Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 152 Days and 70438 Haikus later...

In the Walden Woods
The trees will pull your pants off
And tickle your nuts
Haiku # 61827, January 26, 2019 5:56 pm ET
by Outdoor Enthusiasts
the ones who are your
elders who are enlightened show
or listen to you

pride versus love
Haiku # 61826, January 26, 2019 5:44 pm ET
by vhs
Frumpy old liberals
Think they are so enlightened
But they're just frumpy
Haiku # 61825, January 26, 2019 4:31 pm ET
by Frump Derangement
Well I'll go to walden
anyways screw what some guy
or gal on twitter says
Haiku # 61824, January 26, 2019 4:03 pm ET
by vhs
Those frumpy womnen
Will suck the life out of you
Five Alarm Blow Jobs
Haiku # 61823, January 26, 2019 2:02 pm ET
by Dickspatcher of Station
Sno-Cone Machiine Gun
Rat a tat Rat a Tat Splat
Fecal Fudge Flavour
Haiku # 61822, January 26, 2019 2:00 pm ET
by 7-11 24/7 of #2
Bro, what's not to love
Your God created us all
In his own image
Haiku # 61821, January 26, 2019 1:58 pm ET
by Creature of the Lordt
Old balding Leftists
Nasty frumpy Lib women
They are all so vile
Haiku # 61820, January 26, 2019 8:29 am ET
by God God and more GOD
Farting machine gun
Rat a tat Rat a tat splat
Can your ass do that?
Haiku # 61819, January 26, 2019 3:33 am ET
by You know who of You know where
When they come for you
Will anybody notice?
Who will hear your scream?
Haiku # 61818, January 25, 2019 10:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Took her dog style too
Always left her wanting more
Puny pink penis
Haiku # 61817, January 25, 2019 7:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Thoreau was a fake.
Ate meals at his sister's house.
Not at WALDEN POND.
Haiku # 61816, January 25, 2019 5:27 pm ET
by Transcend THIS, dimwit
Hung up my girdle
From a low hanging tree branch
Some pervert swiped it
Haiku # 61815, January 25, 2019 5:04 pm ET
by Girdle less in the forest
Tree stump down yonder
Designated fart hassock
The comforts of home
Haiku # 61814, January 25, 2019 5:02 pm ET
by A place for everything of Everything in its place
Thoreau on steroids
Wiping his ass on green leaves
Making record time
Haiku # 61813, January 25, 2019 4:59 pm ET
by Natural of Nude Cold Forest
Woah woah woah woah woah
Bruce Springsteen grimace grimace
Woah woah Thunder Road
Haiku # 61812, January 25, 2019 12:05 pm ET
by Never could stand him
Thank you for this site
If it weren't for Bad Haiku
I would go crazy
Haiku # 61811, January 24, 2019 11:53 pm ET
by Saved of Bad Haiku
New Jersey forecast
One hundred percent chance of
Springsteen grimacing
Haiku # 61810, January 24, 2019 10:47 pm ET
by Watcher of Grimace Cam
The world's longest turd
Hollowed out. Dried in the sun.
Apartment for rent
Haiku # 61809, January 24, 2019 10:44 pm ET
by Landlord
I'm falling behind
Just can't keep up anymore
Those Kardashians
Haiku # 61808, January 24, 2019 8:01 pm ET
by Person who fell behind of Behind famous behind
Suck my doorknob bitch.
Skin the progressive kittens
(but spare Starkitten)
Haiku # 61807, January 24, 2019 7:36 pm ET
by Whine On
Attention Poets
Ahem, Paging Darth Figpucker
Darth Figpucker, please
Haiku # 61806, January 24, 2019 5:45 pm ET
by Customer service
Attention poets
That last poem was written
By old Starkitten
Haiku # 61805, January 24, 2019 5:07 pm ET
by Starkitten of The real Starkitten
So satisfying
Razzputinberry Zinger
Tea that's like manure
Haiku # 61804, January 24, 2019 4:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
knocking at the door
Electrify the doorknob
You're not welcome here
Haiku # 61803, January 24, 2019 4:50 pm ET
by Inside
are you sure you'd want
me for four years as pres mind
you putin would get

