Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 30 Days and 77413 Haiku later...

a compelling read
The tired used up words of Doink
Worlds Greatest Poet
Haiku # 61794, January 23, 2019 10:21 pm ET
by Wank of Beating off to Lawrence Welk Show
What a yawn you are.
All of you. Soporific.
Haiku sedative.
Haiku # 61793, January 23, 2019 10:15 pm ET
by Yawning Abyss of Haiku Boredom
put the title of
your book back up on here so
i can link it kay?
Haiku # 61792, January 23, 2019 8:54 pm ET
by Moxie
Go To Condiment!
Thick, Spreadable Gold Earwax
Thank You Rachael Ray
Haiku # 61791, January 23, 2019 8:15 pm ET
by TSGE and EVOO of UYAAATC. Up your ass and around the corner
Today's the day, folks
Nobody is wearing clothes
Only the perverts
Haiku # 61790, January 23, 2019 8:11 pm ET
by Girth Piggristle of Hog wild
Jerking off with style
Salami Origami
Comes with mayonnaise
Haiku # 61789, January 23, 2019 6:53 pm ET
by Literally of Officer and Gentlemanliness
Read my latest book
Brief History of Cuntfarts
Thanks for reading it
Haiku # 61788, January 23, 2019 6:51 pm ET
by Author of Book slot
saltwater cuntfish
With a hot jizz reduction
A turd for dessert
Haiku # 61787, January 23, 2019 5:27 pm ET
by Restaurant euphoria of Schmoozing
Gonna Take
An excremental journey
Won't you come along with me?
Haiku # 61786, January 23, 2019 5:22 pm ET
by Fulloshit
How long has it been?
The last time I took a bath
I'll let you decide
Haiku # 61785, January 23, 2019 12:49 pm ET
by Stinky
Cuntfarts, bathroom jokes...
Darth, the least we can say is
you're predictable.
Haiku # 61784, January 23, 2019 8:40 am ET
by Second-grade Mind of Pre-calculus
Cuntfart with wax lips
Sold for two million dollars
And the painting stinks
Haiku # 61783, January 23, 2019 12:01 am ET
by Tuna Fish of South of the Border
i don't know if Darth
is Pigged or Vadering at
this time as of late
Haiku # 61782, January 22, 2019 8:44 pm ET
by vhs
And now for something
completely different. Our Darth
shall speak of poop/shit
Haiku # 61781, January 22, 2019 4:42 pm ET
by Whoever U thought I was
When the White Man smirks
Hordes run, screaming, into hell
(When the white man smirks)
Haiku # 61780, January 22, 2019 4:24 pm ET
by El Chele of Gringolandia
Boring-ass Haiku
Everyone dead or asleep
I visit the morgue
Haiku # 61779, January 22, 2019 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You speak nonsense, Wong.
We know the Nazis are all
mean Republicans.
Haiku # 61778, January 22, 2019 10:47 am ET
by Another Brain-dead Product of Fake News Media.
Beware the Nazi
National Socialist chumps
The new Democrats-

Democrat leftists
Ignorant of history
Gaze at Caracas

That is the future
If you are stupid enough
To vote DNC.
Haiku # 61777, January 22, 2019 2:22 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Beware the white smirk.
Worse than nazi atom bomb,
that deadly white smirk...
Haiku # 61776, January 21, 2019 8:46 pm ET
by Big Chief Victimhood of Heap Big Medicine
Bureaucratic fail:
The Chuck'n Nancy Show flops.
Please, Trump... MORE SHUTDOWN!
Haiku # 61775, January 21, 2019 4:31 pm ET
by Trump Derangement Intervention Team
I
Haiku # 61774, January 21, 2019 2:30 am ET
by Poet of Duck Face University
Hippopotamus
Farting in the riverbed
Upload to YouTube
Haiku # 61773, January 21, 2019 2:29 am ET
by Poet
We are familiars
My witchy whiskers are twitching
Right paw is itching
Haiku # 61772, January 20, 2019 10:06 pm ET
by Easy Broomrider of Swept Away
not all of us left
some of us just changed names and
write with the new name...
Haiku # 61771, January 20, 2019 7:16 pm ET
by vhs
Now Cat's don't like wong
They meow "wong is toxic"
They know wong- catnip
Haiku # 61770, January 20, 2019 2:39 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The Cats that escaped
A very sad story
Old Wong did not know

