Wong reminisces.
All the lovely tiger-girls:
cats that slipped away...
by Jungles of Asiatic Night
The Tiger Beer girl
Gave me the Tiger pi jiu
In a frosty glass
She walked away
I quite enjoyed the view- whao!
Perky butt long leggs!
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
When you are young
You don't know a GD thing
Then its to late.
by Wong Lofan of Kalifornia
Mellie, Moxie, Ash
This_Ain't_Your_Allah as well
All vanished . . . silence.
by Bad Haiku of 17 or more years back
Go back in time. Read
haikus posted on this site
on nine-eleven.
by Bad Haiku Goes Way Back
We were growing it
You were either smelling that
Or Patchouli oil
by Jippy of Gypsy Caravan
Your bargain dime bag
Lost evening of teen high jinx
Behind the old Mall
by Slim Jim of High
i don't know what motivates
the younger generation but
somehow it involves marijuana
sometimes
by vhs
the great storm comes up
the coast to bury us all
all too soon in snow
by vhs
Cartoons all day long
Like Scoooooby Dooooby Doo!
Like,
Let's sing the theme song
by pal
A wall of haiku
That stands between me and you
Meet me on the moon
by Moon Lady of Outer Space
i said nothing for
a while and i may keep that
promise, but not now
by vhs
Getting horny yet?
Big orange oompaloompa
Making a speech soon
by Anonymous Poet
Cracking Coconuts
Ever seen Gilligan 's Island
Banana cream pie
by Banana Cream pie of End of banana
Take a closer look
That poem about footprints
One leg was a schlong
by Noticer of Details
My big long chin hair
Brings all poets to the yard
Fight amongst yourselves
by Cute Bertha
Month: Chinuary
Start of the Chinhairs' New Year
Pull hard. Make a wish
by Your true friend
Ding dongs in meat sauce
Making Man Lasagne
Don't forget the snouts
by Chef Chinhair of Doink
Front porch falling in
All visitors use back door
Tap door near trash cans
by Instructions
I look just like you
Go on, look in your mirror
We are beautiful
by Me and you
Please excuse absence
A note from Epstein's mother
Stayed home and smoked weed
by Epstein' mother of Home
I imagine you:
Greasy-haired obese misfit
With a toilet brain
by Am I Close
They called him Fangtooth
And the name stuck like hot glue
Or gum you stepped in
by Mofo
Gotta be the next
Want my poem to be next
Make my poem next
by After Bertha of Complacent Placenta
Those roast beef curtains
Bespoke draperies parted.
Stinkfish Puppet Show
by Big Bad Bertha
Weevils in the flour
They make the doughnuts taste good
Please don't explain glaze
by Bitch of Please
Cramping sensation
Feel a haiku coming on
Nope, just a cuntfart
by CuntfartCuntfartcunt of Cunt
Plus size poetry
Rolled it in flour. Wet spot.
What's your excuse now
by Busty Belinda of Bakery
You can call me Darth
You can call me Starkitten
Or just VHS
by Me Myself and I of Here There Everywhere
Highlights of my day
Fart smile Coffee smile Shit smile
Eat smile Haiku smile
by Smiley
When someone's knocking
I may not answer it
And that is tough shit
by Person not answering door of Other side of door
Not into kissing
Bacteria Festival
People are so gross
by Grossed Out of Far Out
All out of coffee
Ran out of tea days ago
Toilet Paper next?
by Running out
I'm hanging out now
Three quarters of my ass crack
Fell out of my pants
by Breezy of Chair
Autocorrect shit
I hate you autocorrect
I hate your bullshit
by Person when hates autocorrect of When I fight autocorrect autocorrect always wins
Get your butt in gear
Bad Haiku can't write itself
Allows poets on deck
by Poet Pep Rally of Poem Chamber
Belching volcano
So rude. Please excuse yourself
I'll fart in your face
by National Poopyographic
Meanwhile, Darth be like:
Ima sniff farts and talk more about sexy poop.
by Freudian Regressions of Darth
Nairobi attacked
by sub-human scum. Of course
no news over here...
https://tinyurl.com/yanrebok
by Watu Wajinga of Taka-taka
Haiku fools gather
Come closer to catch the whiff
Fresh laid fart eggs stink
by Anonymous Poet
Was just wondering
If you had a good movement
Of your bowels yet
Me? Three times a day
Indoor plumbing would be nice
Shit in a bucket
by Bucket washer
Justice for all dinks
Some will be removed by axe
Others with acid
by Eli's Zounigshers of NYC
Flex muscles of love
One can of spinach and hard
Healthy bonersnake
by Oneeye
Ejaculation
Off the bridge. Into the fog
Clouds silver lining
by Meatbeaterologist of Live
Muscles are so cute
Tattoos on your muscles dance
Shriveled hula girl
by Leila of Beach
Gameplay was easy
My new name is Glorkwizzix
My carrot is waxed
by Poopy
Reclining, still life
Motionless. Playing statues.
Now wanking top speed
by Made u look
Tiger Balm burn dink
Torch asshole membranes too
Shit came out on fire
by Sore Loser
Nice blank space action!
Like making love with The Void...
romantic Haiku.
by Avoidance of Empty Space
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