sick of my dead on
impersonations of him
radioactive tea
Haiku # 61802, January 24, 2019 3:56 pm ET
by vhs
More shutdown please, mom.
I never noticed it was...
End the whole damn thing.
Haiku # 61801, January 24, 2019 3:47 pm ET
by Bedtime for Democracy
"ORANGE MAN IS BAD"
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
U R N.P.C!
Haiku # 61800, January 24, 2019 8:18 am ET
by Play with Non-Playing
This is a weird site
The poetry is crazy
Are these real poems?
Haiku # 61799, January 24, 2019 12:36 am ET
by Liisa of Fresno
No toilet paper
Mission soft shell burritos
Fourth meal on steroids
Haiku # 61798, January 23, 2019 10:47 pm ET
by Wiper
I have a pet snake
Dear little chunnywhisker
His name's Scott Baio
Haiku # 61797, January 23, 2019 10:35 pm ET
by Snake Owner
Oompa Loompa Dance
Perpetual somersaults
With head in rectum
Haiku # 61796, January 23, 2019 10:28 pm ET
by Fat Orange Coward President of Elected by Fools
Rachael Ray's Labia
Marinated overnight
Stuffed with swollen prongs
Haiku # 61795, January 23, 2019 10:25 pm ET
by Eat Out of Me
a compelling read
The tired used up words of Doink
Worlds Greatest Poet
Haiku # 61794, January 23, 2019 10:21 pm ET
by Wank of Beating off to Lawrence Welk Show
What a yawn you are.
All of you. Soporific.
Haiku sedative.
Haiku # 61793, January 23, 2019 10:15 pm ET
by Yawning Abyss of Haiku Boredom
put the title of
your book back up on here so
i can link it kay?
Haiku # 61792, January 23, 2019 8:54 pm ET
by Moxie
Go To Condiment!
Thick, Spreadable Gold Earwax
Thank You Rachael Ray
Haiku # 61791, January 23, 2019 8:15 pm ET
by TSGE and EVOO of UYAAATC. Up your ass and around the corner
Today's the day, folks
Nobody is wearing clothes
Only the perverts
Haiku # 61790, January 23, 2019 8:11 pm ET
by Girth Piggristle of Hog wild
Jerking off with style
Salami Origami
Comes with mayonnaise
Haiku # 61789, January 23, 2019 6:53 pm ET
by Literally of Officer and Gentlemanliness
Read my latest book
Brief History of Cuntfarts
Thanks for reading it
Haiku # 61788, January 23, 2019 6:51 pm ET
by Author of Book slot
saltwater cuntfish
With a hot jizz reduction
A turd for dessert
Haiku # 61787, January 23, 2019 5:27 pm ET
by Restaurant euphoria of Schmoozing
Gonna Take
An excremental journey
Won't you come along with me?
Haiku # 61786, January 23, 2019 5:22 pm ET
by Fulloshit
How long has it been?
The last time I took a bath
I'll let you decide
Haiku # 61785, January 23, 2019 12:49 pm ET
by Stinky
Cuntfarts, bathroom jokes...
Darth, the least we can say is
you're predictable.
Haiku # 61784, January 23, 2019 8:40 am ET
by Second-grade Mind of Pre-calculus
Cuntfart with wax lips
Sold for two million dollars
And the painting stinks
Haiku # 61783, January 23, 2019 12:01 am ET
by Tuna Fish of South of the Border
i don't know if Darth
is Pigged or Vadering at
this time as of late
Haiku # 61782, January 22, 2019 8:44 pm ET
by vhs
And now for something
completely different. Our Darth
shall speak of poop/shit
Haiku # 61781, January 22, 2019 4:42 pm ET
by Whoever U thought I was
When the White Man smirks
Hordes run, screaming, into hell
(When the white man smirks)
Haiku # 61780, January 22, 2019 4:24 pm ET
by El Chele of Gringolandia
Boring-ass Haiku
Everyone dead or asleep
I visit the morgue
Haiku # 61779, January 22, 2019 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You speak nonsense, Wong.
We know the Nazis are all
mean Republicans.
Haiku # 61778, January 22, 2019 10:47 am ET
by Another Brain-dead Product of Fake News Media.
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