The Cats liked Wong
But Wong was to young-stupid
Wong missed his chance.
Haiku # 61769, January 20, 2019 2:15 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
They held their tails high
Tales told in the litterpan
Buried, hidden away
Haiku # 61768, January 20, 2019 12:24 pm ET
by A certain Starkitten
Wong reminisces.
All the lovely tiger-girls:
cats that slipped away...
Haiku # 61767, January 20, 2019 6:07 am ET
by Jungles of Asiatic Night
The Tiger Beer girl
Gave me the Tiger pi jiu
In a frosty glass

She walked away
I quite enjoyed the view- whao!
Perky butt long leggs!
Haiku # 61766, January 20, 2019 5:27 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
When you are young
You don't know a GD thing
Then its to late.
Haiku # 61765, January 20, 2019 5:14 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Mellie, Moxie, Ash
This_Ain't_Your_Allah as well
All vanished . . . silence.
Haiku # 61764, January 19, 2019 10:42 pm ET
by Bad Haiku of 17 or more years back
Go back in time. Read
haikus posted on this site
on nine-eleven.
Haiku # 61763, January 19, 2019 10:33 pm ET
by Bad Haiku Goes Way Back
We were growing it
You were either smelling that
Or Patchouli oil
Haiku # 61762, January 19, 2019 9:05 pm ET
by Jippy of Gypsy Caravan
Your bargain dime bag
Lost evening of teen high jinx
Behind the old Mall
Haiku # 61761, January 19, 2019 9:02 pm ET
by Slim Jim of High
i don't know what motivates
the younger generation but
somehow it involves marijuana

sometimes
Haiku # 61760, January 19, 2019 8:28 pm ET
by vhs
the great storm comes up
the coast to bury us all
all too soon in snow
Haiku # 61759, January 19, 2019 7:53 pm ET
by vhs
Cartoons all day long
Like Scoooooby Dooooby Doo!
Like,
Let's sing the theme song
Haiku # 61758, January 19, 2019 4:56 pm ET
by pal
A wall of haiku
That stands between me and you
Meet me on the moon
Haiku # 61757, January 19, 2019 4:52 pm ET
by Moon Lady of Outer Space
i said nothing for
a while and i may keep that
promise, but not now
Haiku # 61756, January 19, 2019 4:37 pm ET
by vhs
Getting horny yet?
Big orange oompaloompa
Making a speech soon
Haiku # 61755, January 19, 2019 2:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cracking Coconuts
Ever seen Gilligan 's Island
Banana cream pie
Haiku # 61754, January 19, 2019 1:45 am ET
by Banana Cream pie of End of banana
Take a closer look
That poem about footprints
One leg was a schlong
Haiku # 61753, January 19, 2019 1:40 am ET
by Noticer of Details
My big long chin hair
Brings all poets to the yard
Fight amongst yourselves
Haiku # 61752, January 18, 2019 11:52 pm ET
by Cute Bertha
Month: Chinuary
Start of the Chinhairs' New Year
Pull hard. Make a wish
Haiku # 61751, January 18, 2019 11:30 pm ET
by Your true friend
Ding dongs in meat sauce
Making Man Lasagne
Don't forget the snouts
Haiku # 61750, January 18, 2019 11:27 pm ET
by Chef Chinhair of Doink
Front porch falling in
All visitors use back door
Tap door near trash cans
Haiku # 61749, January 18, 2019 11:24 pm ET
by Instructions
I look just like you
Go on, look in your mirror
We are beautiful
Haiku # 61748, January 18, 2019 11:17 pm ET
by Me and you
Please excuse absence
A note from Epstein's mother
Stayed home and smoked weed
Haiku # 61747, January 18, 2019 11:15 pm ET
by Epstein' mother of Home
I imagine you:
Greasy-haired obese misfit
With a toilet brain
Haiku # 61746, January 18, 2019 11:14 pm ET
by Am I Close
They called him Fangtooth
And the name stuck like hot glue
Or gum you stepped in
Haiku # 61745, January 18, 2019 11:04 pm ET
by Mofo
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