourdes of Lourdes.
Darth is lewd of lewds.
by Lard of Lards
Fauntleroy! That's rich.
I call my son Fauntleroy
When I'm trolling him.
by Fauntlressa of Distressa
Lordy oh Lordy
more like a pun haiku then
doth praiseth the Lord--e...
by vhs
The Lord of the Dance?
Or Little Lord Fauntleroy?
Or Lord of the Rings?
by Lourdes of Lourdes
well it is a post
as a break in the music
for more haikuing
by vhs
Haiku wake-up call!
Who is on the Lord's side, huh?
YOU? Or your mother...
by Mama knows best of course
V.H.S. that's nice
But pasting a URL
is not real haiku.
by Anonymous Poet
https://nypost.com/2018/08/03/how-liberals-turned-against-free-speech/
by vhs
Brian Wilson's aunt
My cousin was working there
Oops sorry typo
by Anonymous Poet
Brian Wilson's WHAT?
Your head is in a bad place.
Really, you need help.
by Help of Haiku Hell
Brian Wilson's taint
Just ordered a large pizza
From Little Caesar's
by Anonymous Poet
Gnarly Tsunami
My reefer got soaking wet
And my penis shriveled
by Little Surfer
Is a penis
by Anonymous Poet
It
by Peppermint Poontang
Old soda machine
Only has lemonade drinks
Gah! It
by I want my money back
Lick your inner wrists
Now hold them in the air
Kangaroo A/C
by Kangaroo of Australia
high humidity
another stinking hot day
enough already
by ash
Seen on milk carton
Abducted: Darth Figpucker
Darth, please come home now
by Anonymous Poet
Oh I wouldn't mind
Come out of hibernation
A friendly bear hug
by When Hairy met Silly of Bear Trail
Gentle wave rises...
happy fishermen look up;
CRASH! Death. (tsunami)
by Yo Yo Ma of Yo Mama
of course some bears are
very hairy guys...I'm a bear
shall i maul you then :)
by vhs
Did we give up pork
It's just been chicken and fish
Eat out every day
by Anonymous Poet
Bears and who they maul
Common Denominator
God damn foolishness
by Anonymous Poet
i think we are thinking
of the evil dead movies
as to evil trees...
by vhs
nyaahh...pearls before swine
so they say of the treasures of the earth
"I have the body of a pig...grunt, grunt"
by vhs
Rising to power
A force to be reckoned with
John Boy Walton's Mole
by Ignoring this facial growth of Pimple is n the ass of progress
In the Walden Woods
The trees will pull your pants off
And tickle your nuts
by Outdoor Enthusiasts
the ones who are your
elders who are enlightened show
or listen to you
pride versus love
by vhs
Frumpy old liberals
Think they are so enlightened
But they're just frumpy
by Frump Derangement
Well I'll go to walden
anyways screw what some guy
or gal on twitter says
by vhs
Those frumpy womnen
Will suck the life out of you
Five Alarm Blow Jobs
by Dickspatcher of Station
Sno-Cone Machiine Gun
Rat a tat Rat a Tat Splat
Fecal Fudge Flavour
by 7-11 24/7 of #2
Bro, what's not to love
Your God created us all
In his own image
by Creature of the Lordt
Old balding Leftists
Nasty frumpy Lib women
They are all so vile
by God God and more GOD
