Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 112 Days and 76937 Haiku later...

When the White Man smirks
Hordes run, screaming, into hell
(When the white man smirks)
Haiku # 61780, January 22, 2019 4:24 pm ET
by El Chele of Gringolandia
Boring-ass Haiku
Everyone dead or asleep
I visit the morgue
Haiku # 61779, January 22, 2019 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You speak nonsense, Wong.
We know the Nazis are all
mean Republicans.
Haiku # 61778, January 22, 2019 10:47 am ET
by Another Brain-dead Product of Fake News Media.
Beware the Nazi
National Socialist chumps
The new Democrats-

Democrat leftists
Ignorant of history
Gaze at Caracas

That is the future
If you are stupid enough
To vote DNC.
Haiku # 61777, January 22, 2019 2:22 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Beware the white smirk.
Worse than nazi atom bomb,
that deadly white smirk...
Haiku # 61776, January 21, 2019 8:46 pm ET
by Big Chief Victimhood of Heap Big Medicine
Bureaucratic fail:
The Chuck'n Nancy Show flops.
Please, Trump... MORE SHUTDOWN!
Haiku # 61775, January 21, 2019 4:31 pm ET
by Trump Derangement Intervention Team
Haiku # 61774, January 21, 2019 2:30 am ET
by Poet of Duck Face University
Farting in the riverbed
Upload to YouTube
Haiku # 61773, January 21, 2019 2:29 am ET
by Poet
We are familiars
My witchy whiskers are twitching
Right paw is itching
Haiku # 61772, January 20, 2019 10:06 pm ET
by Easy Broomrider of Swept Away
not all of us left
some of us just changed names and
write with the new name...
Haiku # 61771, January 20, 2019 7:16 pm ET
by vhs
Now Cat's don't like wong
They meow "wong is toxic"
They know wong- catnip
Haiku # 61770, January 20, 2019 2:39 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
The Cats that escaped
A very sad story
Old Wong did not know

The Cats liked Wong
But Wong was to young-stupid
Wong missed his chance.
Haiku # 61769, January 20, 2019 2:15 pm ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
They held their tails high
Tales told in the litterpan
Buried, hidden away
Haiku # 61768, January 20, 2019 12:24 pm ET
by A certain Starkitten
Wong reminisces.
All the lovely tiger-girls:
cats that slipped away...
Haiku # 61767, January 20, 2019 6:07 am ET
by Jungles of Asiatic Night
The Tiger Beer girl
Gave me the Tiger pi jiu
In a frosty glass

She walked away
I quite enjoyed the view- whao!
Perky butt long leggs!
Haiku # 61766, January 20, 2019 5:27 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
When you are young
You don't know a GD thing
Then its to late.
Haiku # 61765, January 20, 2019 5:14 am ET
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Mellie, Moxie, Ash
This_Ain't_Your_Allah as well
All vanished . . . silence.
Haiku # 61764, January 19, 2019 10:42 pm ET
by Bad Haiku of 17 or more years back
Go back in time. Read
haikus posted on this site
on nine-eleven.
Haiku # 61763, January 19, 2019 10:33 pm ET
by Bad Haiku Goes Way Back
We were growing it
You were either smelling that
Or Patchouli oil
Haiku # 61762, January 19, 2019 9:05 pm ET
by Jippy of Gypsy Caravan
Your bargain dime bag
Lost evening of teen high jinx
Behind the old Mall
Haiku # 61761, January 19, 2019 9:02 pm ET
by Slim Jim of High
i don't know what motivates
the younger generation but
somehow it involves marijuana

Haiku # 61760, January 19, 2019 8:28 pm ET
by vhs
the great storm comes up
the coast to bury us all
all too soon in snow
Haiku # 61759, January 19, 2019 7:53 pm ET
by vhs
Cartoons all day long
Like Scoooooby Dooooby Doo!
Let's sing the theme song
Haiku # 61758, January 19, 2019 4:56 pm ET
by pal
A wall of haiku
That stands between me and you
Meet me on the moon
Haiku # 61757, January 19, 2019 4:52 pm ET
by Moon Lady of Outer Space
i said nothing for
a while and i may keep that
promise, but not now
Haiku # 61756, January 19, 2019 4:37 pm ET
by vhs
Getting horny yet?
Big orange oompaloompa
Making a speech soon
Haiku # 61755, January 19, 2019 2:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cracking Coconuts
Ever seen Gilligan 's Island
Banana cream pie
Haiku # 61754, January 19, 2019 1:45 am ET
by Banana Cream pie of End of banana
Take a closer look
That poem about footprints
One leg was a schlong
Haiku # 61753, January 19, 2019 1:40 am ET
by Noticer of Details
My big long chin hair
Brings all poets to the yard
Fight amongst yourselves
Haiku # 61752, January 18, 2019 11:52 pm ET
by Cute Bertha
Month: Chinuary
Start of the Chinhairs' New Year
Pull hard. Make a wish
Haiku # 61751, January 18, 2019 11:30 pm ET
by Your true friend
Ding dongs in meat sauce
Making Man Lasagne
Don't forget the snouts
Haiku # 61750, January 18, 2019 11:27 pm ET
by Chef Chinhair of Doink
Front porch falling in
All visitors use back door
Tap door near trash cans
Haiku # 61749, January 18, 2019 11:24 pm ET
by Instructions
I look just like you
Go on, look in your mirror
We are beautiful
Haiku # 61748, January 18, 2019 11:17 pm ET
by Me and you
Please excuse absence
A note from Epstein's mother
Stayed home and smoked weed
Haiku # 61747, January 18, 2019 11:15 pm ET
by Epstein' mother of Home
I imagine you:
Greasy-haired obese misfit
With a toilet brain
Haiku # 61746, January 18, 2019 11:14 pm ET
by Am I Close
They called him Fangtooth
And the name stuck like hot glue
Or gum you stepped in
Haiku # 61745, January 18, 2019 11:04 pm ET
by Mofo
Gotta be the next
Want my poem to be next
Make my poem next
Haiku # 61744, January 18, 2019 11:01 pm ET
by After Bertha of Complacent Placenta
Those roast beef curtains
Bespoke draperies parted.
Stinkfish Puppet Show
Haiku # 61743, January 18, 2019 10:59 pm ET
by Big Bad Bertha
Weevils in the flour
They make the doughnuts taste good
Please don't explain glaze
Haiku # 61742, January 18, 2019 10:55 pm ET
by Bitch of Please
Cramping sensation
Feel a haiku coming on
Nope, just a cuntfart
Haiku # 61741, January 18, 2019 10:53 pm ET
by CuntfartCuntfartcunt of Cunt
Plus size poetry
Rolled it in flour. Wet spot.
What's your excuse now
Haiku # 61740, January 18, 2019 10:51 pm ET
by Busty Belinda of Bakery
You can call me Darth
You can call me Starkitten
Or just VHS
Haiku # 61739, January 18, 2019 4:20 pm ET
by Me Myself and I of Here There Everywhere
Highlights of my day
Fart smile Coffee smile Shit smile
Eat smile Haiku smile
Haiku # 61738, January 18, 2019 3:43 pm ET
by Smiley
When someone's knocking
I may not answer it
And that is tough shit
Haiku # 61737, January 18, 2019 3:38 pm ET
by Person not answering door of Other side of door
Not into kissing
Bacteria Festival
People are so gross
Haiku # 61736, January 18, 2019 3:37 pm ET
by Grossed Out of Far Out
All out of coffee
Ran out of tea days ago
Toilet Paper next?
Haiku # 61735, January 18, 2019 3:34 pm ET
by Running out
I'm hanging out now
Three quarters of my ass crack
Fell out of my pants
Haiku # 61734, January 18, 2019 3:16 pm ET
by Breezy of Chair
Autocorrect shit
I hate you autocorrect
I hate your bullshit
Haiku # 61733, January 18, 2019 3:13 pm ET
by Person when hates autocorrect of When I fight autocorrect autocorrect always wins
Get your butt in gear
Bad Haiku can't write itself
Allows poets on deck
Haiku # 61732, January 18, 2019 3:11 pm ET
by Poet Pep Rally of Poem Chamber
Belching volcano
So rude. Please excuse yourself
I'll fart in your face
Haiku # 61731, January 18, 2019 3:08 pm ET
by National Poopyographic
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